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Which of course they will....
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They have to, otherwise City's lack of European football will give them an advantage in the league.

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Which of course they will....

I know it would sting us heavily financially, but I'd honestly laugh if City got their ban reduced but then UEFA announced no CL next year because of Covid-19 with the ban coming in for the following season.
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CAS process begins on June 8th. Will probably get away with a slap on the wrist. While UEFA and the PL are allowing war criminals and journalist-dismemberers to buy PL clubs from Mike Ashley, I don't see how they get to take the moral high ground on anything in particular. Money talks.

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My favourite part is where he claims they signed players that weren't big names like *ahem* Aguero, David Silva, and Leroy Sane. Can tell he's never watch a foreign match in his life, every football fan and their mother knows these players were tearing it up for Atletico, Valencia and Schalke.
Come on, they were plucked from obscurity to play for Man City.  I happen to know for a fact that Aguero and Silva both grew up dreaming of playing for City and had pictures of Jamie Pollock and Paul Dickov on their walls

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City's 3rd kit for whenever next season starts is shocking, Puma are taking the piss with City now. :lmao
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Remember that time a City fan had a tattoo done with them being 2011 champions league winners, oh dear. :lmao

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Should any type of CL ban be implemented, I will assume this means some Premier league titles will have been “won” whilst cheating. Was it just 2013/14 and will they be using an asterisk*?

Can’t see any trophies being stripped even though they should be.

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Just think, they would have been winning the FA Cup tomorrow and nobody would give a toss.

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Just think, they would have been winning the FA Cup tomorrow and nobody would give a toss.

My fav non-Liverpool moment of last season

Manchester City fan enters press box to complain about pro-Liverpool bias after FA Cup final win

 
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My fav non-Liverpool moment of last season

Manchester City fan enters press box to complain about pro-Liverpool bias after FA Cup final win

 
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/manchester-city-fan-press-box-liverpool-bias-fa-cup-final-vs-watford-a8920631.html
Which led to one of the funniest pictures ever made. ;D
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Remember that time a City fan had a tattoo done with them being 2011 champions league winners, oh dear. :lmao



In the early days of the takeover I think one got a Kaka tattoo (before Milan bottled the deal).

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Bluemoon is full of some of the biggest whoppers to ever grace the internet, but maybe the crown of king whopper goes to this turbo whopper for this piece of simply incredible stupidity...

"The Dippers chairmen stating what a great thing for the game to have footy back , Sir Jordan cant wait to pick up where they left off (losing 4 out of their last 6 games) Klopp stating it was like his first day back at school to see the "boys" again , even spit stated he was glad there was only half a dozen postitve tests , what a desperate football club , and you can guarantee every single one of the Dippers squad will be ready after a nice 3 month rest , because the wheels had come off in March they were physically and mentally f*cked.

Pesonally i would like to f*ck the Dipper game off , play the Under 23 team just to underline how pointless and the complete loss of integrity the league now has , save ourselves for cup glory and another treble and for the 2nd season running proving we are the team to beat , the number of trophies in the cabinet prove that , (and not including micky mouse UEFA/FIFA invitation charity games)"

So let me get this straight...the league starting is pointless and has no integrity, but the FA Cup and the European Cup restarting and his team winning them would see his team achieve glory...

You literally couldn't make it up.

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And who gives a shit. Like other fanbases, they are trying to make themselves feel better. 

They know that they have been out performed horribly in the league this season and been shown up, despite their big spending yet again.

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"For the second season running proving we're the team to beat" ;D
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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He needs to give that brain cell back, it's owner will be really missing that amount of intelligence.

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I must admit that i get quite down at times with this lockdown and all that is going on - but half an hour or so on there cheers me up no end!

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"For the second season running proving we're the team to beat" ;D

A team that has lost a quarter of their league games this season....

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I must admit that i get quite down at times with this lockdown and all that is going on - but half an hour or so on there cheers me up no end!
It has some use then [emoji23]

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It really is very therapeutic!

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Needed cheering up so had a look at bluemoon.

Some clearly challenged individual called karen7 posted at 355pm today "Wahey still champions" then at 517pm posted "football is just not inportant right now".

Brilliant stuff, absolutely tremendous.

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Needed cheering up so had a look at bluemoon.

Some clearly challenged individual called karen7 posted at 355pm today "Wahey still champions" then at 517pm posted "football is just not inportant right now".

Brilliant stuff, absolutely tremendous.

Karen7 is indeed an interesting individual. When I dipped my toe into that weird City subculture she comes across as someone who has real trouble with reality.

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Had a quick glance. 2 highlights  'football without fans is nothing' - so I guess City are nothing then.

And they are now seemingly obsessed with the women's league being cancelled. That's how much we've broken them.
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If they are found guilty then they should then be stripped of their titles in whatever period this investigation covers. They will have cheated to win simple as that. Their title wins cannot stand.
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Karen7 is indeed an interesting individual. When I dipped my toe into that weird City subculture she comes across as someone who has real trouble with reality.

She is in good company over there!

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Had a quick glance. 2 highlights  'football without fans is nothing' - so I guess City are nothing then.

And they are now seemingly obsessed with the women's league being cancelled. That's how much we've broken them.

They hate the fact someone has stood up to them and like the worst school yard bully who has been found out big time they are full of anger and feel lost.

They love nothing more than battering everyone and patting them on the head - that is why they have a few pet bitters and some other clubs fans on there, who they do exactly that to....if any of those peoples sides suddenly started challenging them they'd turn on them.


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Yep, sounds a lot like karen7.

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Needed cheering up so had a look at bluemoon.

Some clearly challenged individual called karen7 posted at 355pm today "Wahey still champions" then at 517pm posted "football is just not inportant right now".

Brilliant stuff, absolutely tremendous.

I'm guessing that by 5pm she was busy with her head in the bowl puking up what ever caused the earlier post.

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"Karen is a colloquial term that is used to typify a person perceived to be entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is considered appropriate or necessary.

K - know your rights
A - accuse everyone
R - request a manager
E - escalate to authorities
N - neglect reason"

Yep, sounds a lot like karen7.

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I'm guessing that by 5pm she was busy with her head in the bowl puking up what ever caused the earlier post.

Be about right....

I had a bit of look around and this "still champions" thing is a pretty regular shout on there.

Beyond embarrassing, if I was a City fan i'd be holding my hands up and admitting we've had our arses handed to us big time - losing a quarter of our games, being miles behind a team who have absolutely dominated the league and putting up a really poor defence of the title - falling a long way from the incredible standards of the previous two seasons.

I certainly wouldn't be claiming 'still champions' based on the season being halted by a pandemic.

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As long as UEFA and CAS do as we are telling them and ban this skid row family, then we can deal with some no mark ramblings on the internet quite easily.
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Saw some quotes from Bernardo Silva again yesterday crying about something or the other.

Never known such a whiny little bitch, on or off the pitch.

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So much cringe

I know right? Cringe overload! Still, love the auld geezer in the background who's half arsedly putting his hands in the air. I mean, what's he even looking at? There's no TV screen there - he's looking straight out the window! :D

Did he luck out and and spot some bird in a short skirt going commando, but cant quite remember why he should be made up?
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Happy birthday to Kyle Walker. 30 today.

Which is a surprisingly high number considering he usually only invites 5 or 6 women at a time.