Bluemoon is full of some of the biggest whoppers to ever grace the internet, but maybe the crown of king whopper goes to this turbo whopper for this piece of simply incredible stupidity...
"The Dippers chairmen stating what a great thing for the game to have footy back , Sir Jordan cant wait to pick up where they left off (losing 4 out of their last 6 games) Klopp stating it was like his first day back at school to see the "boys" again , even spit stated he was glad there was only half a dozen postitve tests , what a desperate football club , and you can guarantee every single one of the Dippers squad will be ready after a nice 3 month rest , because the wheels had come off in March they were physically and mentally f*cked.
Pesonally i would like to f*ck the Dipper game off , play the Under 23 team just to underline how pointless and the complete loss of integrity the league now has , save ourselves for cup glory and another treble and for the 2nd season running proving we are the team to beat , the number of trophies in the cabinet prove that , (and not including micky mouse UEFA/FIFA invitation charity games)"
So let me get this straight...the league starting is pointless and has no integrity, but the FA Cup and the European Cup restarting and his team winning them would see his team achieve glory...
You literally couldn't make it up.