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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5082 on: May 23, 2021, 08:41:27 pm »
Yes he is and the baby's yours
He'll win the league in the next 3 years. Quote me on that.
Quote me on this, but come next season he'll be great for us. Just needs to remove the walking headless chicken next to him

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5084 on: June 9, 2021, 04:52:19 pm »
Big Gazza S must be annoyed this wasnt a few weeks earlier so he could test his resolve at the Euros
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5085 on: June 9, 2021, 04:55:03 pm »
https://twitter.com/AnfieldWatch/status/1402639768920461322

Joe and Virj training together.  8)

Happy about Joe’s progress in coming back from injury, but I don’t know what we can do about the emotional scarring.
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5086 on: June 9, 2021, 04:55:28 pm »
Big Joe feeling confident aye.  8)

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5087 on: June 9, 2021, 04:56:35 pm »
We missed him as much as VVD last season.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5089 on: June 9, 2021, 05:01:30 pm »
He's looking good!

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5090 on: June 9, 2021, 05:09:07 pm »
Gomez need to work on his legs. They look child like next to Van Dijk!

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5091 on: June 9, 2021, 05:15:49 pm »
That's the angle and lighting the pic was taken but I get what you mean.  :D

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5092 on: June 9, 2021, 05:17:49 pm »

Dear opposition teams, be scared, we very scared






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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5093 on: June 9, 2021, 08:23:12 pm »
Dear opposition teams, be scared, we very scared






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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5094 on: June 9, 2021, 09:59:24 pm »
The two fastest centre halves in the world? It will be joy to see them in Red again.
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5095 on: June 9, 2021, 10:02:53 pm »
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5096 on: June 9, 2021, 10:05:33 pm »
Big Gazza S must be annoyed this wasnt a few weeks earlier so he could test his resolve at the Euros

Gomez must be thankful he isn't going, he'd have his work cut out for him trying to make Tyrone Mings looks good.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5097 on: June 9, 2021, 10:13:01 pm »
Gomez must be thankful he isn't going, he'd have his work cut out for him trying to make Tyrone Mings looks good.

More like relief. He got injured for the whole season from training under Southgate.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5098 on: June 10, 2021, 01:57:48 am »
£3.5m was very decent money for an 18 year old which just goes to show the potential the club saw in him.
Who was the manager then? 
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5099 on: June 10, 2021, 02:30:22 am »
https://twitter.com/AnfieldWatch/status/1402639768920461322

Joe and Virj training together.  8)

Boss.  Is it a bit strange there hasn't been any updates on Matip?  I remember seeing a pic of him jogging on the pitch about 1.5 months ago and don't think there's been an update since. 

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5100 on: June 10, 2021, 03:50:32 am »
Boss.  Is it a bit strange there hasn't been any updates on Matip?  I remember seeing a pic of him jogging on the pitch about 1.5 months ago and don't think there's been an update since.

I think all three are supposed to be ready for preseason. Wasn’t that the news?
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5101 on: June 10, 2021, 05:29:49 am »
I think all three are supposed to be ready for preseason. Wasn’t that the news?

Yeah just thought there'd be pics of him doing rehab or something.  Every couple weeks we see some footage or pics of Gomez and Van Dijk.  I guess Matip doesn't have social media so never posts anything himself.  Just miss seeing the goofy bastard i guess hah. 

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5102 on: June 10, 2021, 10:14:15 am »
Who was the manager then?

Brendan. Signed him in 2015 when he was only 18 and went straight into the first team, no mucking around in the U23s.

If I recall correctly, he made his debut at LB when we beat Stoke on the opening day of the season, courtesy of a typical Coutinho screamer.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5104 on: June 10, 2021, 03:45:25 pm »
Brendan. Signed him in 2015 when he was only 18 and went straight into the first team, no mucking around in the U23s.

If I recall correctly, he made his debut at LB when we beat Stoke on the opening day of the season, courtesy of a typical Coutinho screamer.

Perhaps this is slight hyperbole but he'd probably be the best CB in the world if not for the injuries. Imagine where he'd be at in terms of development if it hadn't been for the one/ two (how many was it?) serious injuries he had when he first arrived here. Am very much hoping this isn't the injury that curtails him physically because the others certainly didn't do any harm.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5105 on: June 10, 2021, 04:07:36 pm »


Best leans in ages.

You can see from where the leg size jokes originate. Like a grown man and a twelve year-old boy.

Seem to remember Joe running faster in timed sprints, though.

Point being, both will soon be back, and appear to be taking their injury recovery program(me)s quite seriously... :wave

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5106 on: June 10, 2021, 09:36:10 pm »
Perhaps this is slight hyperbole but he'd probably be the best CB in the world if not for the injuries. Imagine where he'd be at in terms of development if it hadn't been for the one/ two (how many was it?) serious injuries he had when he first arrived here. Am very much hoping this isn't the injury that curtails him physically because the others certainly didn't do any harm.

He wouldn't be the best CB even without the injuries, because Van Dijk is that good, he doesn't dominate in the air in both boxes or anywhere close to it like Van Dijk.


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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5107 on: June 11, 2021, 01:22:38 pm »
He wouldn't be the best CB even without the injuries, because Van Dijk is that good, he doesn't dominate in the air in both boxes or anywhere close to it like Van Dijk.
Who cares if he isn't the best. He's important to how we play because of his pace and his passing. Aerial ability isn't as important when you defend high.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5108 on: June 11, 2021, 01:25:43 pm »
He wouldn't be the best CB even without the injuries, because Van Dijk is that good, he doesn't dominate in the air in both boxes or anywhere close to it like Van Dijk.

to be honest he has the size to be able to do so, and with 2 years of further development (which he missed) and possibly more spring from the lack of knee injuries, then he may well be a bit of dominant than he currently is.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5109 on: June 11, 2021, 01:30:23 pm »
Virgil already calls Joe the best English CB, hopefully he will get the chance to prove that once he's back playing.
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5110 on: June 11, 2021, 01:41:05 pm »
Who cares if he isn't the best. He's important to how we play because of his pace and his passing. Aerial ability isn't as important when you defend high.

Did you read the post I quoted? I didn't say I care if he is or isn't the best, nor did I diminish all of his other abilities. The guy I quoted said he would be the best CB in the world if it weren't for injuries. I said he wouldn't, because Van Dijk is that good, not that he isn't important to how we play.


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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5111 on: June 11, 2021, 01:46:07 pm »
Just hope he can steer clear of any more serious injuries, he's among the best CBs in Europe when fit and the best that England has in that position by a fair distance IMO.

Can't wait to see him back on the pitch, whenever that is. There's still so much to come from him given his age.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5112 on: June 11, 2021, 01:49:16 pm »
Just hope he can steer clear of any more serious injuries, he's among the best CBs in Europe when fit and the best that England has in that position by a fair distance IMO.

Can't wait to see him back on the pitch, whenever that is. There's still so much to come from him given his age.

I am impressed with his ability to fight back from these injuries. He's had 3 major ones already.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5113 on: June 11, 2021, 02:48:14 pm »
I am impressed with his ability to fight back from these injuries. He's had 3 major ones already.

It's important he does. Gomez is a fantastic centre back. When he plays alongside big Virg Liverpool can play the game almost entirely in the opponent's half. His recovery pace is second to none. Plus his pace with the ball and his courage to move with it between the lines. He's a hard player too. A fifty-fifty challenge with Gomez would not be fun.
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5114 on: June 11, 2021, 02:50:50 pm »
It'd be great not to see a Liverpool player related headline with words like 'serious,knee/achilles,injury' for a while.

Joe has had more than his fair share of serious injuries at young age,hopefully never again.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5115 on: June 11, 2021, 03:03:09 pm »
I am impressed with his ability to fight back from these injuries. He's had 3 major ones already.

Yeah but im still a little depressed about his admittedly very mature refusal to fight Sterling.
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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5116 on: June 30, 2021, 12:48:49 pm »
Big Joe got married yesterday.  :D


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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5117 on: June 30, 2021, 01:36:37 pm »
Big Joe got married yesterday.  :D


Congrats to him and his wife!

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5118 on: June 30, 2021, 02:22:39 pm »
Hammy strain  will be identified when he comes back to training next week mate.

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Re: European and World Champion and all round Big Man Joseph Dave Gomez
« Reply #5119 on: June 30, 2021, 02:29:19 pm »
Big Joe got married yesterday.  :D



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