Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513569 times)

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #3360 on:** May 16, 2021, 09:15:57 pm »

We re an upside down team at the moment.
The keeper scores, he's our joint top scorer counting across the last 100mins.

Hymer Red · « **Reply #3361 on:** May 16, 2021, 09:19:43 pm »

First time in our history that our goalkeeper has scored a competitive goal. We must have had some shite playing in that position down the years....... Shite

markedasred · « **Reply #3362 on:** May 16, 2021, 11:42:13 pm »

I know some twat somewhere in the bible says "A Wicked And Adulterous Nation Seeketh After A Sign", but come ye unto the lord, as it was written in the empty seats: "THE LORD IS MARC DARCY", and lo, and behold, in the 95th minute we witnessed A Miracle. Marc Darcy, (whoever the fuck you are) step forward that we may kiss the hem of your garment, or your ring if that's more your kind of thing. And give us this day, Andy Burnham as labour leader, and stop the covids, AMEN.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3363 on:** May 17, 2021, 02:02:42 am »

He's been here how long and only today gets his first goal?

Shite

farawayred · « **Reply #3364 on:** May 17, 2021, 02:45:03 am »

Quote from: Hymer Red on May 16, 2021, 09:19:43 pm

First time in our history that our goalkeeper has scored a competitive goal. We must have had some shite playing in that position down the years....... Shite

Yeah, true. We had another one whose legs became wobbly when facing penalties too... Where do we find those keepers?!...

Hymer Red · « **Reply #3365 on:** May 19, 2021, 10:35:53 pm »

So did our goalie lose his sat nav or summat? Didnt find his way into the Burnley box once tonight ...... Shite!

incredibleL4ever · « **Reply #3366 on:** May 20, 2021, 10:45:12 am »

Our midfield is super-shite. They have scored 6 goals in the league between them, the keeper and defenders have scored 7. Worryingly I am not sure if this is shite or just a fact.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3367 on:** May 20, 2021, 12:37:41 pm »

0-3 and three points in the bag. But there's "six pointer" games too I've been told. WTF! Klopp, why did you not declare this a six pointer?

We'd have qualified already! Shite!

rob1966 · « **Reply #3368 on:** May 20, 2021, 12:39:37 pm »

Fucking relying on our keeper and centre halfs to score goals now, how fucking shite is that

xbugawugax · « **Reply #3369 on:** May 20, 2021, 01:50:26 pm »

anyone noticed how shite our forwards are

our one season wonder have been top scorer for four straight seasons.

we need sancho now!

liverbloke · « **Reply #3370 on:** May 20, 2021, 02:02:37 pm »

it looks like we're not going to qualify for the europa now - shite

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3371 on:** May 20, 2021, 02:20:09 pm »

Quote from: xbugawugax on May 20, 2021, 01:50:26 pm

anyone noticed how shite our forwards are

our one season wonder have been top scorer for four straight seasons.

we need sancho now!

He can't even do one-season-wonders properly? Sell him!

farawayred · « **Reply #3372 on:** May 20, 2021, 06:13:52 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on May 20, 2021, 12:39:37 pm

Fucking relying on our keeper and centre halfs to score goals now, how fucking shite is that

The CBs are not that good either, mate. Van Dijk, the "worlds best defender", has scored just once all season long. Maguire has two...

markedasred · « **Reply #3373 on:** May 20, 2021, 06:24:32 pm »

Quote from: liverbloke on May 20, 2021, 02:02:37 pm

it looks like we're not going to qualify for the europa now - shite

I was going to say no offence mate, but actually, I am quite happy to offend your sensibilites when I say, your comment is shite. Thursday Sunday is still very much on the table when the mighty Owl is preparing his last toowit to woo.

Morgana · « **Reply #3374 on:** May 20, 2021, 06:28:56 pm »

Quote from: Hymer Red on May 19, 2021, 10:35:53 pm

So did our goalie lose his sat nav or summat? Didnt find his way into the Burnley box once tonight ...... Shite!

I came here for lines like this today.

rob1966 · « **Reply #3375 on:** May 20, 2021, 06:44:35 pm »

Quote from: farawayred on May 20, 2021, 06:13:52 pm

The CBs are not that good either, mate. Van Dijk, the "worlds best defender", has scored just once all season long. Maguire has two...

That is totally unacceptable. obviously giving it the billy big bollocks, can't be arsed trying, now he has CL, PL, Super Cup and WCC medals

zero zero · « **Reply #3376 on:** May 20, 2021, 06:54:54 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on May 20, 2021, 06:44:35 pm

That is totally unacceptable. obviously giving it the billy big bollocks, can't be arsed trying, now he has CL, PL, Super Cup and WCC medals

He’s been hiding all season. More interested in his Instagram

24/7 · « **Reply #3377 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:05:48 pm »

Quote from: liverbloke on May 20, 2021, 02:02:37 pm

it looks like we're not going to qualify for the europa now - shite

literal LOL moment that, thanks

Robert_B · « **Reply #3378 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:39:44 pm »

Once again we need last day heroics to qualify for the CL, just like so often under Klopp. I see nothing has changed since 3 or 4 years ago...

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #3379 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:46:11 pm »

Trust Alisson to go and hit a barren patch just when we need some goals .- twat.

PaulF · « **Reply #3380 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:51:39 pm »

Only made it to the cl final twice since klopp got here. And lost one of those. Don't know why we even bother trying to qualify. We'd be better off letting arsenal have our spot.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #3381 on:** May 23, 2021, 05:57:06 pm »

Worst defending Champions since the invention of the words defending & Champions.

Shameful & no wonder the kit man is sacking it off,I mean who wants to wash the dirty kecks of losers.

ToneLa · « **Reply #3382 on:** May 23, 2021, 06:02:13 pm »

Can't even fill the stadium on the last home game of the season. Shameful

xbugawugax · « **Reply #3383 on:** May 23, 2021, 06:03:46 pm »

60m for a one goal wonder in alisson.

how long are we going to keep him for. i lost all my faith in fsg and sos

shite!

Hymer Red · « **Reply #3384 on:** May 23, 2021, 07:18:58 pm »

Back to relying on the forwards to score goals again I see. What happened to goals from everywhere? Another flash in the pan .....Shite!

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3385 on:** May 23, 2021, 07:20:15 pm »

The naysayers were right; we failed to finish 4th

Shite

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3386 on:** May 24, 2021, 07:01:34 am »

17 points from the top of the table after winning the league, can't even fall from grace properly. City just last season managed 18. Chelsea in 2015-16 managed 31!

A distant third (at best) in that league as well. I give up.

Shite!

Hymer Red · « **Reply #3387 on:** May 24, 2021, 03:27:55 pm »

I heard Kloppo likes the little competitions between the players, like the number of assists between Trent and Robertson the goals between Sadio and Mo but when we are down to the last two standing do we have to extend that to which centre half can get the most stitches and biggest lump on the head in the game??...........Shite!

markedasred · « **Reply #3388 on:** June 2, 2021, 09:13:21 am »

It's been so hot the past few days that I am expecting a hose pipe ban some time soon, just when I need to fill the kids swimming pool. This would have been shite, but luckily I had the bitter salty tears of some cup losing blue and red mancs, and now, with Carlo off, I could have filled an Olympic size pool with all the extra Ev heartbreak on offer. Opposition disappointment is like buses. You wait ages, then three come at once.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3389 on:** June 2, 2021, 09:15:17 am »

Our manager isn't even good enough to be poached by Real Madrid. Shite

TepidT2O · « **Reply #3390 on:** June 2, 2021, 09:17:46 am »

Quote from: Ghost Town on June 2, 2021, 09:15:17 am

Our manager isn't even good enough to be poached by Real Madrid. Shite

They are genuinely claiming that too

ToneLa · « **Reply #3391 on:** June 24, 2021, 06:00:40 pm »

None of our so called "international level" footballers even so much as made the bench for the Euros tonight.

Pathetic.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3392 on:** June 25, 2021, 10:56:59 am »

Not a single goal or assist for Salah, Mane or Firmino (our so called "front 3") in the Euros so far. Meanwhile Shaqiri and Jota, who our thick manager leave on the bench in favour of those three frauds, have three goals between them.

Gini Wijnaldum, who was dismissed by Klopp, has three goals.

Yarmolenko and Depay, both linked with Liverpool but snubbed, have even managed to score.

We're a joke.

24/7 · « **Reply #3393 on:** June 25, 2021, 11:43:58 am »

Quote from: Jwils21 on June 25, 2021, 10:56:59 am

Not a single goal or assist for Salah, Mane or Firmino (our so called "front 3") in the Euros so far. Meanwhile Shaqiri and Jota, who our thick manager leave on the bench in favour of those three frauds, have three goals between them.

Gini Wijnaldum, who was dismissed by Klopp, has three goals.

Yarmolenko and Depay, both linked with Liverpool but snubbed, have even managed to score.

We're a joke.

Yeah! And our keepers have saved fuck all yet one we sold off played very well indeed. Worramess.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3394 on:** June 25, 2021, 11:59:06 am »

Quote from: 24∗7 on June 25, 2021, 11:43:58 am

Yeah! And our keepers have saved fuck all yet one we sold off played very well indeed. Worramess.

Mignolet

Lovren
Coady
Kabak

Gulacsi
Wijnaldum
Allen
Can

Sterling
Benteke
Bogdan

That's a pretty mean look Starting XI of our former players, deemed not good enough for us but yet good enough to start in a major international tournament. I mean, you'd have to play Bogdan on the left wing and Gulacsi at RWB, but with Klopp's recent form (like converting free scoring Wijnaldum into a DM?!) you wouldn't put it past him.

farawayred · « **Reply #3395 on:** July 8, 2021, 09:10:19 am »

What a slump from last season… just after finishing strongly to guarantee us a CL spot, there we are back in the second half of the table even before the season began. Our fans were laughing at Arsenal being a mid-table team, but they are atop of the table. Even Brentford and Brighton are ahead of us, never mind fucking Burnley and Palace, but what hurts the most is the Bitters being above us. Benitez’ impact is evident before the fist ball has been kicked. Shite!

The only way I could see out of this is splashing some 200-300m to outspend City, Chelsea and PSG, or we will remain shite.

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3396 on:** July 8, 2021, 09:36:09 am »

Quote from: farawayred on July 8, 2021, 09:10:19 am

What a slump from last season… just after finishing strongly to guarantee us a CL spot, there we are back in the second half of the table even before the season began. Our fans were laughing at Arsenal being a mid-table team, but they are atop of the table. Even Brentford and Brighton are ahead of us, never mind fucking Burnley and Palace, but what hurts the most is the Bitters being above us. Benitez’ impact is evident before the fist ball has been kicked. Shite!

The only way I could see out of this is splashing some 200-300m to outspend City, Chelsea and PSG, or we will remain shite.

Mbappe and Haaland are literally the only way we can even think of breaking into the Europa Conference.

PaulF · « **Reply #3397 on:** July 8, 2021, 10:04:52 am »

Quote from: farawayred on July 8, 2021, 09:10:19 am

What a slump from last season… just after finishing strongly to guarantee us a CL spot, there we are back in the second half of the table even before the season began. Our fans were laughing at Arsenal being a mid-table team, but they are atop of the table. Even Brentford and Brighton are ahead of us, never mind fucking Burnley and Palace, but what hurts the most is the Bitters being above us. Benitez’ impact is evident before the fist ball has been kicked. Shite!

The only way I could see out of this is splashing some 200-300m to outspend City, Chelsea and PSG, or we will remain shite.

I checked my alphabet twice with Palace, then the penny dropped.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #3398 on:** July 20, 2021, 05:39:49 pm »

Couldn't beat Wanker Innsbruck? Klopp must walk.

Edit: Couldn't beat Stuttgart either? Klopp still must walk.

Fromola · « **Reply #3399 on:** July 20, 2021, 06:49:58 pm »

2 games without a win. Need to stop the rot.