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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2021, 05:54:26 pm »
Keita stretchered off. Doesn’t look at all good. Memories of last season against the other dogs from Goodison. Keita’s best game in a red shirt too.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2021, 05:56:07 pm »
Old Trafford is being evacuated
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2021, 05:56:13 pm »
Our fans singing Ole's at the Wheel.  ;D  But for how much longer?  :o
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2021, 05:57:35 pm »
66 At the moment we are letting United have the ball, they're not really hurting us.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2021, 05:57:44 pm »
Over to Jill
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2021, 05:59:30 pm »
68 We are just keeping hold of the ball, not really pushing forward. Neville is just having a whinge.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2021, 06:00:02 pm »
Old Trafford is being evacuated
very responsible of them.


Can't expose people to such levels of toxicity

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #87 on: October 24, 2021, 06:01:16 pm »
70 The game continues, our fan's want six we are just content to pass the ball around.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2021, 06:03:01 pm »
71 We get a move which is created by Trent, and he fires but it is at De Gea. Salah is getting frustrated he wants more goals.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #89 on: October 24, 2021, 06:03:52 pm »
Konate is a bit rapid eh!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #90 on: October 24, 2021, 06:04:59 pm »
73 Another half chance with a ball from Jota to Salah, but it doesn't really come to anything. But we are eager to add to the score at least.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #91 on: October 24, 2021, 06:05:07 pm »
71 We get a move which is created by Trent, and he fires but it is at De Gea. Salah is getting frustrated he wants more goals.
Twas a good save - full stretch else that was in the top bin

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #92 on: October 24, 2021, 06:06:18 pm »
75 Ole give us a wave!  Over to Rush82 to bring the game to its conclusion.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #93 on: October 24, 2021, 06:07:02 pm »
Salah is the first opposition player to score a hat Rick at old Trafford in the PL.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #94 on: October 24, 2021, 06:10:29 pm »
78 literally passing the ball around in complete comfort and relaxation.

Nowt to report




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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #95 on: October 24, 2021, 06:11:15 pm »
It's been like that all game, been singing songs more than commentating this afternoon.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #96 on: October 24, 2021, 06:13:53 pm »
81 Jones brushes against Fred who promptly collapses. United amble forward  and earn a FK 40 yards out

:lmao United miss an open goal onto the bar

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #97 on: October 24, 2021, 06:16:44 pm »
85 Ox down the right, passes to Salah, worked all the eat around back to the middle - Ox takes a shot from 30yds out - high and wide

Wan Bissake gets a Yellow for a foul on Jota

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #98 on: October 24, 2021, 06:17:25 pm »
Trying to injure another one of our players. Six yellow cards they've had and a red one too.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #99 on: October 24, 2021, 06:17:54 pm »
86 the remaining mongrels unable to drown out YNWA

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #100 on: October 24, 2021, 06:21:11 pm »
88 rare foray into our half fizzled out as offside is called.

OT almost as empty as during Lockdown.

90 Lidelhif shoves Jota - we kick the ball around.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #101 on: October 24, 2021, 06:21:47 pm »
The officials have taken pity on United with this added on time.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2021, 06:23:00 pm »
3' added.

91' Utd corner, we break but Curtis is closed down too quickly.

Utd players shattered on and off the field

Ronaldo fires meekly into a defender then outs it out fir a GK


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2021, 06:24:15 pm »
FT

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2021, 06:24:58 pm »
What a day to be alive  ;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #105 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:13 pm »
Nice training session.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #106 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:16 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #107 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:27 pm »
Can't believe I'm disappointed with a 5-0 win at Old Trafford.  ;D

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« Reply #108 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:34 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #109 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:36 pm »
Glad we took the gas off the pedal to keep Ole at the wheel.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #110 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:39 pm »
What a magnificent display.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #111 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:41 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #112 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:44 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #113 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:45 pm »
Disappointed in the end that they didn't put another three or four past ten men. Want to see them crushed.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #114 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:49 pm »
Hope Keita is okay
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #115 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:54 pm »
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« Reply #116 on: October 24, 2021, 06:25:56 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:01 pm »
Yeoooo. What a performance.

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« Reply #118 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:07 pm »
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« Reply #119 on: October 24, 2021, 06:26:11 pm »


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