I do find it funny - the fact that a club of this size has a shambolic system is hilarious
Thanks. Are you able to answer the first question...
Just to clarify, do you get in without entering a queue?
I get you are laughing at the club, but others in the queue not taking advantage like touts, bots and otherwise are been laughed at too in every sale.
If you are bypassing the queue or similar, fairplay but it is getting boring hearing those securing tickets in the first few minutes each time. If you do have a system please could you add an asterisk after each post of getting your tickets sorted that it was done outside of the standard approach.
If you don't have a system, buy a lottery ticket as you are very lucky!