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Offline The Gulleysucker

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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2017, 08:05:20 am »
This is fascinating, although a tad reminiscent of a Breaking Bad way of disposing of bodies...
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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2017, 08:51:47 am »
This is fascinating, although a tad reminiscent of a Breaking Bad way of disposing of bodies...

Read that this morning. My biggest takeaway from it was that a crematorium can afford three-quarters of a billion dollars. I'm definitely in the wrong industry.

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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2017, 06:16:03 pm »
I want to be scattered over Old Trafford.

Don't cremate me though.

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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2017, 07:39:15 pm »
- Organ donation
- Cremation set to Ring of Fire
- YNWA
- Everyone can do whatever they like after, I won't be fussed because I'll be dead

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Offline The Bournemouth Red

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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #44 on: May 26, 2017, 11:41:41 am »
I'm going to have it that one, and only one, person is sent an invite stating that it's fancy dress, so they turn up in a chicken outfit and everyone else is in suits etc.
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Re: Your own funeral
« Reply #45 on: May 28, 2017, 10:33:01 pm »
Cremated.

Music:
Plainsong - The Cure.
Pig Powder - God is an Astronaut.

Ashes scattered on riverbank through central Prague. (Had magical time there with my partner).
The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.