Poll

Who's the dirty no good rat?

Triple Amputee Pants-Down Castrato Alphonso
0 (0%)
Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco
0 (0%)
Guiseppe Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Gino Gunindapants
0 (0%)
Fabrizio the Gun
0 (0%)
Jake the Blade
0 (0%)
Alley Trash Nicky
0 (0%)
Major Head Trauma Ralphie Wiggum
0 (0%)
Tony the Fister
0 (0%)
Fabian Crackhead
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Claudio
0 (0%)
Angry Little Valentina
0 (0%)
Jake Leathernuts
2 (3.5%)
Bruno the Gun
0 (0%)
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
0 (0%)
Salvatore the Stink Eye
0 (0%)
Painfully Shy Giuseppe
0 (0%)
Oscar the Jerk
0 (0%)
Ralphie the Spanker
0 (0%)
Knobby Gino Greco
0 (0%)
Golden Shower Guiseppe
3 (5.3%)
Busted Kneecaps Luca
1 (1.8%)
Machine Gun Alfredo? for about half an hour
0 (0%)
Lydia the Assassin
3 (5.3%)
Motor Mouth Claudio
3 (5.3%)
Alley Trash Donato
0 (0%)
Fancy Pants Al Honey
0 (0%)
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Tepid Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
0 (0%)
Jumpy Valentino Costanza
0 (0%)
Jack Slapnuts
0 (0%)
Shifty Cosimo Mancini
1 (1.8%)
A C☆nt
0 (0%)
Salvatore Porkchop
1 (1.8%)
Skinny Tony Romano
1 (1.8%)
Blood Bath Salvatore
1 (1.8%)
Bambi Screwball
1 (1.8%)
Fabiano the Shark
2 (3.5%)
Three Legs Luigi
0 (0%)
Tepid Pissy Anus
0 (0%)
Butt Ugly Louie
1 (1.8%)
Pessimistic Monkey Spanker Giorgio Fatnose
0 (0%)
Angry Little Leo
0 (0%)
Tito the Bear
0 (0%)
Silvio Monkeyface
0 (0%)
Valentino Rubbernubs
2 (3.5%)
Lucky Fionda Costa
0 (0%)
Donato The Fixer
0 (0%)
Legless Nicky Milano
1 (1.8%)
Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza
2 (3.5%)
Butter Knife Guido
0 (0%)
Carlo the Blade
0 (0%)
Mario Leathernuts
0 (0%)
'Heavy Load' Stella
0 (0%)
Ralph the Fruit
2 (3.5%)
Ralphie the Fist
2 (3.5%)
Alphonso Porkchop
0 (0%)
Armless Louie Romano
0 (0%)
Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti
0 (0%)
Silvio the Fruit
0 (0%)
Blood Bath Jake
0 (0%)
Bald Fabiano Marino
0 (0%)
Rampant Tongue Lou
0 (0%)
Just Claudio Leathernuts will do please
0 (0%)
Donato Fuggeddaboutit
1 (1.8%)
Alphonso Whatshisnuts
0 (0%)
Carlotta Rubberface
0 (0%)
Jake Screwball
0 (0%)
Ralphie Rubberneck
0 (0%)
Don Salvatore Gallo
0 (0%)
Luigi the Spanker
0 (0%)
Morose Cosimo Lombardi
0 (0%)
Skinny Latté Costa the Crank
0 (0%)
'Pinstripe' Guiseppe Milano
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you generator.
2 (3.5%)
Giorgio Monkeyface
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Hammer
0 (0%)
Sly Emilio Santorini
0 (0%)
Buggy Eyes Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Butter Knife Ralphie
0 (0%)
Razor Blade Alphonse
0 (0%)
Decrepit Jack Brassi
1 (1.8%)
Butcher Knife Jack
0 (0%)
Butcher Knife Roberto
1 (1.8%)
Tepid Luca De Luca
0 (0%)
'Third Leg' Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Bullet Riddled Alfredo
0 (0%)
Morose Giorgio Costanza
0 (0%)
Knobby Fabiano Costa
0 (0%)
Lightning Fingers Marco
0 (0%)
Jackie Hankypants
0 (0%)
Marco the Shark
0 (0%)
No Brainer Leo
1 (1.8%)
Green Alfredo Milano
0 (0%)
Armless Joe Gambino
0 (0%)
Double Amputee Alfredo
3 (5.3%)
Blunt Force Alfredo
1 (1.8%)
Alphonse the Snitch
0 (0%)
Fabrizio Fatface
1 (1.8%)
Trap Door Supa-Hard Poo-poo Giorgio
2 (3.5%)
Paolo the Blade
1 (1.8%)
Giorgio the Quack
3 (5.3%)
Slick Roberto Delucci
1 (1.8%)
Lucky Al Moretti
0 (0%)
Tony the Spy
0 (0%)
Luigi Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Alfredo Leatherchest
0 (0%)
Rita the Fist a.k.a. Mama Ass Clown
2 (3.5%)
iMajor Head Trauma Jack
0 (0%)
Stefano Skunkypants
0 (0%)
Nice Guy Fabrizio
1 (1.8%)
Fancy Pants Paolo
2 (3.5%)
Luigi the Boss
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: June 22, 2016, 05:12:41 pm

Author Topic: Your new name!  (Read 27173 times)

Offline kopite.keith

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #80 on: June 8, 2016, 07:11:09 pm »
 Went through a few names and then went for a pet name.....Pissy Anus, fucked it off after that... >:(
When in Rome...

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #81 on: June 8, 2016, 07:11:52 pm »
 
Admitting stuff like that gets your custom title changed.. :lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #82 on: June 8, 2016, 07:13:50 pm »
I used my name for mine, but if I use tepid water I get....


Donato Crackhead


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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #83 on: June 8, 2016, 07:14:19 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #84 on: June 8, 2016, 07:14:31 pm »
I am Fat Nicky Marino. 

Apt as Im super morbidly Obese, like Marlon Brando.

As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #85 on: June 8, 2016, 07:15:07 pm »
Bambi Screwball



Just done it again (with! the capital C) and it comes out as Nina the Hammer   :o


How frickin true is dat!  ;D
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #86 on: June 8, 2016, 07:16:00 pm »
I'm "Double Barrel" Alfredo.

RAWK name: Giorgio Fatnose.
« Last Edit: June 8, 2016, 07:21:45 pm by Pessimistic Monkey Spanker 0.numb »
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #87 on: June 8, 2016, 07:18:37 pm »
 
Admitting stuff like that gets your custom title changed.. :lmao

On that basis I'm Pissy Anus who Craves American Cock.... Jesus Christ... :no
When in Rome...

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #88 on: June 8, 2016, 07:19:04 pm »

On that basis I'm Pissy Anus who Craves American Cock.... Jesus Christ... :no
:lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #89 on: June 8, 2016, 07:19:47 pm »
I had to change my avatar appropriately :D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #90 on: June 8, 2016, 07:19:57 pm »
Just done it again (with! the capital C) and it comes out as Nina the Hammer   :o


How frickin true is dat!  ;D

Seems legit.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #91 on: June 8, 2016, 07:20:42 pm »
I'm "Double Barrel" Alfredo.

Strange yours still come back as Pessimistiic Monkey Spanker 0.numb for me. Weird.

I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #92 on: June 8, 2016, 07:21:31 pm »
Using my own name:  Luca the Bookie

Using my rawk username: Angry Little Leo
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #93 on: June 8, 2016, 07:22:24 pm »
Tito the bear

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #94 on: June 8, 2016, 07:22:35 pm »
Real name - Tony the killer

RAWK name - Silvio Monkeyface    :(

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #95 on: June 8, 2016, 07:28:03 pm »
Real name is Fat Nicky Marino. 

Apt as Im super morbidly Obese, like Marlon Brando.

Fuck sake, my RAWK name is Butt Ugly Louie.

Have they got spying equipment.


As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #96 on: June 8, 2016, 07:35:21 pm »
Jack Lottaspaghetti
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #97 on: June 8, 2016, 07:41:38 pm »
Bastards
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #98 on: June 8, 2016, 07:42:44 pm »
I don't have avatars on so I'm going to be really confused with all this.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #99 on: June 8, 2016, 07:44:31 pm »
Fucking hell


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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #100 on: June 8, 2016, 07:46:25 pm »
Donato The Fixer  ;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #101 on: June 8, 2016, 07:49:22 pm »
Legless Nicky Milano
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #102 on: June 8, 2016, 07:50:37 pm »
real name: Donato the Rat

rawk name: Jack the Blade

original username: Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #103 on: June 8, 2016, 07:51:09 pm »
Legless Nicky Milano

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #104 on: June 8, 2016, 07:51:41 pm »
Butter Knife Guido.

Hot Knifes Guido would of been more fitting.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #105 on: June 8, 2016, 07:52:12 pm »

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #106 on: June 8, 2016, 07:53:52 pm »
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #107 on: June 8, 2016, 08:05:17 pm »
Carlo the Blade!

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #108 on: June 8, 2016, 08:13:46 pm »
Sounds dodgy- Mario Leathernuts

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #109 on: June 8, 2016, 08:14:39 pm »

On that basis I'm Pissy Anus who Craves American Cock.... Jesus Christ... :no

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #110 on: June 8, 2016, 08:20:26 pm »
Ralph the fruit!!!

Cheeky bastards!!!......I'll put a contract on their heads.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #111 on: June 8, 2016, 08:25:08 pm »
Ralph the fruit!!!

Cheeky bastards!!!......I'll put a contract on their heads.


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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #112 on: June 8, 2016, 08:25:26 pm »
Now to up the confusion with name-matching avatars.
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #113 on: June 8, 2016, 08:29:17 pm »
ralphie the fist  :wave

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #114 on: June 8, 2016, 08:30:38 pm »
Tepid's new alias is still cracking me up,that & pissy anus are killing me.

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #115 on: June 8, 2016, 08:31:57 pm »
ralphie the fist  :wave
That could be taken in a number of ways..  :o

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #116 on: June 8, 2016, 08:33:25 pm »
Went through a few names and then went for a pet name.....Pissy Anus, fucked it off after that... >:(

:lmao
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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #117 on: June 8, 2016, 08:33:56 pm »
Nah...I'd rather be a pirate ;D

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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #118 on: June 8, 2016, 08:36:43 pm »
Real Name

Armless Louie Romano

RAWK Name
Cosimo the Gun





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Re: Your new name!
« Reply #119 on: June 8, 2016, 08:39:04 pm »
Are you my cousin?