No... and nor would I describe myself as a "Diamond Geezer".
@Robbie9Fowler robbie fowler@ @hitman8976rawk big spunky seaman was fookin massive... I saw the devil in his eyes and shit my undercrackers
We’ll still finish in top four - and they won’t. You can quote me on this in May.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
She has one big tit, you...
Any chance of joining in with the username festivities please?
Crosby Nick never fails.
tinsel?
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
Some of these are outstanding
Cry more you big fanny
Steady...Mike Bassett
Can I have something better than Bugger All? Thanks
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
“You could say it’s not about being local, but about being vocal.
Kristian is a idiot. A bad idiot. Also a virgin.
Go 'edvivabaublesgrahampers...unless you have a better one
Really Christmassy now with the + on the end.
Or can I do it meself?
Think mine would have to have 'tinsel' in it as you chose not too with Tinners one
You must like your new name, you've even changed your avatar!
Oh that's just cruel
Could I be Dublin Rednosed Reindeer or similar please mods?
Yes, the striking resemblance is a worry as it is actually from my photo album
my Xmas no1's better than yours :D
I've no suggestions!
But my smile....
I have