Author Topic: Britain's Got Talent - shitbags (Read 36511 times)

Sarge · « **Reply #80 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:14:09 pm »

17!!!!!!! But Simon is right lose the girl.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #81 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:15:06 pm »

Quote from: Sarge on March 24, 2012, 09:14:09 pm

17!!!!!!! But Simon is right lose the girl.

He's clinging onto her for dear life. One day.........

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #82 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:15:07 pm »

Carmen Electra was a half-naked wallpaper of mine on my PSP years back, why's she judging a talent show?

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #83 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:15:53 pm »

Quote from: El_Pistolero on March 24, 2012, 09:15:07 pm

Carmen Electra was a half-naked wallpaper of mine on my PSP years back, why's she judging a talent show?

Because she's got a great pair of..................eyes

JonnyDubb · « **Reply #84 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:16:14 pm »

Quote from: El_Pistolero on March 24, 2012, 09:15:07 pm

Carmen Electra was a half-naked wallpaper of mine on my PSP years back, why's she judging a talent show?

One of Cowells hags

Sarge · « **Reply #85 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:18:40 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 24, 2012, 09:15:53 pm

Because she's got a great pair of..................eyes

Smashing tits too.

Baraka · « **Reply #86 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:18:58 pm »

Quote from: El_Pistolero on March 24, 2012, 09:15:07 pm

Carmen Electra was a half-naked wallpaper of mine on my PSP years back, why's she judging a talent show?

she has got talent...ever seen her in a slow mo bikini run? ;-).

the big lad was fucking brilliant though fair do's. Soon to be multi millionaire.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #87 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:21:20 pm »

The best of this is the xtra show with Stephen Mulhern

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #88 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:34:09 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 24, 2012, 09:21:20 pm

The best of this is the xtra show with Stephen Mulhern

Fuckin hell mate.I used to think you were a good lad

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #89 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:54:23 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on March 24, 2012, 09:34:09 pm

Fuckin hell mate.I used to think you were a good lad

haha Mulherns alright. The interviews with the contestants are good craic

macca888 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 24, 2012, 10:10:53 pm »

Hi, my name's Johnathon and I've had problems with my size since .....

since you eat your mam on the way out ye fucking blimp.

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #91 on:** March 24, 2012, 11:46:22 pm »

Quote from: Fanxxxxtastic on March 24, 2012, 09:13:12 pm

Knew these would be something special, as soon as they showed what Cowell whispered.

Thought Simon was a right tit then. Felt sorry for the girl n all, she's what 16 and clearly had nerves.

theshirtmyfatherwore · « **Reply #92 on:** March 25, 2012, 12:05:39 am »

thought the lad with acoustic guitar and vocals sang "make you feel my love" was top drawer !

Surprise me. · « **Reply #93 on:** March 25, 2012, 02:58:00 am »

I think that fat kid is too good for this show. At the end of it you get a sort of label don't you? Anyway he was great and some of the show was hilarious.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #94 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:13:14 pm »

Mike Ashley here

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #95 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:19:06 pm »

Looks like talent to me, 'better in a band'. Who gives a fuck.

If Alesha Dixon wasn't fucking hot I'd call her a c*nt.

Red Viper · « **Reply #96 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:21:39 pm »

Turned over to watch this. Adverts.

Fuck off

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #97 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:26:15 pm »

That clobbers coming off

El_Capitán · « **Reply #98 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:27:55 pm »

The look on Cowell's face then haha

Cochise · « **Reply #99 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:28:22 pm »

BRAVO! BRAVO!

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #100 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:28:22 pm »

I say!

Red Viper · « **Reply #101 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:28:55 pm »

Haha.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #102 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:29:04 pm »

Hope she wins...

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #103 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:30:32 pm »

Dear oh dear. The manc blazing squad

haha 'The Men'!

El_Capitán · « **Reply #104 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:30:38 pm »

Why does one of these knob heads have his hat backwards?

Red Viper · « **Reply #105 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:30:39 pm »

Manc bellends alert.

El_Capitán · « **Reply #106 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:31:42 pm »

Is it bad that I hope these are fucking awful?

Red Viper · « **Reply #107 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:32:31 pm »

Shite.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #108 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:14 pm »

Thought those bubble jackets with the fur hoods were out of style

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #109 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:22 pm »

The Mend = Shite!

El_Capitán · « **Reply #110 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:25 pm »

To be fair to him, the one in the hat should have binned the rest of them and applied for the voice.

..and stopped dressing like a dick.

Nick110581 · « **Reply #111 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:33 pm »

Fuck me. That was appalling.

El_Pistolero · « **Reply #112 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:34 pm »

They're going to go through. The fuck.

rednile · « **Reply #113 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:42 pm »

Sitting on a the cock of a gay more likely .

BCCC · « **Reply #114 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:33:56 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 31, 2012, 08:33:14 pm

Thought those bubble jackets with the fur hoods were out of style

In all honesty did you think they were ever in?

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #115 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:34:29 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 31, 2012, 08:33:14 pm

Thought those bubble jackets with the fur hoods were out of style

YOU BAD,BAD FANNY!!

eddymunster · « **Reply #116 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:34:31 pm »

Quote from: El_Capitán on March 31, 2012, 08:33:25 pm

To be fair to him, the one in the hat should have binned the rest of them and applied for the voice.

Not being able to see the tit would definitely help.

El_Capitán · « **Reply #117 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:35:21 pm »

Quote from: rednile on March 31, 2012, 08:33:42 pm

Sitting on a the cock of a gay more likely .

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #118 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:36:52 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on March 31, 2012, 08:34:29 pm

YOU BAD,BAD FANNY!!

haha gonna get me old one out from under the stairs

Quote from: rednile on March 31, 2012, 08:33:42 pm

Sitting on a the cock of a gay more likely .

David Walliams likes

BCCC · « **Reply #119 on:** March 31, 2012, 08:37:41 pm »

Quote from: rednile on March 31, 2012, 08:33:42 pm

Sitting on a the cock of a gay more likely .

Every once in a while somebody makes it all worthwhile.