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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2012, 08:41:35 pm »
Can every fucker in Wales sing.
Is this a poll?

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2012, 08:42:44 pm »
Could've entered The Kop for this in the 60's.

not today though. would need to be a mime act.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2012, 08:43:47 pm »
not today though. would need to be a mime act.

They'd win Britains Got Twats.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2012, 08:46:19 pm »
oooh, another Titanic dramatisation. badly needed that.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2012, 08:47:57 pm »
carmen electra. now we're talking!

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2012, 08:49:56 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2012, 08:50:39 pm »
They'd win Britains Got Twats.

Actually these would pip them at the post.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2012, 08:51:46 pm »
carmen electra. now we're talking!

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2012, 08:54:33 pm »
 :lmao This fellas gonna be boss I bet

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2012, 08:54:54 pm »
Britain's Got Fucking Idiots.  booing someone for being german. wankers. boo him for being a tit.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2012, 08:54:54 pm »
Booing a German. Well done.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2012, 08:55:16 pm »
"I'm from Germany."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Well in England.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2012, 08:55:23 pm »
A Ferrero rocher

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:03 pm »

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:21 pm »

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:24 pm »
ahahaha

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:34 pm »
"I'm from Germany."
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

Well in London.

Corrected that for you.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #57 on: March 24, 2012, 08:56:39 pm »
What the fuck. :lmao

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #58 on: March 24, 2012, 08:57:21 pm »
 ;D

at Ant. (or Dec).

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2012, 08:57:46 pm »
Hope the fella who did the David Blunkett and then returned as the Hulk a year later,comes back ;D

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2012, 08:58:00 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2012, 08:59:38 pm »
Hope the fella who did the David Blunkett and then returned as the Hulk a year later,comes back ;D
haha yeah, he's a regular

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2012, 09:00:37 pm »
Putting the "talent" in Britain's Got Talent,

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2012, 09:00:43 pm »
He talks like Scooby Doo

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2012, 09:02:46 pm »
which footballer is married to posh spice? really?

good job giggs wasn't one of the answers. would have really confused people.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2012, 09:07:20 pm »
ahahaha fucking hell. Looks like a fire extinguisher

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2012, 09:08:05 pm »
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2012, 09:08:38 pm »
Isnt this lad meant to be boss

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2012, 09:09:05 pm »
Subo moment coming up

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #71 on: March 24, 2012, 09:09:51 pm »
First time I've seen Hurley since Lost
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #72 on: March 24, 2012, 09:10:42 pm »
This guy's pretty fucking good.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #73 on: March 24, 2012, 09:11:06 pm »
Go 'ed lad.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #74 on: March 24, 2012, 09:11:21 pm »
Fuckin love it when that happens, pre judging gits.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #75 on: March 24, 2012, 09:11:44 pm »
Fucking hell!! Hes got a voice on him like a half bear/half Viking/half Lion kinda thing

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #76 on: March 24, 2012, 09:12:23 pm »
'Twas good

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #77 on: March 24, 2012, 09:12:41 pm »
Another Susan Boyle moment?
Who wouldn't want to kick someone called Ferguson?
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #78 on: March 24, 2012, 09:13:12 pm »
Knew these would be something special, as soon as they showed what Cowell whispered.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #79 on: March 24, 2012, 09:13:52 pm »
Cowell can see the pound signs flashing before his eyes.
Who wouldn't want to kick someone called Ferguson?
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