Author Topic: "This fella shouted" (Read 591188 times)

Walton_Gary · « **Reply #80 on:** September 15, 2004, 11:00:23 pm »

Someone shouted to igor tonight after he went on a little surge 'take it easy igor you fuckin clown'

DaveLFC · « **Reply #81 on:** September 15, 2004, 11:03:43 pm »

Tonight, main stand near the corner, a small Monaco player was warming up

"f***** H*** the mascots warming up!"

Hightown Phil · « **Reply #82 on:** September 15, 2004, 11:03:59 pm »

Fella started singing " 'Liverpool' Clap Clap Clap' "

No one joined in so he shouted "If you don't know the words, hum will yer".

sirjames · « **Reply #83 on:** September 15, 2004, 11:09:12 pm »

gettin a drink from the kop tonight and there was a little chinese feller serving and he didnt speak much english, as the man urea result was bein read out at h/f time it all went quiet then a big roar and he jumped up went down and dropped the money bein really scared! then everyone started laughing at him at which case he was a little emabresred!

AdamS · « **Reply #84 on:** September 15, 2004, 11:13:08 pm »

As about twenty people stood round the centre circle shaking the Champions League flag the guy behind us says "What a fucking job!"

It tickled me!

bas-red · « **Reply #85 on:** September 16, 2004, 10:46:25 pm »

Spurs away quite a few years back. We won 3-1 with Barnsey scoring an own goal in the last minute I seem to remember. Anyway, 3-0 up towards the end of the game and we were singing "You're shit and you know you are" to which Spurs responded "We're shit and we know we are". Classic!

Little Alex · « **Reply #86 on:** September 17, 2004, 05:39:35 pm »

liverpool v portsmouth in the kop for my 1st game, whenever gerrard had the ball on the half way line all you heard was "SHOOT" from some random behind us

Gray-YPC · « **Reply #87 on:** September 18, 2004, 01:09:16 pm »

Quote from: lil-liverpudlian on September 17, 2004, 05:39:35 pm

liverpool v portsmouth in the kop for my 1st game, whenever gerrard had the ball on the half way line all you heard was "SHOOT" from some random behind us

I used to do that for Rob Jones when i was about 14

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #88 on:** September 18, 2004, 03:41:57 pm »

At the Monaco match tother nite, garcia goin for the ball in 1st half, defender gets tight on him and garcia goes down but ref waves play on, guy in 106 stood up and shouts "EE'S AVIN SEX WITH 'IM!"

gregor · « **Reply #89 on:** September 18, 2004, 07:11:34 pm »

Think it was against Southampton about 3 years ago, in the lower centenary kop end.

Heskey had one of his characteristic shots off-target and fell over as well. As he was lying on the floor some fella in the row in front stood up and shouted "Don't punch the ground Emile, you'll probably fuckin' miss."

Tarpaulin · « **Reply #90 on:** November 21, 2004, 03:31:13 pm »

morestellata · « **Reply #91 on:** November 21, 2004, 05:35:13 pm »

my mate shouting "you three yer pair of pricks"vs newcastle
me when barnes redknapp etc fannying around in midfield about to lose the ball again"get it, out it's too tight"

dodgey · « **Reply #92 on:** November 21, 2004, 10:16:29 pm »

A great thread

An Aussie rules game I was at a couple of years ago ....

One of our players was Pushed in the back and got a free kick, but the other guy wouldn't get Off him While he was protesting to the Umpire (ref)..... One of My mates yelled out..

"Get Off him.......He's Not your Sister"

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #93 on:** November 22, 2004, 12:07:01 am »

Quote from: dodgey on November 21, 2004, 10:16:29 pm

A great thread

An Aussie rules game I was at a couple of years ago ....

One of our players was Pushed in the back and got a free kick, but the other guy wouldn't get Off him While he was protesting to the Umpire (ref)..... One of My mates yelled out..

"Get Off him.......He's Not your Sister"

Jonny_H · « **Reply #94 on:** November 22, 2004, 12:57:03 am »

Game against city mcmanaman and le tallec went in for a challenge and this fella shouts "the clash of the tarts"

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #95 on:** November 22, 2004, 01:57:19 am »

I was at this game once when the referee made a decision I didn't agree with.

Quick as a flash I said "Ref, you twat".

Oh how we laughed!

americanscouser · « **Reply #96 on:** November 22, 2004, 03:46:25 am »

mine is slighly off topic as i was in the terraces at the old leicester stadium. in my infinite need to watch as much football as possible on my first trip to the uk, i went down to watch kasey keller in goal for city.

i got a "sit down ya yank" from an older fella behind me after i had stood up a few too many times...

Matt R · « **Reply #97 on:** November 23, 2004, 12:58:30 pm »

While waiting to take off on the plane to Amsterdam, en-route to Dortmund for the UEFA final, three reds got on the plane & headed towards their seats. The first one of them was, to put it kindly, a rather large chap. As he was edging along to the window seat his mate went,'Fuckinell Mick, they're arm rests, not cheek dividers' I just about stopped laughing as we got to Schipol

BeigeLeggings · « **Reply #98 on:** November 23, 2004, 06:21:11 pm »

A recent one from the Kop, against WBA this season:

Djimi Traore warming up by the corner flag, sat stretching, Kopite shouts: "Get up Djimi, you f*ckin' lazy c*nt!" Poor lad looked up with real Bambi eyes, but it was very funny.

Millsee · « **Reply #99 on:** November 24, 2004, 12:25:54 am »

...at 78 minutes into tonight's game:

Tosser: "No, I think it's 3 points if they win tonight which takes them above Everton.....erm..... oh no, Monaco must be above them.....erm......oh....France? Yeah Monaco is in France so that must mean........erm.........this must be a UEFA game or a European League game"...

Millsee: (when Gerrard gets the ball, just to wind knob-jockey up): Come on Djimi. That's it. Through to Cisse.

Tosser: "Is that Cissy? Or Kow-ull? I think it's one of them. Come on yellow-shirts. They should be warming up now properly (after 80 mins)".

Ian-TN · « **Reply #100 on:** November 24, 2004, 12:40:41 am »

Mate where the fuck was this?

Pooch · « **Reply #101 on:** November 24, 2004, 10:12:33 am »

couple of years ago me and a mate were having a beer at half time and two rather portly young ladies pushed past us and one of them dropped their purse, quick as a flash me mate shouts "oi sugar" the one at the back turned round with a big smile on her face and my mate sez "not you, the other lump" My head nearly exploded with laughter. She didnt seem that grateful at getting her purse back

capt k · « **Reply #102 on:** November 24, 2004, 12:04:02 pm »

Quote from: Pooch on November 24, 2004, 10:12:33 am

couple of years ago me and a mate were having a beer at half time and two rather portly young ladies pushed past us and one of them dropped their purse, quick as a flash me mate shouts "oi sugar" the one at the back turned round with a big smile on her face and my mate sez "not you, the other lump" My head nearly exploded with laughter. She didnt seem that grateful at getting her purse back

Millsee · « **Reply #103 on:** November 24, 2004, 01:19:05 pm »

Quote from: Ian-TN on November 24, 2004, 12:40:41 am

Mate where the fuck was this?

Rose and Crown, Lawrence Street, York.

Student. Cockney.

Byrnee · « **Reply #104 on:** November 24, 2004, 02:09:23 pm »

I was in Andorra earlier in the year watching Sweden England.

A bunch of complete fools behind us.

First one goes: Should get Defoe on, we've got nothing here.

Me and my mate grimaced as Defoe was clearly playing.

Bit later on: Oh Heskey! Rubbish touch!
His mate: Is Heskey even on the pitch? I didn't notice.
His mate back: Yeah, says everything that, dunnit?

I had to turn around: "Heskey's not playing lads. Its Defoe." I should have added: "But I can see how you mixed up Heskey and Defoe, they look well similar."

Unbelievable. I hate watching games in pubs, always get rent a gob spouting shite for 90 minutes.

I mean, I know fuck all about cars - so if my friends talk about them, or I see one drive past, I don't feel the need to say 'Not as good as the previous model, the chassis knackered and the horsepower isn't as impressive as it sounds,' because I'd be talking shite. Why does football attract these dickheads? They love to quote everything they read in the 'news'papers that day...

hooded claw · « **Reply #105 on:** November 24, 2004, 02:46:09 pm »

Quote from: Millsee on November 24, 2004, 12:25:54 am

...at 78 minutes into tonight's game:

Tosser: "No, I think it's 3 points if they win tonight which takes them above Everton.....erm..... oh no, Monaco must be above them.....erm......oh....France? Yeah Monaco is in France so that must mean........erm.........this must be a UEFA game or a European League game"...

Millsee: (when Gerrard gets the ball, just to wind knob-jockey up): Come on Djimi. That's it. Through to Cisse.

Tosser: "Is that Cissy? Or Kow-ull? I think it's one of them. Come on yellow-shirts. They should be warming up now properly (after 80 mins)".

Mate- you taking the piss or did this really happen?

Ian-TN · « **Reply #106 on:** November 24, 2004, 11:10:42 pm »

Quote from: Millsee on November 24, 2004, 01:19:05 pm

Rose and Crown, Lawrence Street, York.

Student. Cockney.

Should have just told the tit to shut the fuck up, cos he obviously didn't have a clue.

sutty · « **Reply #107 on:** November 25, 2004, 04:23:23 pm »

A couple I remember recently

1st one - against man u and they bring chadwick off the bench. This bloke stands up and says "ah come on lads, there's kids here".

2nd was a clown at the game against Newcastle in the FA cup.... Cheyrou scored and at half time him and 2 clueless mates are giving their expert summary of the game. "That Cheyrou, I never liked him before but now, well he's worth his weight in red". Reminded me of blackadder that

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #108 on:** November 25, 2004, 04:40:18 pm »

Quote from: sutty on November 25, 2004, 04:23:23 pm

A couple I remember recently

1st one - against man u and they bring chadwick off the bench. This bloke stands up and says "ah come on lads, there's kids here".

2nd was a clown at the game against Newcastle in the FA cup.... Cheyrou scored and at half time him and 2 clueless mates are giving their expert summary of the game. "That Cheyrou, I never liked him before but now, well he's worth his weight in red". Reminded me of blackadder that

you fashioned a brouche of precious green?

sutty · « **Reply #109 on:** November 25, 2004, 04:44:59 pm »

Quote from: red chill on November 25, 2004, 04:40:18 pm

you fashioned a brouche of precious green?

He fashioned a footballer of purest red.

Tarpaulin · « **Reply #110 on:** November 25, 2004, 07:05:50 pm »

Quote from: sutty on November 25, 2004, 04:23:23 pm

1st one - against man u and they bring chadwick off the bench. This bloke stands up and says "ah come on lads, there's kids here".

2nd was a clown at the game against Newcastle in the FA cup.... Cheyrou scored and at half time him and 2 clueless mates are giving their expert summary of the game. "That Cheyrou, I never liked him before but now, well he's worth his weight in red". Reminded me of blackadder that

Fuckin boss those 2!!!

Kop4 · « **Reply #111 on:** November 25, 2004, 07:37:23 pm »

Annie Road a few years ago against Leeds, and a couple of decisions go against them.

Leeds' fans crank up the usual 'The referee's a Scouser'

Fella by us stands up waving at them and shouts 'No lads, he's not..... He's from Wallasey!'

Tarpaulin · « **Reply #112 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:02:44 pm »

Crackin thread this....

gray19lfc · « **Reply #113 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:10:01 pm »

At the Manchester City game (first home game) this year, a man tried to get "Adopted Wright, Wright, Wright" going (aimed at Wright-Phillips

)!

Harsh but quite funny.

YNWA

Maggie May · « **Reply #114 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:16:03 pm »

Years ago, in the mists of time, when we used to play West Brom, it was customary to chant "Fuck off West Brom" once, then pause. A lone voice would then chant "Fuck off West Brom".

Yeah. Well perhaps it loses a bit in explanation, but it used to keep us amused for most of the match.

bigstevelfc · « **Reply #115 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:19:31 pm »

one against leeds last season. one bloke stood up and shouted "batty batty batty,twat twat twat"

kopkev · « **Reply #116 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:45:36 pm »

years ago we were on a european away and the flight had been particularly rough, the captains surname had been announced as froggatt, after our safe landing everyone started singing "nice one selwyn nice one son"

Bannside Red · « **Reply #117 on:** January 20, 2005, 07:47:39 pm »

Quote from: kopkev on January 20, 2005, 07:45:36 pm

years ago we were on a european away and the flight had been particularly rough, the captains surname had been announced as froggatt, after our safe landing everyone started singing "nice one selwyn nice one son"

Scally Bob · « **Reply #118 on:** January 20, 2005, 08:06:37 pm »

Leaving Woodison after that nightmare game when Kvarme slipped some Bluenose crows "I wish we had a Derby every Saturday" to which some wag quick as you like shouts "Your Derbies will be on Friday night next season".

You had to be there.

FlashingBlade · « **Reply #119 on:** January 20, 2005, 08:09:41 pm »

Many moons ago Alan Kennedy was bearing down towards the oppositions goal... there were better options but he looked like he was going to shoot....some idiot screamed in full earshot of everyone around "DON'T SHOOT BARNEY!!!!!!"

The place: Wembley

The match: League Cup Final Liverpool v Manchester United 1983

The moment: the nano second just before Barney scored a screamer to equalise in about the 87 minute and Liverpool went on and won!

The idiot:......me!

actually 22 years on my mates still remind me of this!