Author Topic: FA Cup final 2018: Chelsea vs Manchester United. Saturday 19th May 17:15 ko  (Read 38052 times)

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I couldn't be less arsed with the cup final today if I tried

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Is it too much to hope for the nastiest cup final ever? Two shite teams slugging it out on the pitch while their shithouse fans slug it out on the terraces. It would be great to see a huge brawl between these two.
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Is it too much to hope for the nastiest cup final ever? Two shite teams slugging it out on the pitch while their shithouse fans slug it out on the terraces. It would be great to see a huge brawl between these two.

Nah, it really, really wouldn't.

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I know you’re the self appointed expert on all things Mancunian Andrew but they really don’t. At best some  tolerate him if he’s winning things but they hate the football.

You'd think that - but swan over to Red Cafe - for every disgruntled fan angry at the football, there are ten that shout them down and say they are whiners, not proper fans and Mourinho just needs to be 'properly backed' to ensure results.
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You'd think that - but swan over to Red Cafe - for every disgruntled fan angry at the football, there are ten that shout them down and say they are whiners, not proper fans and Mourinho just needs to be 'properly backed' to ensure results.

I’d be wary of taking any internet view as the true picture though. I’m mates with a season ticket holder who tolerates things at the moment but hates the way they played against Sevilla and is beautifully angry with how Klopp’s got us playing in Europe and I think the lads he goes with feel thesame.

You take loads of quotes off here after matches that paint a picture that Klopp isn’t doing a wonderful job. Strange old place the Internet!

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I’d be wary of taking any internet view as the true picture though. I’m mates with a season ticket holder who tolerates things at the moment but hates the way they played against Sevilla and is beautifully angry with how Klopp’s got us playing in Europe and I think the lads he goes with feel thesame.

You take loads of quotes off here after matches that paint a picture that Klopp isn’t doing a wonderful job. Strange old place the Internet!

Aye not everyone is as sensible as me.
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I’ll watch it. I’m not expecting to be entertained though.
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Is there actually a game on today? Considering I live in Trafford in a supposedly United area, I've seen on Utd flag (stuck to our fucking front room window :no ) and one City flag - it is like there is nothing happening today.

Liverpool stuff goes up next week ;D
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I’d be wary of taking any internet view as the true picture though. I’m mates with a season ticket holder who tolerates things at the moment but hates the way they played against Sevilla and is beautifully angry with how Klopp’s got us playing in Europe and I think the lads he goes with feel thesame.

You take loads of quotes off here after matches that paint a picture that Klopp isn’t doing a wonderful job. Strange old place the Internet!

Other than a lad in work who is a bit of a tit about footy, not one Manc I know can stand the football or the man himself.
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I’ll watch it. I’m not expecting to be entertained though.

I can only remember missing one FA Cup final since about 1972 (1975 West Ham Fulham - my mum made me go to a family party and I sulked all day!), but I am still debating whether I can face this one, not just because I hate the teams, but I expect it to be so dull.

Maybe if Chelsea score early it will open up?

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I think Chelsea might win - just a feeling Conte will set them expansively
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I’m preparing for the match by watching paint dry and grass grow.

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I’m preparing for the match by watching paint dry and grass grow.

Peaked too early mate. It’s downhill from here 😂
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Chelsea winning, followed by number 6 in Kiev and City's title win would be torture for the Mancs.

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I’m preparing for the match by watching paint dry and grass grow.
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Is there actually a game on today? Considering I live in Trafford in a supposedly United area, I've seen on Utd flag (stuck to our fucking front room window :no ) and one City flag - it is like there is nothing happening today.

Liverpool stuff goes up next week ;D

Do you really put stuff up Rob? I’d be shit scared of having my windows put through!

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Phil Neville on Mourinho's brand of football  - 'you get the results and the football will come.' He thinks they win the FA Cup playing shit on a stick rubbish and miraculously, afterwards, Mourinho is going to throw the blueprint away and try to emulate Guardiola and Klopp? The man's got as much brain as a bacterium.

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I'll watch it. I dislike them both. Conte is alright except he's manager of Chelsea. Mourinho is a c*nt regardless of who he manages

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Come on Chelsea

Feel sick saying it. No chance they win though. They are awful.
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Genuinely not arsed.

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Fucking hell this is on today is it? Apart from the two teams in it, and whatever tv channels are showing it desperately trying to hype it up, nobody really gives a fuck anymore.


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Both teams play anti football...
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Come on Chelsea

Feel sick saying it. No chance they win though. They are awful.

They are not awful but strange beast this season.

They have every chance.
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Both teams play anti football...

Uncle fucking shite more like
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I want United to win simply because whatever is more likely to keep Jose in the job is alright by me
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Never seen such little interest for an FA Cup Final, even if the Royal Wedding wasn't on people wouldn't be arsed.

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Lakaku out by all accounts

Rashford will play and get the winner and there will be some awful guff spouted about redemption and Mourinho being righ to be tough on him.

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Think United will win - Chelsea look a really deflated team and know Conte is going. Yes they put a slightly decent run together before their final game but most of the teams they played were shite, we had no legs after Roma.
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Looking at the line-ups, neither gives me any form of excitement.

De Gea, Valencia, Young, Smalling, Jones, Matic, Herrera, Pogba, Lingard, Sanchez, Rashford.

Courtois, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Rudiger, Moses, Kante, Fabregas, Bakayoko, Alonso, Hazard, Giroud.

Going to be shite.

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Will watch until my bets come in or die and then switch off,it is going to be a huge pile boring of shite.

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If ever a final had extra-time written all over it it's this one.

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Alright, we're not in it. In a way i'm glad as I think Jurgen and the players needed the two weeks off before the Champions League Final.

So Chelsea v Man Utd.

I'd prefer Chelsea to win. Conte is getting the sack anyway. The Special Once is denied a trophy. Then the Red Mancs panic because City have won the League and it's those Scousers again next Saturday.. 8)
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So is morata on of the flops of the season? Cost a lot, bad job replacing costa and has been replaced by arsenals back up striker.

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So is morata on of the flops of the season? Cost a lot, bad job replacing costa and has been replaced by arsenals back up striker.

He's scored 15 goals in all competitions, at one time that'd be a decent return for somebody getting used to a new country. Probably will move away in the summer though, he doesn't seem that settled.

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He's scored 15 goals in all competitions, at one time that'd be a decent return for somebody getting used to a new country.
It's not 2007 anymore though.

Scoring at a similar rate to origi was for us a squad player. Need much more than that for 60m+
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Conte sounds and looks like he can’t be arsed. Easy win for United I reckon.
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