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What the fuck is POP playing at?

It’s tough getting a picture of Timmy Mallet that does him justice
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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It’s tough getting a picture of Timmy Mallet that does him justice

Can he not just take a selfie?

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Nick's first pick will have the initials MM  ;D

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Can he not just take a selfie?





Yeah I could see that
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Nick's first pick will have the initials MM  ;D

Who’s that?!

You’re half right by the way.

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Nick's first pick will have the initials MM  ;D

Mick McCarthy?
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Martin McGuinness (one looks like a clown without air up...)

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Btw, Titi how come you are not in on this?  Right up your alley!
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Should I pick? Not sure if the etiquette in round one, I’m not normally this high up the order!

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Who’s that?!

You’re half right by the way.

Bloody Hell, I wonder if you've got my backup pick I was going to use as to what I thought was your main pick.

Your an enigma Nicholas.

What the fuck is POP playing at?

Probably preparing a statistical chart as to why Miranda should be his first pick.

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Should I pick? Not sure if the etiquette in round one, I’m not normally this high up the order!

Nah we'll wait for PoP everyone gets to pick their first round.

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is it too late to join in the 'fun' ?
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No idea how to add images and gifs anymore, seems google changed it when you search it. Any ideas?

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is it too late to join in the 'fun' ?

You can go after Chakan if you don't mind being last.

Picking imminently.
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No idea how to add images and gifs anymore, seems google changed it when you search it. Any ideas?

Right click on the image, click "view image", and then copy and paste from the address bar.
Better looking than Samie.

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Might as well give Betty the medal now.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Can someone PM S?  Will Ferrell takes quite a bit of you.



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Yeah, great pick Betty, I have no plan here but that was a pick I was hoping to make.

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Right click on the image, click "view image", and then copy and paste from the address bar.

Am just on my phone, can’t right click!

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Might as well give Betty the medal now.

Ample time for me to fuck it up yet. Also some bloody great picks all round. Will Ferrell always cracks me up. Nice one, Trend.

Love Bill Murray. Always the answer to my favourite actor ever and funny as hell to boot. I couldn't even pick my favourite role of his - Groundhog Day, Scrooged, Ghostbusters, Kingpin, Caddyshack, Zombieland, Garfield etc. I also love him as Hunter S Thompson in Where the Buffalo's Roam and The Man Who Knew Too Little is an underrated little gem.
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Am just on my phone, can’t right click!


Is it a smartphone? Say "Right click" - it does the same thing.
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Ample time for me to fuck it up yet. Also some bloody great picks all round. Will Ferrell always cracks me up. Nice one, Trend.

Love Bill Murray. Always the answer to my favourite actor ever and funny as hell to boot. I couldn't even pick my favourite role of his - Groundhog Day, Scrooged, Ghostbusters, Kingpin, Caddyshack, Zombieland, Garfield etc. I also love him as Hunter S Thompson in Where the Buffalo's Roam and The Man Who Knew Too Little is an underrated little gem.

Agree with you mate.  Bill Murray is so underrated.  Surprised Harley Danger is not here, but one vote is certain :)

Thanks BB.  That escalated quickly.

Hey the "S" does not come up on my PM finder, does anyone know how to PM -----  S (yes, I just asked how to Pre-Menstral Syndrome someone.....

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Hey the "S" does not come up on my PM finder, does anyone know how to PM -----  S (yes, I just asked how to Pre-Menstral Syndrome someone.....

I've PMed him. Annoyingly single letter RAWK names never show up on the PM finder thing. The best I can do is link you to one of his posts here, so you can refer to this when you need to drop him a PM -
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=317882.msg15982479#msg15982479
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I've PMed him. Annoyingly single letter RAWK names never show up on the PM finder thing. The best I can do is link you to one of his posts here, so you can refer to this when you need to drop him a PM -
https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=317882.msg15982479#msg15982479

Merci mon mate de bleus betties.....
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Sorry I was late, lads and lasses

The opposite of late! Early  :D  Pm me your pick and I'll make it for you after S has made his. Also, delete the one in the section thread.
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The opposite of late! Early  :D  Pm me your pick and I'll make it for you after S has made his. Also, delete the one in the section thread.

Cheers, BB. Sorry guys for my premature pick.....ooh er. Have deleted as requested. Hope nobody picks him



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Btw, Titi how come you are not in on this?  Right up your alley!
Go on then. Someone stick me on the end! Not Nick's though....I've heard the rumours! ;D

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Would've loved to do this but all over the place this week so would probably fuck up the order/delays/blah blah blah

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No idea how to add images and gifs anymore, seems google changed it when you search it. Any ideas?

Great choice of image for your pick Nick

That George Michael skit on the 'Stars in their Eyes' episode was one of the funniest sketches they did. :lmao

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Where has S disappeared to? He's been online. Strange. He has until 11am anyway.

Go on then. Someone stick me on the end! Not Nick's though....I've heard the rumours! ;D

Did I not PM you? I thought I did. Anyway, you're in. Hopefully on no-one's end  :o
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Are we still doing the two-hour limit?

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Get in!

Got my first choice
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Are we not waiting for S?

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Are we not waiting for S?

Tubby I guess... as S is AWOL for the moment.
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Are we not waiting for S?

He missed his 2 hour window and he was online as well.
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Great choice of image for your pick Nick

That George Michael skit on the 'Stars in their Eyes' episode was one of the funniest sketches they did. :lmao
Think my favourite was the Noel Edmunds piss-take. That fatsuit was both hilarious and brillaintly disturbing. Love Vic and Bob. Good pick, Nick. All.good so far though, naturally. Spent many a stoned hour in my youth watching Richard Pryor standup.

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Should i be picking now? It's been a couple of hours side the last one, and I've got to go out shortly...