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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #200 on: September 23, 2017, 04:21:56 pm »
FC Sexy  :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #201 on: September 23, 2017, 04:22:20 pm »
Unlike lots on here I like Everton. I've got loads of mates who're good lads, good Blues....I'd love to be able to rip the piss out of them for getting relegated. ;D

Just one season would suffice. ;D

I'm in the same position too. There is a really nice guy at work and we always talk footy, he's not a bitter one either. Having said all that considering how full of themselves they've been, it would be a bit of a laugh.  ;D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #202 on: September 23, 2017, 04:24:38 pm »
Fuck Mop head

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #203 on: September 23, 2017, 04:25:12 pm »
Where's everyone watching the Everton game? Mancs and Southampton is the live game on Sky Ireland.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #204 on: September 23, 2017, 04:25:23 pm »
Unlike lots on here I like Everton. I've got loads of mates who're good lads, good Blues....I'd love to be able to rip the piss out of them for getting relegated. ;D

Just one season would suffice. ;D
fuck one season I want to see them do a coventry

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #205 on: September 23, 2017, 04:25:44 pm »
Shane Long, Charlie Austin and Manolo Gabbiadini are all shite and couldn't hit a barndoor with a banjo

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #206 on: September 23, 2017, 04:26:51 pm »
Let's not pretend United and Chelsea have not spent a bit as well.
They have, but even they are dwarfed by the scale of the financial doping of the sky blue Plastics

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #207 on: September 23, 2017, 04:27:03 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #208 on: September 23, 2017, 04:27:04 pm »
fuck one season I want to see them do a coventry

yeah a coventry is fine, was gonna say i'd like them to do a portsmouth but that's a bit too harsh

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #209 on: September 23, 2017, 04:27:10 pm »
The Blues desperately throwing themselves to the floor now, needless to say Atkinson not impressed.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #210 on: September 23, 2017, 04:27:17 pm »
Palace's top scorer this season might end up on about 3 goals.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #211 on: September 23, 2017, 04:28:11 pm »
yeah a coventry is fine, was gonna say i'd like them to do a portsmouth but that's a bit too harsh


Coventry currently in league 2. Pompey league 1...

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #212 on: September 23, 2017, 04:28:25 pm »
finally get a shot on target only to see it cleared off the line

everton that

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #213 on: September 23, 2017, 04:28:40 pm »
I'm in the same position too. There is a really nice guy at work and we always talk footy, he's not a bitter one either. Having said all that considering how full of themselves they've been, it would be a bit of a laugh.  ;D

I'm same don't hate them just laugh at them, well it's hard not to, they're so obsessed by what we do, i still go on about it one of the best laughs a few years ago when they released 10 of 10 DVD, few of us from here wrote reviews on Amazon as a piss take. ;D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #214 on: September 23, 2017, 04:29:19 pm »

Coventry currently in league 2. Pompey league 1...

didn't know coventry went down last season, knew they were in the shit like

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #215 on: September 23, 2017, 04:29:30 pm »
finally get a shot on target only to see it cleared off the line

everton that

Finally given up appealing to Atkinson and actually doing some playing now.  ;D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #216 on: September 23, 2017, 04:30:00 pm »
Forgot about him. He was shit hot when he first signed for the Saints. Scored in his first few games, and then proper fell off.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #217 on: September 23, 2017, 04:30:41 pm »
Southampton much better side this half

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #218 on: September 23, 2017, 04:30:44 pm »
I'm same don't hate them just laugh at them, well it's hard not to, they're so obsessed by what we do, i still go on about it one of the best laughs a few years ago when they released 10 of 10 DVD, few of us from here wrote reviews on Amazon as a piss take. ;D

Have to have a look at that then.  ;D
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #219 on: September 23, 2017, 04:32:11 pm »
oh fuck here comes niasse

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #220 on: September 23, 2017, 04:32:44 pm »
Can someone explain to me what is the purpose of Shane Long?

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #221 on: September 23, 2017, 04:33:02 pm »
Can someone explain to me what is the purpose of Shane Long?

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #222 on: September 23, 2017, 04:33:20 pm »
Can someone explain to me what is the purpose of Shane Long?

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #223 on: September 23, 2017, 04:33:41 pm »
1-1 Niasse

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #224 on: September 23, 2017, 04:33:47 pm »
Have to have a look at that then.  ;D

Have a look at a few pages from this, from the old Everton thread. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87920.msg10050772#msg10050772
#Sausages

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #225 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:03 pm »
Shame.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #226 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:11 pm »
Don't the bitters play Burnley after this? If so, they're fucked even more so.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #227 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:23 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #228 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:36 pm »
Good goal by the Ev that.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #229 on: September 23, 2017, 04:34:51 pm »
Phoenix from the ashes! What a player. Saviour.

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #230 on: September 23, 2017, 04:35:07 pm »
niasse is world class
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #231 on: September 23, 2017, 04:35:59 pm »
Fucking Defoe should have sealed it too! Tad fortunate with the goal and it's the guy who Koeman binned off to Hull that got it
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #232 on: September 23, 2017, 04:36:44 pm »
Palace starting to get cut adrift at the bottom, next matches are Man Utd away & Chelsea home.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #233 on: September 23, 2017, 04:36:51 pm »
Have a look at a few pages from this, from the old Everton thread. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87920.msg10050772#msg10050772

Loved this.  :lmao


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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #234 on: September 23, 2017, 04:37:08 pm »
Phoenix from the ashes! What a player. Saviour.

:lmao

funny you should say that

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #235 on: September 23, 2017, 04:37:41 pm »
2-1 Niasse again

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #236 on: September 23, 2017, 04:37:56 pm »
Fucking Defoe should have sealed it too! Tad fortunate with the goal and it's the guy who Koeman binned off to Hull that got it

What a manager
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #237 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:02 pm »
Niasse again

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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #238 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:27 pm »
What a manager

Another DVD coming out guys.
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Re: Premier League Fuxtures Sat-Mon 23/24/25 September 2017
« Reply #239 on: September 23, 2017, 04:38:29 pm »
Niasse :lmao
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.