Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Red_Rich]

Just don't like the fact that they've bought a world class striker in January who IS eligible to play CL THIS season. Very rare and very lucky that for a top foward. I bet their odds have dropped to win it.

[vivabobbygraham]

[Cu Chulainn]

Just don't like the fact that they've bought a world class striker in January who IS eligible to play CL THIS season. Very rare and very lucky that for a top foward. I bet their odds have dropped to win it.

They aren't winning the Champions League. They will probably just about scrape past Sevilla in a two-legged snorefest decided by the odd goal, but yeah... I wouldn't let the thought of them lifting the trophy keep you awake at night.

[vivabobbygraham]

For all the bedwetters jizzing over how Sanchez is gonna make the little ones team better, blah, blah, fucking blah, heres a link to the thread where you can wank away

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=311476.5080

[lessthanmatt]

Remember when Martial, Di Maria, Falcao, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Schneiderlin, Ibrahimovic, Schweinsteiger, Lukaku and Depay took them to the next level too? Good times

[idontknow]

Remember when Martial, Di Maria, Falcao, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Schneiderlin, Ibrahimovic, Schweinsteiger, Lukaku and Depay took them to the next level too? Good times

'Denis has done it.'

https://youtu.be/lt3OdAKdkoQ

Even better times 

[vivabobbygraham]

Remember when Martial, Di Maria, Falcao, Pogba, Mkhitaryan, Schneiderlin, Ibrahimovic, Schweinsteiger, Lukaku and Depay took them to the next level too? Good times

[Iska]

I like how, as individuals, those players get progressively less intimidating as that image goes on.  The next line would apparently have been Kenneth Williams and Paddington Bear.

[Red_Rich]

They aren't winning the Champions League. They will probably just about scrape past Sevilla in a two-legged snorefest decided by the odd goal, but yeah... I wouldn't let the thought of them lifting the trophy keep you awake at night.

Without Maureen I’d say you’re probably right but his record in 2 leg ties and his knack of nullifying attacks AND his extraordinary record in finals puts them in with a shout.

They’ll get past Seville and an easy draw in the quarters followed by an English team in the semis could quite easily see them fluke their way to the final.

[Crosby Nick]

Without Maureen I’d say you’re probably right but his record in 2 leg ties and his knack of nullifying attacks AND his extraordinary record in finals puts them in with a shout.

They’ll get past Seville and an easy draw in the quarters followed by an English team in the semis could quite easily see them fluke their way to the final.

I’d say that’s true. Can actually make a case that all English teams can make the final at this point rather than singling them out. One of Teal or PSG will go, plenty of English teams will probably make the Quarters. One or two all English ties and bingo (no singing), in the final. Hopefully it’ll be us.

[vagabond]

Without Maureen I’d say you’re probably right but his record in 2 leg ties and his knack of nullifying attacks AND his extraordinary record in finals puts them in with a shout.

They’ll get past Seville and an easy draw in the quarters followed by an English team in the semis could quite easily see them fluke their way to the final.

I hope they draw us. And I hope we score a ghost goal.

[Brian Blessed]

I hope they draw us. And I hope we score a ghost goal.

A goal that goal line technology gives, and is awarded by the ref despite him thinking it wasn't a goal. And it's not. In fact it causes goal line technology to be abandoned as unreliable.

[Red Beret]

They’ll get past Seville and an easy draw in the quarters followed by an English team in the semis could quite easily see them fluke their way to the final.

They're not getting past us.  Period.

["Bobber" Thanks :)]

The Mourinho condom head joke, I completely missed the reason why? Any chance someone could explain the origins of the joke?

[idontknow]

The Mourinho condom head joke, I completely missed the reason why? Any chance someone could explain the origins of the joke?

I don't understand it either, I just laugh so I look cool to the other lads.

[Mister Flip Flop]

The Mourinho condom head joke, I completely missed the reason why? Any chance someone could explain the origins of the joke?

Because he's a dickhead.

[4pool]

The Mourinho condom head joke, I completely missed the reason why? Any chance someone could explain the origins of the joke?

Self explainatory, innit...

[Something Worse]

I don't understand it either, I just laugh so I look cool to the other lads.

That's my entire time on this board in a nutshell

[harleydanger]

[lessthanmatt]

I don't understand it either, I just laugh so I look cool to the other lads.

It's a funny Photoshop picture! And condoms go on dicks of course. So it's saying Mourinho is a dick or dickhead or a penis or a massive wong or a little prick and so on

[Gods_Left_Boot]

Annoying win. Shitcoat is still a twat. We'll still finish above those.

[sinnermichael]

Martial is their best player. Would love him at Liverpool. Be hilarious if Sanchez took his place in the side.

[the_red_pill]

[idontknow]

It's a funny Photoshop picture! And condoms go on dicks of course. So it's saying Mourinho is a dick or dickhead or a penis or a massive wong or a little prick and so on

I really have no words, lessthanmatt.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Watching them with 11 players in their own half defending against Burnley like they are defending against Barcelona - for me that was very satisfying. Their fans deserve no better. Any team with a little bit of skills and balls will outplay them. They have zero chances in the CL when they will face quality sides. And this season there are many quality sides, and manutd aren't one of them.

[Something Worse]

They're hailing Woodward as a genius on Twitter for this Sanchez Henrik trade.

The other 19 clubs are all in agreement I'm sure.

[PaulF]

How the hell are they second?

[QR350]

I'm still convinced that Saddam Hussein lookalike is a cardboard cutout they just stuck in there

[jooneyisdagod]

How the hell are they second?

They haven't played the better teams for a second time yet.

[xhaxhi]

They're hailing Woodward as a genius on Twitter for this Sanchez Henrik trade.

The other 19 clubs are all in agreement I'm sure.

In term of the fee, i think Arsenal have done very well. In this market, I am sure Mikhitarian would cost more than 35 mil.

In two years time, united will buy him back for a world record fee!

[the_red_pill]

Headline in the Times:

"Manchester United 3 Stoke City 0: Paul Pogba masterclass brings swagger back"

 

[Cu Chulainn]

Headline in the Times:

"Manchester United 3 Stoke City 0: Paul Pogba masterclass brings swagger back"

 

Jesus. Such massive hype over this guy in the media. He played moderately well vs a shambolic Stoke.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

How the hell are they second?

We've drawn games we shouldn't have [Newcastle,Everton,West Brom]. Those 3 game alone, and we would have 6 points more.

[Skeeve]

I'm still convinced that Saddam Hussein lookalike is a cardboard cutout they just stuck in there

Either that or he has been photoshopped into that picture.

[harleydanger]

Can we get a condom photoshopped over his head please

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[tommy LFC]

Reports suggesting that Pogba wants his wages raised to match Sanzhez.

I read that Pogba is on 200,000 a week and wants parity with Sanchez's 400,000.

This is exactly the reason City pulled out of a deal.

Time to sit back and enjoy.

[El Lobo]

Reports suggesting that Pogba wants his wages raised to match Sanzhez.

I read that Pogba is on 200,000 a week and wants parity with Sanchez's 400,000.

This is exactly the reason City pulled out of a deal.

Time to sit back and enjoy.

De Gea you would imagine will be looking for close when his renewal happens.

[NealFrom25Yards]

Reports suggesting that Pogba wants his wages raised to match Sanzhez.

It'll definitely happen come contract renewal time - with all their big players, but that story's from Simon Mullock - who's basically Man City's unofficial press officer. He was the one on Sunday Supplement who said the only reason we got Van Dijk ahead of City was because we were paying him £300k a week and City wouldn't match it. He had daft stories about Sterling at the time too.

He's a dickhead. Think it's Roy off here who regularly gets into arguments with him on his social media. He doesn't even try to hide his City bias. Hates us too, for some reason.

[Tobelius]

De Gea should demand 600k/pw,he is by far their best player after all.