Author Topic: David Squires - Football cartoonist (Read 326426 times)

mallin9 · « **Reply #80 on:** October 12, 2017, 02:52:37 am »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/10/david-squires-on-england-football-2049

Iska · « **Reply #81 on:** October 31, 2017, 01:44:31 pm »

Excelling himself today with his Mourinhos, I gotta say.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #82 on:** October 31, 2017, 08:07:34 pm »

Quote from: Iska on October 31, 2017, 01:44:31 pm

Excelling himself today with his Mourinhos, I gotta say.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/31/david-squires-on-the-halloween-football-special-2017

He's brilliant.

The Everton special was good too.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/oct/25/david-squires-on-koeman-southall-and-a-wild-week-at-everton

Iska · « **Reply #83 on:** October 31, 2017, 08:19:33 pm »

Brain Potter · « **Reply #84 on:** October 31, 2017, 09:52:17 pm »

Mourinho looks like he is tea bagging there

Xabi Gerrard · « **Reply #85 on:** October 31, 2017, 10:50:20 pm »

Quote from: Iska on October 31, 2017, 08:19:33 pm

That'll make a great new meme for the Man Utd thread I think to go with the condomhead and dishevelled Hudd 2 ManU 1 pics!

Yiannis · « **Reply #86 on:** November 1, 2017, 09:14:49 am »

Sorry but I'm left behind on this. What did Mourinho say and we have that one above?

Lfsea · « **Reply #87 on:** November 1, 2017, 10:50:38 am »

Quote from: Yiannis on November 1, 2017, 09:14:49 am

Sorry but I'm left behind on this. What did Mourinho say and we have that one above?

The Mourinho panel is a general observation about the levels of bollocks he spouts, more than it is a reaction to something specific.

Ray K · « **Reply #88 on:** December 12, 2017, 10:56:16 am »

Squires on the derbies. The Duncan Castles reference is just amazing

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/dec/12/david-squires-on-the-manchester-and-merseyside-derbies

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #89 on:** December 12, 2017, 11:12:45 am »

Just saw that on Twitter, might even because you retweeted it! Some hilarious stuff in there, Lovren and Calvert-Lewin as The Snowman cracked me up too.

Ray K · « **Reply #90 on:** December 12, 2017, 11:17:08 am »

Quote from: sacred.....time of year on December 12, 2017, 11:12:45 am

Just saw that on Twitter, might even because you retweeted it! Some hilarious stuff in there, Lovren and Calvert-Lewin as The Snowman cracked me up too.

I always feel that the relationship between Duncan Castles and Mourinho is akin to Jez Maxwell's relationship to Alan Partridge. I bet Castle drinks from an aerialator too.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #91 on:** December 12, 2017, 11:29:16 am »

Quote from: Ray K on December 12, 2017, 11:17:08 am

I always feel that the relationship between Duncan Castles and Mourinho is akin to Jez Maxwell's relationship to Alan Partridge. I bet Castle drinks from an aerialator too.

Someone actually tweeted that the other day with accompanying pictures, but you're so right, Castles is an embarrassment

Redsnappa · « **Reply #92 on:** December 12, 2017, 12:33:17 pm »

I don't get the thing in the last panel with a trident through it behind Pep. Can someone explain?

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #93 on:** December 12, 2017, 01:14:23 pm »

Pep as bad guy in Despicable Me films with a dead minion speared by the trident.

Redsnappa · « **Reply #94 on:** December 12, 2017, 02:51:36 pm »

Quote from: ABZ Rover on December 12, 2017, 01:14:23 pm

Pep as bad guy in Despicable Me films with a dead minion speared by the trident.

Ah, never seen that film, cheers for that

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #95 on:** December 12, 2017, 02:55:26 pm »

Quote from: Redsnappa on December 12, 2017, 02:51:36 pm

Ah, never seen that film, cheers for that

Not exactly a cinematic masterpiece worth seeking out. I just spend way too much time on planes and will watch any old bollox!

Zee_26 · « **Reply #96 on:** December 12, 2017, 03:44:20 pm »

Quote from: ABZ Rover on December 12, 2017, 01:14:23 pm

Pep as bad guy in Despicable Me films with a dead minion speared by the trident.

It's also a follow up on the previous panel where Squires riffs on a scene from Anchorman.

Yiannis · « **Reply #97 on:** January 23, 2018, 01:35:54 pm »

Ahahaha

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jan/23/david-squires-on-ryan-giggs-phil-neville-and-the-class-of-92s-expanding-empire?CMP=share_btn_tw

sinnermichael · « **Reply #98 on:** January 23, 2018, 02:12:20 pm »

Quote from: Yiannis on January 23, 2018, 01:35:54 pm

Ahahaha

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jan/23/david-squires-on-ryan-giggs-phil-neville-and-the-class-of-92s-expanding-empire?CMP=share_btn_tw

The Mourinho/Partridge reference

Ray K · « **Reply #99 on:** January 23, 2018, 02:19:30 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on January 23, 2018, 02:12:20 pm

The Mourinho/Partridge reference

This one is full of them

mallin9 · « **Reply #100 on:** January 24, 2018, 02:14:42 am »

The man is a genius. This week's is fucking hilarious

elbow · « **Reply #101 on:** January 24, 2018, 03:06:58 am »

That Ryan Giggs interview doesn't seem that far fetched.

I like Phil Jones in the team meeting!

thegoodfella · « **Reply #102 on:** January 30, 2018, 04:35:41 pm »

The latest one is absolutely brilliant.

Wigwamdelbert · « **Reply #103 on:** February 1, 2018, 11:47:51 am »

Oh my word, this week's is just genius, Big Bird, too much!!

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jan/30/david-squires-on-the-countdown-to-transfer-deadline-day

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #104 on:** February 1, 2018, 12:06:45 pm »

Quote from: Wigwamdelbert on February 1, 2018, 11:47:51 am

Oh my word, this week's is just genius, Big Bird, too much!!

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jan/30/david-squires-on-the-countdown-to-transfer-deadline-day

Firmino in the Black Lodge

Yiannis · « **Reply #105 on:** February 6, 2018, 02:50:03 pm »

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/feb/06/david-squires-on-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse?CMP=share_btn_tw

Dim Glas · « **Reply #106 on:** February 6, 2018, 03:06:32 pm »

That Guardiola - Redknapp mutant hybrid is fantastic

afc tukrish · « **Reply #107 on:** February 6, 2018, 03:11:23 pm »

Quote from: Yiannis on February 6, 2018, 02:50:03 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/feb/06/david-squires-on-riyad-mahrez-and-his-leicester-city-impasse?CMP=share_btn_tw

Thought the "activate Conte mode" as David Brent was hilarious...

kavah · « **Reply #108 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:11:01 pm »

The harry Kane dive

Chakan · « **Reply #109 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:13:31 pm »

Quote from: kavah on February 6, 2018, 04:11:01 pm

The harry Kane dive

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Dim Glas · « **Reply #110 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:20:03 pm »

Quote from: Chakan on February 6, 2018, 04:13:31 pm

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Click the link in original post.

The Aerokane

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #111 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:26:32 pm »

Djozer · « **Reply #112 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:36:07 pm »

Con Air. Nice to see someone in the meedjah actually notice that English and wonderful Harry Kane is a naughty little cheat, crazy that you get better analysis from a cartoonist than a whole gaggle (not sure what the correct collective noun would be - a herd? A myopia? A stupidity?) of pundits. The rest seem to have gone with the line that Karius "took him out," which is about as far away from reality as you can possibly get. Well in, Squires.

Gods_Left_Boot · « **Reply #113 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:38:56 pm »

Today's strip is a cracker top to bottom. It's all in the little details like the tiny "false hope" message in the Auba/Micky panel. Phenomenal stuff.

Ray K · « **Reply #114 on:** February 6, 2018, 04:55:06 pm »

Quote from: Gods_Left_Boot on February 6, 2018, 04:38:56 pm

Today's strip is a cracker top to bottom. It's all in the little details like the tiny "false hope" message in the Auba/Micky panel. Phenomenal stuff.

Sean Dyche eating worms tickled me.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #115 on:** February 7, 2018, 07:05:43 pm »

Theo Walcott forgetting he was no longer an Arsenal player.

That is probably true.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #116 on:** February 8, 2018, 10:38:26 am »

Visit Walsall

Iska · « **Reply #117 on:** February 14, 2018, 01:27:18 pm »

What’s going on in the new one? I don’t get any of it

Xabi Gerrard · « **Reply #118 on:** February 14, 2018, 01:32:04 pm »

Quote from: Iska on February 14, 2018, 01:27:18 pm

What’s going on in the new one? I don’t get any of it

You need to watch the new Nike ad ('Nothing Beats a Londoner') first, it's pretty funny after you've seen it;

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/n0j_CX1S2es</a>

Great dig at Spurs diving for the second week in a row!

Iska · « **Reply #119 on:** February 14, 2018, 01:41:36 pm »

Haha, that’s superb. Things like that can make you not mind the place.