Oh. Never really given it much thought to be honest, but just assumed there was always an 'official' assistor attributed to every goal.
Sammy Lee's Sky Q subscription looking safe for the time being.
Get Rooney off ffs.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
FA chair Greg Clarke told guests in Royal Box before kick-off how impressed he's been with Southgate, who "commands the respect of everyone"
Are they actually criticising Sturridge and praising Lingard after that first half?!
This is like that Barca v Real 5-0 game.
There's a few caveats and different rules for it by the looks of things, nice little read for half time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assist_(football)
Jesse Lingard getting praise for "movement" which appears, to my eyes at least, to consist largely of running in a straight line. Odd how he gets picked out for individual praise.
With these two teams being the U8 lads they let have a kickabout on the pitch at half time?
Corporate section still getting their prawn sandwiches it seems. Loads of empty seats
It's genuinely ridiculous that Rooney is starting at CM.
How many free kicks is rooneh gonna waste?
Has Walcott actually done anything this game?
The Test is obviously right
Shut the fuck up and put some respek on Lucas name playboy
Fat Sam sorted it for him mate - he knows a bloke in the pub. A pint of wine and he'll sort you out