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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2014, 10:59:32 pm »
Spent many an hour running GOTO20 with swear words.

A screenful of c*nts is a wonderful thing. Great how computing has evolved beyond that.....plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2014, 11:09:26 pm »


And the misuc:

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2014, 11:14:27 pm »
me and my bro used to spend ages playing this dinosaur game, we have never been able to find it or remember what it was called. all i remember was you controlled a small dinosaur you could wonder around the world, obv shitty graphics and i think it was almost a birds-eye view like right above it. used to love it though.

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #43 on: February 22, 2014, 06:47:04 pm »
Boss threat this. Just searching for images and fuck me it was like I'd gone back in time. Bit emotional 

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #44 on: February 22, 2014, 06:53:06 pm »
My dad had one of these:



Took about 3hrs to load a footy manager sim for it to crash after half an hour of play time. :D

Me and my brother shared one of these:



The only games i can remember playing are Pitfall, River Raid, Keystone Kapers (and i only know the name of these because a pic popped up on google just now :D)


After that, my brother got a Sega Master System and i got a GameBoy.
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2014, 07:01:36 pm »
My dad had one of these:


Me and my brother shared one of these:



Are you older than your dad??  :o

Incidentally, just looking through the C16 stuff and I remember now what a shit choice of games there was, loads of C64 C16+4 games, C16? nah. Fucking always the way with me as a kid, wanted a Raleigh Choppper got a fucking Raleigh Budgie instead, wanted a C64, gets a C16
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2014, 07:19:42 pm »
Are you older than your dad??  :o

Hahaha not quite :D   the Atari was my dads, but we got given it when he got the Commodore.
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #47 on: February 23, 2014, 01:11:39 pm »
Are there any pirates here? Any juicy stories??? - Any daft inside jokes? - Did anyone own one of the replica eastern-bloc computers?

Does anyone recall the software protection. Does anyone remember the first time they opened their Spectrum?

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« Reply #48 on: February 23, 2014, 10:01:39 pm »
Used to copy games from original tape onto a blank tdk 45min tape using double cassette deck....then sell em.

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2014, 11:35:48 pm »
Started out with a zx80, sold that for £12 ffs (wish I'd kept it), then got a zx81 with Sinclair printer (still got it), how the hell did they ever fit chess into 1k ???, I remember 3d monster maze was incredible on the zx81, we were too skint to get a speccy tho.
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #50 on: February 26, 2014, 09:57:38 pm »
It's a bit off topic I know but when I saw Tron Legacy this end track made me think instantly of the Commodore 64  ;D

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #51 on: February 27, 2014, 07:50:11 am »
The very first game I remember playing



MS DOS FTW

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #52 on: February 27, 2014, 08:25:18 am »
Are there any pirates here? Any juicy stories??? - Any daft inside jokes? - Did anyone own one of the replica eastern-bloc computers?

Does anyone recall the software protection. Does anyone remember the first time they opened their Spectrum?

Me and my mates took down the college network by bringing in blobby discs with Quake 2 on them, had about 60+ people playing it at lunch and the servers went poof!

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #53 on: February 27, 2014, 09:29:13 am »
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #54 on: February 27, 2014, 05:05:45 pm »
had this weird little game for the c64 called 'lust potenz'. you had to waggle your joystick at a constant speed and a little pixelated bloke shagged his wife in different positions. found a pic of it on google images but it'll probably be deleted if i post it  ;D

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #55 on: February 27, 2014, 05:07:09 pm »
Ive just d/l 6000 roms for MAME. Some great titles in it :)
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #56 on: February 27, 2014, 05:10:31 pm »
Shit!!. I remember a football manger game for the Speccy but the graphics were nowhere near as sophisticated as the one on that picture.  They were basically stick men.

When you won the cup and big cup made up of back squares flashed on the screen.
 
I played that game for hours!!


HERE IT IS!!



I had that!

Loaded up on this bad boy.



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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #57 on: February 27, 2014, 05:12:53 pm »
I still have an old wood Atari in the loft.

I'd get it down and fire it up but my 6 year old boy would laugh at me. He's never played Missile Command, so inside I'm laughing at him.

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #58 on: February 28, 2014, 08:39:43 am »
bought one of these http://www.amazon.co.uk/Atari-Classics-Plug-Play-Games/dp/B0000994US/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1393576421&sr=8-3&keywords=atari+joystick about ten years ago but hardly played it. time to play it again I think.  :)

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2014, 10:48:15 am »
Remember my dad forking out a tenner for this game back in 1985.  I finished it in 3 days, he was pissed off! Graphics were really good at the time.




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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2014, 10:51:46 am »
Another joystick wrecker


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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2014, 11:17:01 am »
Another joystick wrecker



Excellent stuff. That and Hyper Sports were firm favourites. Preferred to use the keyboard though, these were younger, more innocent days for me, my joystick technique had yet to be perfected!

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #62 on: March 1, 2014, 12:06:23 pm »
I remember my eldest bro buying a C64, I loved it. I remember him also getting a weekly magazine called Input which taught you how to write basic programmes. I remember the one which turned your computer into a piano!

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #63 on: March 1, 2014, 12:30:37 pm »
Some great shouts in here. 

International Soccer was one we used to play for hours.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEeCPQFLeE

My brother was convinced that the computer could 'sense' when he was playing, thus making it more difficult for him....
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #64 on: March 1, 2014, 12:54:45 pm »
The very first game I remember playing



MS DOS FTW

Commander Keen! Love it, all of those games are boss. Keen 4 was my favourite. And you can still get most of them on steam.

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« Reply #65 on: March 1, 2014, 01:31:00 pm »


First played back in around '74 on a teletypewriter....one of these steam driven beasts...



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« Reply #66 on: March 1, 2014, 11:05:17 pm »
I still have my Game & Watch Donkey Kong somewhere...
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« Reply #67 on: March 1, 2014, 11:08:20 pm »
Remember my dad forking out a tenner for this game back in 1985.  I finished it in 3 days, he was pissed off! Graphics were really good at the time.





Great game. Sourcery was rock hard man. You must have been a joystick ninja to do it in that time.

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« Reply #68 on: March 1, 2014, 11:42:39 pm »


First played back in around '74 on a teletypewriter....one of these steam driven beasts...



I remember playing that

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« Reply #69 on: March 1, 2014, 11:59:45 pm »
I still have my Game & Watch Donkey Kong somewhere...

One of these bad boys? Still got mine too ;D Played it to death til I got my first Game Boy


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« Reply #70 on: March 2, 2014, 08:13:44 am »
One of these bad boys? Still got mine too ;D Played it to death til I got my first Game Boy


That's the one!  There's one called Squish too, just been looking on eBay, could make a few quid selling them!  Not that I would ever do that, even if my DK is battered to hell because I couldn't ever open the case so I used to bite the latch :P
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« Reply #71 on: March 2, 2014, 09:49:14 am »
One of these bad boys? Still got mine too ;D Played it to death til I got my first Game Boy



I had the brown one, version two I think. Loved it. My scores went higher and higher and the closer to 1,000 points I got the more excited I was to see what would happen. Finally the day came, I got into the nervous 990's...998...999...then back to fucking 0! Ridiculous. The end of a dream for me that was.

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #72 on: March 2, 2014, 04:32:58 pm »


My brother had this

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« Reply #73 on: March 2, 2014, 04:47:43 pm »


My brother had this

Those LCD games were fucking shite. I got that Shinobi (I think), as a kid, and even then I knew it was shit.
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #74 on: March 2, 2014, 06:45:27 pm »
Anyone remember how much Atari games were back in the day? (1980ish?)

And does anyone else remember the import games? Where you had to cut away the bezel for them to fit?
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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #75 on: March 2, 2014, 06:46:51 pm »



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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #76 on: March 2, 2014, 07:15:55 pm »
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« Reply #77 on: March 2, 2014, 07:24:07 pm »
Not as old as some of the stuff on here,  but I set up a Win98 VM on my Win 7 PC so that my daughter (now 15 :)) could have a bit of a nostalgic afternoon and play all her win95/98 Disney CD Roms.  Lion King,  Pocahontas,  Barbie of Swan lake,  she had a great day!!!  After she'd finished I fished out my old Atari game CD for Win 98.  Super Breakout,  Pong,  what a great day that was! :)
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« Reply #78 on: March 2, 2014, 07:37:50 pm »

LOVED that game as a kid ,bloody addictive it was as well.

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Re: Retro Computer shit!
« Reply #79 on: March 2, 2014, 07:44:00 pm »
Another joystick wrecker




Those LCD games were fucking shite. I got that Shinobi (I think), as a kid, and even then I knew it was shit.



Top flashbacks to these 3 as well ,especially the Yellow Pac man one posted by Ziltoid :)
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