Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513437 times)

missis sumner · « **Reply #1920 on:** April 14, 2018, 08:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Hymer Red on April 14, 2018, 07:25:23 pm

3 fucking goals for us today and none of them by Kane we are shite

Shite indeed.

Red_Potato · « **Reply #1921 on:** April 16, 2018, 12:14:38 pm »

Quote from: Hymer Red on April 14, 2018, 07:25:23 pm

3 fucking goals for us today and none of them by Kane we are shite

Well, not yet. I believe a petition is pending with the disputes panel...

xbugawugax · « **Reply #1922 on:** April 16, 2018, 03:40:24 pm »

top scorer taking corners. i see our manager taking lessons from hodgson.

copycat shite.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #1923 on:** April 24, 2018, 09:56:47 pm »

I’ve just seen a keeper we are heavily linked with concede five goals in one game.

Shite scouting.

missis sumner · « **Reply #1924 on:** April 24, 2018, 10:04:17 pm »

Still two games from glory.

Shite.

BobPaisley3 · « **Reply #1925 on:** April 24, 2018, 10:12:16 pm »

No one at the club can help fix a flag. Twats.

Iska · « **Reply #1926 on:** April 24, 2018, 10:31:24 pm »

Quote from: Peabee on April 13, 2018, 03:19:55 pm

5-0 on aggregate against Porto, but only 5-1 against City. That’s a downward trend. Shite.

a 5-2 now. Shite.

Dench57 · « **Reply #1927 on:** April 25, 2018, 01:02:02 am »

chelsea reject can't even score a hattrick, shite

merseymack · « **Reply #1928 on:** April 25, 2018, 01:08:38 am »

How he caught that ball with both hands, is beyond me !! Why didn't he use his chest 1!! the fucking shitty gobshite !

digger barnes 87 · « **Reply #1929 on:** April 25, 2018, 10:56:04 am »

Klopp has LOST 2 European ties in 26 gamas as Liverpool boss, utter shite record that, Fat Sam would better than that. Same old Liverpool, same old Shite!

jambutty · « **Reply #1930 on:** April 28, 2018, 02:51:29 pm »

2 draws against fodder in our last 2 Prem matches.

WTF?

Oh, I know, we're gonna win Big Ears so we don't mind finishing 5th as we'll be in as Defenders.

Oh, and the Arse will get in via Europa, so that'll be the 6 of us jolly old motherfuckers.

Liverpool are shite.

invader_gir · « **Reply #1931 on:** April 29, 2018, 07:06:09 am »

Quote from: jambutty on April 28, 2018, 02:51:29 pm

2 draws against fodder in our last 2 Prem matches.

WTF?

Oh, I know, we're gonna win Big Ears so we don't mind finishing 5th as we'll be in as Defenders.

Oh, and the Arse will get in via Europa, so that'll be the 6 of us jolly old motherfuckers.

Liverpool are shite.

If we finish 5th and win the UCL, chelsea finish 4th, and arsenal win the Europa, Chelsea will miss out on the UCL. A max of 5 teams are allowed.

farawayred · « **Reply #1932 on:** April 29, 2018, 05:32:12 pm »

We are shite! Getting a player that neither Barca nor Real want to re-sign for us on a 5-year contract... What's the financial sense in that?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #1933 on:** May 2, 2018, 08:34:09 pm »

Okay, but can Gini do it away in the league?

swoopy · « **Reply #1934 on:** May 2, 2018, 08:35:46 pm »

Shit own goal to concede. Shite.

missis sumner · « **Reply #1935 on:** May 2, 2018, 09:39:39 pm »

Shite!

We always win in Rome!?

Ycuzz · « **Reply #1936 on:** May 2, 2018, 09:43:59 pm »

Quote from: missis sumner on May 2, 2018, 09:39:39 pm

Shite!

We always win in Rome!?

Shush

Linudden · « **Reply #1937 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:09:54 pm »

Conceding six goals in the semis?

FLOPP OUT!!!

Is Alan Pardew available for the final? Couldn't beat him this season...

Red Beret · « **Reply #1938 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:12:01 pm »

No goals for Salah in two games. Get rid. Shite.

Linudden · « **Reply #1939 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:15:29 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on May 2, 2018, 10:12:01 pm

No goals for Salah in two games. Get rid. Shite.

Any chance of bringing Milan Jovanovic out of retirement for the final you think so we can bench Salah? I've heard he's good on the break, mind.

Mighty Zeus · « **Reply #1940 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:16:17 pm »

I don't really have substantive criticism to offer of Liverpool Football Club to offer other than this.

I've been a fan of this 'club' my whole life and WE ARE INCOMPREHENSIBLY SHITE.

Gazza-LFC · « **Reply #1941 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:16:45 pm »

Get to the final and it's in bloody Ukraine. Shite.

PaulF · « **Reply #1942 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:28:09 pm »

Less than ten mins per goal over two legs. Where's the entertainment?

farawayred · « **Reply #1943 on:** May 2, 2018, 10:32:16 pm »

Conceding one non-penalty penalty in every game in the semis, how do we think we will do in the final?!

PaulF · « **Reply #1944 on:** May 3, 2018, 08:57:29 am »

Winning by the odd goal in 13. Shite

Mighty Zeus · « **Reply #1945 on:** May 3, 2018, 09:00:26 am »

OK I've slept on it. I’m no Phase of Play so I’ll leave the analysis of that humiliation to the ‘experts’.

But a LOSS in Rome after so many memorable European victories in the Italian capital is clear proof that as a club we’re going backwards. Klopp should personally apologise to Dalglish and to all the members of the 1984 team for disgracing their legacy. This team is stagnating. Can’t even win in Rome now? Fucking shite

gamble · « **Reply #1946 on:** May 3, 2018, 09:15:50 am »

If Wimbledon were the crazy gang then we the Crazy Crazy Gang.

7-6 on aggregate, but never looked like going out. Bonkers.

jambutty · « **Reply #1947 on:** May 3, 2018, 09:27:08 am »

We go undefeated in the CL all season, then lose 4-2 to these plonkers.

Bloody sick of this shite!

Are there any seasies to Everton going?

PaulF · « **Reply #1948 on:** May 3, 2018, 01:02:36 pm »

Only 3 games left of the season and we have to win one of them to get CL next season shyte. Also factually inaccurate!

kcbworth · « **Reply #1949 on:** May 3, 2018, 01:09:54 pm »

One season back into Europe and we don't even drop out in the semis or before. Useless

Only Me · « **Reply #1950 on:** May 3, 2018, 01:33:39 pm »

Can't even hold on to an assistant manager - Allardyce has never made such a schoolboy error at Everton.

Shee-ite bloody foreigners - Klopp Out!!

Big Sam can be our saviour - FSG sort this before Kiev, its still not too late.

Hymer Red · « **Reply #1951 on:** May 3, 2018, 05:42:50 pm »

Quote from: jambutty on May 3, 2018, 09:27:08 am

We go undefeated in the CL all season, then lose 4-2 to these plonkers.

Bloody sick of this shite!

Are there any seasies to Everton going?

You're so contaminated with Red Shite they wont sell you one, even though they have got thousands and thousands left. I know, its shite

blacksun · « **Reply #1952 on:** May 3, 2018, 11:18:05 pm »

Two games without scoring POTY my arse, Salah's just a pace merchant who has been found out

DHKopper · « **Reply #1953 on:** May 5, 2018, 07:53:57 pm »

Quote from: gamble on May 5, 2018, 03:25:06 pm

Can't believe we have dropped 4 points to shite relegated sides and are in this mess.

How shit are we. Champions League final to come. What a mess, shite!!!.

CN23 · « **Reply #1954 on:** May 5, 2018, 08:11:13 pm »

2 Matches to go and still no CL secured for next Season... utter shite

CN23 · « **Reply #1955 on:** May 5, 2018, 08:12:40 pm »

Even Everton have scored today and we didn't... how shite must we be

spen71 · « **Reply #1956 on:** May 13, 2018, 10:45:12 pm »

Shite. That is all!

BabuYagu · « **Reply #1957 on:** May 13, 2018, 11:12:43 pm »

Every time we play Chris Hughton sides we put 5 past them. Not today though, because we are shite.

#regressing #timeforchange

Iska · « **Reply #1958 on:** May 13, 2018, 11:20:11 pm »

Needed a ten-goal swing today to make it interesting between us and Chelsea, but could only manage seven. Shite.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #1959 on:** May 13, 2018, 11:34:38 pm »

We won 4-0 and Real won 6-0.

Might as well not turn up to Kiev.