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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #360 on: October 31, 2017, 10:39:25 pm »
Thank fuck Halloween is over and I don’t have to watch this fkn Asda advert anymore

https://youtu.be/mBn9_ch7Qa0

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #361 on: October 31, 2017, 11:11:07 pm »
Thank fuck Halloween is over and I don’t have to watch this fkn Asda advert anymore

https://youtu.be/mBn9_ch7Qa0

How much have that lot spent on Halloween tat?

Reminds me of the Iceland Xmas ads were a family of four have a medieval feast with lobster Thermidor for starter.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #362 on: November 1, 2017, 02:21:21 pm »
Thank fuck Halloween is over and I don’t have to watch this fkn Asda advert anymore

https://youtu.be/mBn9_ch7Qa0

I thought that was great - best halloween advert.

Anything with James Corden and most annoying was the (insurance?) ad with the bald middle aged man in denim hotpants and high heels twerking. 
Fuck off with that shit.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #363 on: November 3, 2017, 08:10:14 pm »
Cillit Bang. Don't know which I hate the most the advert or Barry Scott, AKA  Neil Burgess. or both.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #364 on: November 3, 2017, 10:07:06 pm »
Just seen the Go Compare advert with two women in a kitchen, fucking hell atrocious cringeworthy advert.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #365 on: November 3, 2017, 10:08:51 pm »
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« Reply #366 on: November 4, 2017, 01:32:52 pm »
Cillit Bang. Don't know which I hate the most the advert or Barry Scott, AKA  Neil Burgess. or both.

Barry Scott is a trooper. He must have been doing the Cillitt Bang ads for twenty years. I've never seen him in anything else so fair play to the man he's managed to make a living out of bog cleaning ads.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #367 on: November 4, 2017, 03:59:26 pm »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #368 on: November 19, 2017, 09:56:01 pm »
This Sainsbury’s advert has to be this years most annoying advert hands down. If you could describe pure cheesyness this advert would fkn be it.

https://youtu.be/WU50dLLy7Cw

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« Reply #369 on: November 20, 2017, 10:42:25 am »
This Sainsbury’s advert has to be this years most annoying advert hands down. If you could describe pure cheesyness this advert would fkn be it.

https://youtu.be/WU50dLLy7Cw

Gotta admire Ricky Tomlinson, there is literally nothing he wont do for a few extra quid :)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #370 on: November 21, 2017, 07:42:56 pm »
My boilers on the blink, what can I do. I know I'll phone a loan shark.
Really is convincing isn't it. How do they come up with such tripe?
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« Reply #371 on: November 21, 2017, 10:09:51 pm »
Gotta admire Ricky Tomlinson, there is literally nothing he wont do for a few extra quid :)

Not having a pop at Ricky like as he's a good scouser and his charity work and positive views and backing of the Hillsborough campaign are well documented.

Yeah a nice few easy grand for about a 3 second appearance in a advert good luck to him.

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« Reply #372 on: November 21, 2017, 10:13:49 pm »
My boilers on the blink, what can I do. I know I'll phone a loan shark.
Really is convincing isn't it. How do they come up with such tripe?
 :no
If you change "Quick quick think." into "Shit shit stink." it makes it a lot better  ;)
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #373 on: December 3, 2017, 07:20:30 pm »
Anyone seen that door bell advert by a company called ring ? Guess what accent the the burglar has ?  ;D  :butt we will never shake off that stereotype will we

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« Reply #374 on: December 3, 2017, 08:57:26 pm »
Anyone seen that door bell advert by a company called ring ? Guess what accent the the burglar has ?  ;D  :butt we will never shake off that stereotype will we
Character called Grabby Grabby on a kids programme that keeps taking things that don't belong to him.



I'll give you one guess where he comes from.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #375 on: December 3, 2017, 09:54:12 pm »
iPhone X advert is annoying. More the song than the emojis.
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« Reply #376 on: December 3, 2017, 10:17:50 pm »
Character called Grabby Grabby on a kids programme that keeps taking things that don't belong to him.



I'll give you one guess where he comes from.

Didn’t know they taught kids stereotypes that early  :o

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« Reply #377 on: December 4, 2017, 06:08:28 am »
Stereotypes and bad spelling  :-[
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #378 on: December 19, 2017, 01:32:51 pm »
I know it's a good cause, but in the guide dogs advert where you get "pup dates" rather than updates, that annoys me for some reason.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #379 on: December 19, 2017, 04:36:31 pm »
Loads of crappy ads but I really do like the M&S Xmas food ads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeKUEA7SoHg

This effort by Co-Op on the other hand is really annoying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdwaKKcO0x0

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #380 on: December 19, 2017, 05:15:58 pm »
The John Lewis ad...with the fat Manc, self-aggrandising twat, Guy (Me and My band Elbow) Garvey
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #381 on: December 19, 2017, 05:26:24 pm »
All of them
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #382 on: December 19, 2017, 08:37:10 pm »
Is it Thompsons or Thomas Cook (TUi) ? ...
The bird with gap tooth singing 'Ain't Nobody'... (slowly,badly). then you get the odd 10 sec blip of so divvy in sandals doing the Ali shuffle poolside... irrational i know  ;D
any xmas ad doing a 'classic' song'.... Sloooooowly acoustic..  ::)
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Adverts you hate
« Reply #383 on: December 19, 2017, 09:49:07 pm »
Those Trivago adverts.

Forgot to mention the Postcode lottery advert too.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #384 on: December 19, 2017, 10:00:34 pm »
Is it Thompsons or Thomas Cook (TUi) ? ...
The bird with gap tooth singing 'Ain't Nobody'... (slowly,badly). then you get the odd 10 sec blip of so divvy in sandals doing the Ali shuffle poolside... irrational i know  ;D
any xmas ad doing a 'classic' song'.... Sloooooowly acoustic..  ::)

No you are absolutely right, its fucking nauseating, never fails to upset me when it comes on. Utterly awful ad that some smug advertising exec ponce has spawned.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #385 on: December 19, 2017, 10:17:33 pm »
The Sainsbury's Christmas advert is particularly shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU50dLLy7Cw

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #386 on: December 19, 2017, 10:45:50 pm »
Is it Thompsons or Thomas Cook (TUi) ? ...
The bird with gap tooth singing 'Ain't Nobody'... (slowly,badly). then you get the odd 10 sec blip of so divvy in sandals doing the Ali shuffle poolside... irrational i know  ;D
any xmas ad doing a 'classic' song'.... Sloooooowly acoustic..  ::)

Gap tooth can't dance either, just shuffles about a bit.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #387 on: December 21, 2017, 10:29:19 am »
The Sainsbury's Christmas advert is particularly shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU50dLLy7Cw

Good god I couldn’t complete that. It is seriously no wonder so many people feel lonely and depressed at this time of year with that sort of vomit-inducing nonsense being rammed down their throats. Just fuck off!!!!! :no
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« Reply #388 on: December 31, 2017, 05:31:30 pm »
The Adidas one with Messi and a group of what, hipsters? sitting around a table talking guff.

Of course Pogba had to be in it.

And the TUI ad's just been on with Ms Gap Tooth. The dancing crabs are OK though.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #389 on: December 31, 2017, 07:04:17 pm »
That Captain Morgan advert with Ferdinand in it....Captain, Captain etc
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« Reply #390 on: December 31, 2017, 09:59:02 pm »
That Captain Morgan advert with Ferdinand in it....Captain, Captain etc

They might just be huge Walt Whitman fans.
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« Reply #391 on: January 2, 2018, 11:52:55 am »
The latest Go Compare advert with the money eating monster and the woman who walks in a screeches like a banshee "it's eating all your maaaaney!".

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« Reply #392 on: January 3, 2018, 01:31:10 pm »
The Adidas one with Messi and a group of what, hipsters? sitting around a table talking guff.

Of course Pogba had to be in it.

And the TUI ad's just been on with Ms Gap Tooth. The dancing crabs are OK though.

Most cringeworthy piece of contrived shit I think I have ever seen. ‘We’re all creators, related by a mindset. That’s our job – to continue to try to enlighten while we inspire.' Fuck off!! Then beckham does a smug little smile then super gangster handshake with Pogba ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!  :butt :butt :butt :butt  Just too much shite for my little brain to take  ;D

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #393 on: January 3, 2018, 02:02:01 pm »
All gambling adverts.
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« Reply #394 on: January 3, 2018, 07:38:45 pm »
The Adidas one with Messi and a group of what, hipsters? sitting around a table talking guff.

Of course Pogba had to be in it.

:lmao just seen it. Probably the most pretentious ad I've ever seen. And that includes Brad Pitt talking nonsense in order to flog a perfume.
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« Reply #395 on: January 3, 2018, 08:25:26 pm »
:lmao just seen it. Probably the most pretentious ad I've ever seen. And that includes Brad Pitt talking nonsense in order to flog a perfume.
Does Brad Pitt only accept jobs if he's allowed to wear lots of eye make-up?
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« Reply #396 on: January 3, 2018, 09:43:38 pm »
Does Brad Pitt only accept jobs if he's allowed to wear lots of eye make-up?

Are you sure it's not Johnny Depp advertising Dior Sauvage?

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« Reply #397 on: January 3, 2018, 09:56:38 pm »
Are you sure it's not Johnny Depp advertising Dior Sauvage?

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Yeeah that's the one. :sad
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« Reply #398 on: January 20, 2018, 06:24:21 pm »
that fuckin thing with the two birds trapped in a lift... and a delivery of chicken Mcshitnuts saves the day....
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« Reply #399 on: January 20, 2018, 06:59:39 pm »
Bring back the shake n vac lady