Topic: 10 things you don't like

[loveisreal]

Firstly, it's Stieg not Steig and secondly, he died before the books were even published, let alone translated, so how you can dislike him is beyond me.

he's dead? i can still imagine some posthumous releases based on notes they find in his house called 'the man who touched a wasp', 'the girl with earwigs for eyes' or 'the boy who ate lightning for dinner'

don't care too much how you spell his name, his books look shit and have shit names and always seem to be read by people that don't read much, which is always how i choose which authors i hate.  tbf, the swedish titles of his books aren't as terrible.

[TropicalRed]

Just 10...will do my best to narrow it down.

People who tow caravans
Hippies
Greenies
People who can't take a joke (if I tell a gay joke that doesn't make me homophobic)
Political Correctness
Kids
Bob Marley
Man Utd
Stupid People
Jon Butler

[Megasuperb]

Hippies
Kids
Bob Marley

Wow. We'll never be getting along.

[Redwhiteandnotblue]

he's dead? i can still imagine some posthumous releases based on notes they find in his house called 'the man who touched a wasp', 'the girl with earwigs for eyes' or 'the boy who ate lightning for dinner'

don't care too much how you spell his name, his books look shit and have shit names and always seem to be read by people that don't read much, which is always how i choose which authors i hate.  tbf, the swedish titles of his books aren't as terrible.

Never judge a book by its cover

It's a pretty sad story; the woman he lived with for most of his life (but didn't marry) received none of the royalty proceeds of his posthumous publications. He was an anti-racism and anti-neo-nazi campaigner in Sweden.

[PeterJM]

1.Liars
2.Scallies
3.Rice Pudding
4.Mancs
5.Police
6.winter
7.Arrogance
8.Taxman
9.Deceitfulness
10.Most TV programmes

[mazlo123]

1. Dirk Kuyt threads
2. Lucas threads.
3. Carragher threads.
4. Alonso/Barry debate.
5. The posters who got the funny photo thread locked.
6. Hilarious "GAWK" posts.
7. Sad WUM'S from redcafe.
8. Football in general really, so hard to enjoy a game.
9. The media.
10. Chocolate/Orange combos, ie Terrys Chocolate Orange, "Its not Terrys, its mine" Terry can keep it, the sick bastard.

[Effes]

6 People who get in a left/right turn only filter and leave their indicator on

Christ - chill yer beans lady

[Mouth]

1. Memory loss
2. The human race
3. Sunlight
4. Me myself and I
5. My family
6. Tories
7. Liberal democrats
8. Pomegranates
9. Bankers
10. Hills

[Cruiser]

1. Tories
2. Immigrants
3. Stuck up bitches
4. Man Utd
5. Tuna
6. Chelsea
7. Snobby gits
8. Police
9. Anarchists
10. School kids

[tubby]

You're first name wouldn't happen to be Mario would it?

I'm afraid not.  I don't even own a pair of dungarees.

[Mouth]

The gradual proliferation year-on-year of idiots and flags (and idiots with flags) at Glastonbury festival.

They will be taking them to football matches next, bastards!

[Gerrard_8_]

1. Cancer.
2. Homophobia.
3. Liars.
4. Fake tan.
5. Golf.
6. Underwear.
7. Manchester United.
8. People Who Type Like This, oR tHiS, or lyk dis.
9. Girls who don't shave, or only shave their legs when the sun is out.
10. People who have a facebook page for their baby and/or pet.

Obviously the scum, but thats a given on here I hope. 

[Lord Roger Hunt]

1.  Sprouts
2.  Flies
3.  Having any part of my body chopped off accidently
4.  Hills - when on bike (the up part only though)
5.  Being in air plane crash (rail ok though)
6.  Swimming in a pool with a hungry shark
7.  Can't stand snakes in the bed.
8.  Finding someone else's hair in spagetti
9.  People who spray spit when they speak
10. That's it totally, can't think of anything else.....

[UntouchableLuis]

1) Getting up before 11 AM
2) Liver
3) Ray Wilkins
4) Ignorance
5) Losing on Fifa
6) Peter Kay
7) Manual labour
Orange flavoured anything
9) Days that are so boring and meaningless you're on your 4th wank by the afternoon
10) The months June-August

[1021]

1. The Sun.
2. Anyone who voted Liberal Democrat off the back of watching Nick Clegg on the leaders debate.
3. People who leave their tea bags in the sink.
4. Hazel Blears.
5. The fact that people in my street are organising a Royal Wedding Party, and monarchists in general.
6. Those people who start supporting England or liking football when the world cup swings around.
7. Kay Burley.
8. Any Liverpool fan who doesn't love Rafa.
9. Hot weather.
10. The word "chuffed".

[Moldyman]

6.Non cyclists who think we should not be on the road.

I'm fine when its only one mate, but can you explain to me why some fuckers go 3 or 4 abreast across the lane. Clearly they must know they are pissing everybody else off?

anyways...
1. Manchester Utd
2. Religion
3. Math
4. Music on the radio
5. Insensitivity
6. Shite Comedians
7. Mr. Ferguson/Rooney
8. Racists
9. Torres
10. Sectarianism

[KERRYKOP]

9. Girls who don't shave, or only shave their legs when the sun is out..

I know what you mean, nothing worse than running your foot up a lass's leg in the dead of winter only to be met with a torrent of stubble that would be more at home on my chin.

[Terry de Niro]

SKY sports Generation
Clueless nob ends
Wind up merchants
I want it all now, yesterday
Bell whiffs
Attention seekers
Glory hunters
Player FC instead of Liverpool FC
King Kenny doubters
Knee jerkers


 

 

[soft lad]

1) tele sales
2) shop assistants who ask if they can help me but then refuse to lend me 50 quid!
3) shades of grey
4) growing old
5) tories
6) liars and cheats
7) people who can only see their point of view
having to pay to go for a piss at picadilly train station
9) people asking if your all right after you've just trapped your fingers, banged your head etc,
10) not being able to do lists properly.
 
   

[soft lad]

11) having a smilie with sunglasses instead of 8

[gray19lfc]

1) Manchester United
2) Shit drivers
3) Cricket
4) Pretty boys/slags
5) Religion
6) The S*n
7) Chelsea
8 ) Rain
9) When things don't work properly
10) Arrogant people

[Zanchent]

1. People who can't make decisions for themselves
2. People who blame others for their problems
3. People who self-pity
4. People with no courage
5. People who are ignorant and don't respect/understand other peoples views/ways of life
6. People who are out of touch with the real world
7. People who stare
8. People who are incapable of dressing properly and washing on a daily basis
9. People who are incapable of looking at you and speaking in a normal tone
10. People who know they're wrong in an arguement yet still persist

I think I'm almost too perfect at times.

[INABITSKI]

11. Those guys hanging about in toilets offering aftershaves and annoying you. Would you like to wipe my arse after I go for a shit?
12. Politicians.
13. Cold Callers. I was polite when I said no thanks, take a hint.
14. Booking fees.
15. Losing network on your phone - When you need it most.
16. When people end up single then hassle you to go out all the time - Should have tried some time away from your ex, your relationship may have lasted longer.
17. Finding a nice item of clothing you like, but sold out in your size.
18. Taxes.
19. Forgetting you had that chocolate bar in your pocket, then realise it's just melted into a ball.
20. Stinky fella at work.

[Rob K]

Tories
Nick Clegg
Tabloid newspapers
Fans who want their rivals to do well in Europe because it's good for the league.
Xenophobia
Manchester Utd
PONTIs
Drivers who don't know what indicators are for
Reality TV
Lettuce

[TheMissionary]

1.  Intollerance  (religious, racist, class, intellect, etc etc)
2.  Bad manners
3.  Yernited
4.  The S*n
5.  Reality television
6.  Politicians (of any flavour)
7.  Hip hop
8.  Mushrooms
9.  Bigotry
10.  Waste (food, resources, energy, water, money)

[KERRYKOP]

7.  Hip hop

Is that based on Blondie's experience with the genre?

[Gerrard_8_]

I know what you mean, nothing worse than running your foot up a lass's leg in the dead of winter only to be met with a torrent of stubble that would be more at home on my chin.

Exactly (minus the stubble on my chin...). When I first met my ex she never used to bother in winter. "But I wear jeans, nobody can see them!" Yes, but I can fucking feel them irritating my legs in bed you ape. Soon put a stop to that  I don't understand it, especially from women in relationships. No consideration for the person who has to touch them.

[Broken Accidental Stars]

1. The post-1993/2003 "fan" generation
2. The S*n
3. Manchester (except The Smiths)
4. People who grovel to Mr Alex Ferguson and can't say his name without mentioning "Sir"
5. Getting out of bed
6. Politicians
7. Pretentious art/philosophy/literature students
8. Bigotry against Liverpool/scousers
9. Racists
10. Chinese people
11. People who take everything at face value due to their 2 second attention span, jump to conclusions, and resort to mock outrage to verify their own self-worth.

[electricghost]

Hate crimes
Rap music
People leaving my gate open
the hairy-handed halfwit
Drunk people causing embarrasment abroad
Football pundits
Posting of football formations ( especially Phantom formations using players we have not got )
Algebra
People who dont like conspiracy theories
Cold callers who pretend they care how you are

[Gojedo]

1. People who can list 10 character flaws in a person, on a list comprising of their top 10 dislikes.
2. Would rather not waste any more time in this thread.

[You'll Never Walk Alone]

In no particular order:

People who eat loudly.
Manchester United.
Gary Neville.
American whiny voiced 'punk' bands.
Ignorant people.
Two-faced people.
Whoppers with foam hands/Wanker Hats.
The company I work for.
Spongers.
Gary Neville.

[ClaireW]

1.  Bigots
2.  Bad Manners
3.  Fame Hungry/WAG/Wannabee Culture
4.  People talking with food in their mouth/chewing gum loudly
5.  Middle lane hoggers
6.  Tories (and by default the Lib Dems now)
7.  Katie Price (and her ilk)
8.  Wet veg - aubergines/courgettes
9.  Snobs
10. The TV being on too loud

[Cochise]

Wayne Rooney
Man Utd
People who hate other people for being different
Cucumbers
The S*n
Fat c*nt MacKenzie
Nonces
People who don't say please or thankyou
One born every minute.
Stuck up middleclass people, horrible c*nts.

[Rainy]

1. Uncontrolled kids in pubs
2. Shitty immune system
3. Living with the parents
4. The Conservative Party
5. UK's lager offering
6. Blokes in skinny jeans
7. Tabloids/Daily Mail etc
8. Sudoku
9. Being in debt
10. Hangovers

[keano7]

In no particular order...

1. Losing 16 consecutive best out of 9 games on Fifa to untouchableluis (even though deep down I know I'm the better player!)
2. Cheese.
3. Pizza and all the hype surrounding it.
4. Stubbing your toe on the stairs.
5. Google SketchUp
6. Hearing about people spending all their student loans in such a short period of time yet they still seem to be as good of as you are even if you saved up a bit.
7. Equestrian
8. Musical doorbells
9. Sambucca
10. Still knowing United are somehow going to win when they're even 2-0 down!

[rafasredangel]

1. Mornings
2. Football ticket prices
3. Soap Operas
4. People who play their shite music full blast on the bus/train - buy some fucking earphones!
5. Curry
6. Spending ages on a job application and then hearing nothing back at all.
7. Lazy work colleagues.
8. Tories, especially working class people stupid enough to vote for them.
9. Manchester United
10. Being in Debt

[Surprise me.]

1) Winter
2) Man united
3) Ferguson 
4) Barcardi - Makes me want to be sick, prefer Smirnoff
5) Liverpool fans and United fans who bad mouth Rafa - Especially when its united fans, Instantly hate them for life. Also my one united mate who thinks Reina is shit. Wanker. Weirdly he knows more about football then most.
6) Migraines
7) The Scum
8 ) Tories and now the Lib Dems because of Nicks failed promises.
9) The majority of football fans, spouting whatever they hear off sky and just in general when something big happens in the sport you just know the sort of things they are going to say, however pointless and wrong. I guess it is the Sky generation but also those that just think they know everything about the sport but they clearly don't and since its a whole group of people i tend to let them get on with it and not correct them. One example is me mentioning Bale isn't all that great and isn't consistent in front of a few mates and they just went crazy telling me i know nothing about football etc etc. Bloody hell i've gone off on one. Drives me insane though.
10) Arrogant idiotic twats.

[Dan_YNWA]

1. Racism
2. Illness
3. Man United
4. Anglophobia
5. Islamophobia
6. People who actually believe what they read in the papers.
7. Conservative, Liberal Democrats, and Labour. All 3 major parties of this country suck. I'm a Socialist and would vote RESPECT if they had candidates in my town.
8. Chelsea
9. Stuck up people
10. Royal Family

[Dan_YNWA]

Tories, especially working class people stupid enough to vote for them.

That annoys me a lot when working class people vote for them.

[Dermot]

1. Crap drivers
2. Crap roads
3. People who don't look after the body odor
4. Jagermeister
5. Alex fucking ferguson
6. Arsene Wengers coat
7. Wind
8. Petrol prices
9. Dog shit on the street.
10. Salad