Author Topic: Stevo7's Gävle Goat Watch, ft. 2023's Bird Watcher, Barneys Daughter  (Read 257337 times)

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2000 on: November 28, 2017, 04:41:36 pm »
*Annual mental reminder to go to Gavle next year"

In fairness, direct flights next week to Arlanda are only around 100quid and direct train from there to gavle in 1 and bit hours.

Hmmm.
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2001 on: November 29, 2017, 12:13:36 pm »
Erection begins tomorrow
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2002 on: November 29, 2017, 11:25:42 pm »
Erection begins tomorrow

And the goat?
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2003 on: November 30, 2017, 04:35:34 am »
*Annual mental reminder to go to Gavle next year"

In fairness, direct flights next week to Arlanda are only around 100quid and direct train from there to gavle in 1 and bit hours.

Hmmm.
There's also a petrol station just down the road from the train station incase anyone was bored come 28th of december

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2005 on: November 30, 2017, 11:02:37 am »

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2006 on: November 30, 2017, 12:48:03 pm »
Looks ready for a christmas day burning that.
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2007 on: November 30, 2017, 05:38:18 pm »
One of my favourite erections of the year.
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2008 on: November 30, 2017, 06:13:37 pm »
One of my favourite erections of the year.

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2010 on: December 1, 2017, 09:39:00 am »
He's looking good.

Shame that won't last long...

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2011 on: December 1, 2017, 04:16:56 pm »
Its allliiiiveeee and im in play

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2012 on: December 1, 2017, 04:18:10 pm »
Its allliiiiveeee and im in gävle
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2013 on: December 1, 2017, 07:24:37 pm »
Security doing a grand job tonight
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2014 on: December 1, 2017, 10:14:15 pm »
Looking strong!

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2015 on: December 2, 2017, 12:15:51 am »
00:15 December 2nd.

How long has it been standing now, is it 24 hours yet?

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2016 on: December 3, 2017, 01:39:09 pm »
The crowds are gathering.

The Goat burns before the 3rd DJPHAL

Anyone seen DJ?
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2018 on: December 3, 2017, 03:25:23 pm »
Erection begins tomorrow

Are you saying there will be a cock up?
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2019 on: December 4, 2017, 12:40:37 am »
The Goat burns before the 3rd DJPHAL
03. John C

04. TheShanklyGates
05. Ray K
06. El Lobo
07. Rich87
08. Stevie a
09. CraigDS
10. SMS1986
11. Welshred
12. Gnurglan
13. Buck Pete
14. RedMarko
15. Bryanod
16. Chakan
17. Barneylfc
18. Peabee
19. Lfseasontobejolly
20. electricghost
21. Black and white Paul
22. Titi Camara
23. Smithy
24. adruk87
25. Elzar
26. SAMIE
27. Ycuzz
28. Daniel Cabbaggio
29. King Brian Blessed
30. Flashman
31. Lady Brandybuck

The Goat Lives (without attack) - Party Phil
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - McrRed
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24/7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Gerry Attrick
The Goat comes to life and seeks revenge on the townsfolk - mikey_LFC

Shanklygates is up. But shit out of luck. Security out in force tonight. At least 3 of them.
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2020 on: December 4, 2017, 01:14:31 am »
*not sure wtf is going on in here so backs up slo..w.l..y

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2021 on: December 4, 2017, 08:27:03 am »
He’ll be around for a few days yet.

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2022 on: December 4, 2017, 11:18:03 am »
Today's the day folks :D
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2023 on: December 4, 2017, 11:47:36 am »

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2024 on: December 4, 2017, 03:02:54 pm »
Well it certainly ain't Boxing Day.  :D

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2025 on: December 4, 2017, 03:14:47 pm »
The aliens are coming! The aliens are coooomiiiiiiing!

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2026 on: December 4, 2017, 03:56:31 pm »
Just got back, spent 3 days in a Swedish prison, Security is tight!!!

Anyway, if you haven't seen the official erection there is a video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmnHR6_A2V0&feature=youtu.be


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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2027 on: December 5, 2017, 10:37:43 am »
Ray K....... In play

The Goat burns before the 3rd DJPHAL
03. John C
04. TheShanklyGates
05. Ray K
06. El Lobo
07. Rich87
08. Stevie a
09. CraigDS
10. SMS1986
11. Welshred
12. Gnurglan
13. Buck Pete
14. RedMarko
15. Bryanod
16. Chakan
17. Barneylfc
18. Peabee
19. Lfseasontobejolly
20. electricghost
21. Black and white Paul
22. Titi Camara
23. Smithy
24. adruk87
25. Elzar
26. SAMIE
27. Ycuzz
28. Daniel Cabbaggio
29. King Brian Blessed
30. Flashman
31. Lady Brandybuck

The Goat Lives (without attack) - Party Phil
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - McrRed
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24/7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Gerry Attrick
The Goat comes to life and seeks revenge on the townsfolk - mikey_LFC

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2028 on: December 5, 2017, 11:28:49 am »
6 days until Gavin BURNS!

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2029 on: December 5, 2017, 11:29:55 am »
6 days until Gavin BURNS!

Maths isn't your strong point mate, it's actually 4.

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2030 on: December 5, 2017, 11:47:35 am »
Fools, the lot of you!  ::)


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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2031 on: December 5, 2017, 12:55:17 pm »
this thread has lost all its values, we originally set out to protect gavin, now everyone wants him dead

I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2032 on: December 5, 2017, 12:56:23 pm »
this thread has lost all its values, we originally set out to protect gavin, now everyone wants him dead

I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though

My wish for him to die only lasts for 24 hours. His safety is currently my primary focus.

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2033 on: December 5, 2017, 01:01:07 pm »
I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though
Hence your CT, sire! I don't want him dead, I believe he can propagate a brand new form of life in a galaxy far, far away thanks to the intervention of a straw goat/alien hybrid programme......

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2034 on: December 5, 2017, 01:15:58 pm »
Hence your CT, sire! I don't want him dead, I believe he can propagate a brand new form of life in a galaxy far, far away thanks to the intervention of a straw goat/alien hybrid programme......

 ;D ah yes I forgot about my title!

as for the Alien abduction, I could see it happening one day

we could have had an ISIS option?

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2035 on: December 5, 2017, 01:23:08 pm »
this thread has lost all its values, we originally set out to protect gavin, now everyone wants him dead

I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though

Party Phil begs to differ :P

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2036 on: December 5, 2017, 07:54:20 pm »
this thread has lost all its values, we originally set out to protect gavin, now everyone wants him dead

I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though
Not since December 3rd anyway!
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2037 on: December 5, 2017, 10:24:16 pm »
this thread has lost all its values, we originally set out to protect gavin, now everyone wants him dead

I have to admit, I wanted him to die once, not now though

Everyone wants him to burn one day. All other days he sacred. Either he ends his long life on the 12th, or he may live forever.

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2038 on: December 6, 2017, 09:56:30 am »
Not since December 3rd anyway!

Exactly!!

El Lobo....... In play

The Goat burns before the 3rd DJPHAL
03. John C
04. TheShanklyGates
05. Ray K
06. El Lobo
07. Rich87
08. Stevie a
09. CraigDS
10. SMS1986
11. Welshred
12. Gnurglan
13. Buck Pete
14. RedMarko
15. Bryanod
16. Chakan
17. Barneylfc
18. Peabee
19. Lfseasontobejolly
20. electricghost
21. Black and white Paul
22. Titi Camara
23. Smithy
24. adruk87
25. Elzar
26. SAMIE
27. Ycuzz
28. Daniel Cabbaggio
29. King Brian Blessed
30. Flashman
31. Lady Brandybuck

The Goat Lives (without attack) - Party Phil
The Goat survives attack with minor burns - McrRed
The Goat is destroyed be means other than fire or stolen/abducted by aliens - 24/7
The Goat survives an attack that doesn't include fire - Gerry Attrick
The Goat comes to life and seeks revenge on the townsfolk - mikey_LFC

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Re: Gävle Goat Watch, featuring goat arsonist RedMarko and the violent Sms1986
« Reply #2039 on: December 6, 2017, 11:22:00 am »
Without death, there cannot be rebirth

He has died many many times to be fair