Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Tesco tearaway]

Cross Aunts?
Only coz they didn't get asked by Sir Ryan to join in the fun 

[nuts100]

Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

I feel you pain, however Russians are worse. Apologies for the generalisation.

Few years ago we went to turkey and stayed in an all inclusive Hilton resort, booked via points
Every breakfast they were there picking out all the most ripe water melon slices, all the best Danish pastries etc etc. Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest. You ignorant bastards, take what you are going to eat and go back for more. Not fucking take everything and decamp to your table and leave it all you fucking peasants

Rant over, apologies

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest.

This goes for food wastage as a whole. It really does my head in. A few morsels of food is ok. But a full fucking fish or an untouched chicken breast and enough rice/noodles with gravy to suffice another hungry person? Goes beyond me. If you, as a 50 year old, cant decipher how much you can have for a buffet, then buffet isn't something that you should be looking at. You are better off choosing off the a la carte. Ok this might be a big thing that probably annoys me to the core.

A small thing that annoys me is people who, for breakfast, cram up 6 pieces of toast/bun, 3 cups of muesli, 2 cups of juice, 3 cups of coffee, 2 cups of joghurt and then take, like, a kilo fruits while on the way out, and still find ways to complain about the quality of the food.

A smaller thing that really pisses me off is people who have buttered toast/buns with jam and ketchup. That's right. Jam AND Ketchup. In the same fucking sandwich. Wankers.

[ggcc14]

waking up with a hangover after 2 beers.. f**ks that about 

[Frank Becton]

When a contestant on The Chase says to her colleague "you can definitely do the higher amount" , how do you know?
Especially when that colleague thinks Emmerdale is a chuffin comedy sitcom!

[El Lobo]

I'm getting irritable Frauline.

I'd probably put some bonjella on that mate before it gets worse.

[Titi Camara]

Emmerdale is a chuffin comedy sitcom!

So you're saying i's not?

[Crosby Nick]

I'd probably put some bonjella on that mate before it gets worse.

Tried it. Just been ejected from the hot. Thanks a bunch.

[Caffeine]

I feel you pain, however Russians are worse. Apologies for the generalisation.

Few years ago we went to turkey and stayed in an all inclusive Hilton resort, booked via points
Every breakfast they were there picking out all the most ripe water melon slices, all the best Danish pastries etc etc. Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest. You ignorant bastards, take what you are going to eat and go back for more. Not fucking take everything and decamp to your table and leave it all you fucking peasants

Rant over, apologies

In my experience, it is the Russian female's responsbility to get the watermelon and ensure it is in the middle of the table as part of the starter.

[Frank Becton]

So you're saying i's not?

 

[Purple Red]

People who stand in the doorways of busy shops chatting. Get out of my fucking way.

[kopite17]

When your cutting yer hedge and a fuck off spider decides to jump right at you

suppose this one should be in 'the big things in life that really annoy you' if that exists

[Chakan]

When your cutting yer hedge and a fuck off spider decides to jump right at you

suppose this one should be in 'the big things in life that really annoy you' if that exists

Burn your garden down, you can only hope it spreads to the house and kills it's offspring hiding in the attic.

[RJ320]

When your cutting yer hedge and a fuck off spider decides to jump right at you

suppose this one should be in 'the big things in life that really annoy you' if that exists

You have a spider that jumps? Can only echo what Chakan said, burn the whole property down and move out.

[Statto Red]

Those that board buses & trains whilst passengers are still getting off buses & trains.

[Billy The Kid]

Those that board buses & trains whilst passengers are still getting off buses & trains.

Same c*nts who usually don't have the common decency to give up their seats to elders 

[Barneylfc∗]

The way a few clubs are revealing signings. The latest being Hart at West Ham. Fuck off

[So… Howard Philips]

The way a few clubs are revealing signings. The latest being Hart at West Ham. Fuck off

Has that twat's son been at it again?

[Barneylfc∗]

Has that twat's son been at it again?

https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/887341226357268480

[Brian Blessed]

This goes for food wastage as a whole. It really does my head in. A few morsels of food is ok. But a full fucking fish or an untouched chicken breast and enough rice/noodles with gravy to suffice another hungry person? Goes beyond me. If you, as a 50 year old, cant decipher how much you can have for a buffet, then buffet isn't something that you should be looking at. You are better off choosing off the a la carte. Ok this might be a big thing that probably annoys me to the core.

A small thing that annoys me is people who, for breakfast, cram up 6 pieces of toast/bun, 3 cups of muesli, 2 cups of juice, 3 cups of coffee, 2 cups of joghurt and then take, like, a kilo fruits while on the way out, and still find ways to complain about the quality of the food.

A smaller thing that really pisses me off is people who have buttered toast/buns with jam and ketchup. That's right. Jam AND Ketchup. In the same fucking sandwich. Wankers.

You might want to avoid eating breakfast out for your own sake, ChaCha!

[nick_8589]

And then wait until they see you put something in your fuggin mouth and ask you a daft arse question,like 'whats yours like'?

Well if you let me enjoy my fuggin meal instead of gabbing to me id tell you,you stupid Twad.and anyway,why dont you order the same if your so Fuggin interested you noisy cow.and why dont you close your big fuggin mouth when you eat ? you sound like one of those tree/woodchipper machines

Fugg this im going home.ive got a headache & ive lost my fuggin appetite

I have a friend who on top of all the eating sounds has a bad habit of humming whilst he eats, and chattering his jaw when he slurped his drinks, it's like eating next to a full orchestra of annoyance.

[AndyInVA]

hearing about celebs that pass away

just found out Colin Vearncombe from Black "Its a Wonderful Wonderful Life" circa 1987

died from being in a car accident

I still remember him as an incredibly youthful guy from the late 80s

[mc_red22]

When you accidentally leave something somewhere and when you go back to get it you find that it's no longer there and it's not been handed in. It makes it even worse when it's something that's not worth taking.

[Andy Hunter]

Same c*nts who usually don't have the common decency to give up their seats to elders

As well as this trend lately of not giving up seats to the elderly as they 'took us out the EU'.

I'm a remainer but i would never take it that far.

[So… Howard Philips]

https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/887341226357268480

What's with the Brexit rants?

[rob1966]

What's with the Brexit rants?

Because they are a bunch of right wing racist little Englanders

[Rysoph76]

Same c*nts who usually don't have the common decency to give up their seats to elders

I always give my seat up but does my head in when you don't even get a thank you. Was on the tube last week and a clearly pregnant woman got on to a packed train with a baby on board badge. I caught her eye and smiled and said she could sit down. She never smiled back, gave no acknowledgement whatsoever but took the seat 

[ChaChaMooMoo]

I always give my seat up but does my head in when you don't even get a thank you. Was on the tube last week and a clearly pregnant woman got on to a packed train with a baby on board badge. I caught her eye and smiled and said she could sit down. She never smiled back, gave no acknowledgement whatsoever but took the seat 

Happened thrice to me. All the times in Frankfurt main train station.
Maybe its a "place" thing. You know, one city always a higher percent of dicks than the other? Like Liverpool and Manchester?

[redgriffin73]

https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/887341226357268480

God, that one's not even particularly cringey like some of them, it's just fucking shit.

[So… Howard Philips]

Because they are a bunch of right wing racist little Englanders

I get that but they are signing an English player but do they think Shrewsbury is in Slovenia?

Probably.

[SlowRap]

People who piss on the toilet seats in work

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

People who piss on the toilet seats in work

If you will work in Tory party headquarters...

[Titi Camara]

So the holy trinity or annoyances are....

• Other people's driving.
• Other people's eating habits.
• Other people's toilet etiquette.

Maybe we should just avoid all other people?

[So… Howard Philips]

So the holy trinity or annoyances are....

• Other people's driving.
• Other people's eating habits.
• Other people's toilet etiquette.

Maybe we should just avoid all other people?

Can we add other peoples cats to that list?

Some idle bastard chucks their cat out of a night, it then slinks across our garden and shits in the same spot in the flowerbed, virtually every night.

Not only is the shite itself particularly odious it attracts a weird variety of shiny, metallic green flies.

[stewil007]

Can we add other peoples cats to that list?

Some idle bastard chucks their cat out of a night, it then slinks across our garden and shits in the same spot in the flowerbed, virtually every night.

Not only is the shite itself particularly odious it attracts a weird variety of shiny, metallic green flies.

I hear this one, we have 2 houses across the road and our next door neighbour has cats....one of them across the road has about 6 of the fuckers.  and yep they shit on my garden.

I've spoken to them about it, I've bought 3 bags of cat litter and left it on their door step, I've got to the point of shovelling it up and giving it back to them.

And that's another thing.....cat shit stinks worse than anything....especially when you've gone over it with your lawnmower.

And a final thing, cats, can't stand them

I'm moving soon

[redgriffin73]

So the holy trinity or annoyances are....

• Other people's driving.
• Other people's eating habits.
• Other people's toilet etiquette.

Maybe we should just avoid all other people?

Sounds good to me.

[RJ320]

I have a cat, always wondered where it shits as I never see anything in my garden. Now I know the answer.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

So the holy trinity or annoyances are....

• Other people's driving.
• Other people's eating habits.
• Other people's toilet etiquette.

Maybe we should just avoid all other people?

Erm, you missed one.

Dumb fucks riding pushbikes on roads where they clearly don't belong   

[sms1986]

Can we add other peoples cats to that list?

Some idle bastard chucks their cat out of a night, it then slinks across our garden and shits in the same spot in the flowerbed, virtually every night.

Not only is the shite itself particularly odious it attracts a weird variety of shiny, metallic green flies.

Probably green bottle flies, they love shit.

Must be season ticket holders at Goodison, then, I guess!

[RJ320]

The phrase "shut it down."

"It was mad, (insert celebrity name) rolled up in the club last night and shut it down it was crazy."

Did he cash up the tills, clean the bar, lock the doors and close the shutters? Then what the fuck does shut it down mean?? Speak English you fucking immature animals