Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Purple Red]

Haha, spot on mate.
What makes it worse is they'll be people having serious, in-depth conversations about it......'How does she juggle being a mother and a busy career......' Fuck off.

Also a pet hate of mine is what these ludicrous celebrities call their kids. I believe Beyoncé called one of her son 'Sir'. What preposterous attention seeking nonsense.

[afc tukrish]

I'm sure the monkeys will be fuming at their loss of earnings. Imagine how many bananas they could have bought. Their economy desperately needs this cash injection

They could have retired early, instead of having repeatedly to attempt to type out the works of Shakespeare...

[Sir Harvest Fields]

The new Toblerone setup. Twats.

[paulrazor]

They could have retired early, instead of having repeatedly to attempt to type out the works of Shakespeare...

it was the best of times, it was blurst of times??

You stupid monkey!

[Buck Pete]

Also a pet hate of mine is what these ludicrous celebrities call their kids. I believe Beyoncé called one of her son 'Sir'. What preposterous attention seeking nonsense.

Bob Geldof started it the scruffy prick.

[Nessy76]

it was the best of times, it was blurst of times??

You stupid monkey!

Yes stupid monkey, that's Dickens!

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Yes stupid monkey, that's Dickens!

[Nitramdorf]

The constant touching of hands in the doubles at Wimbledon. Drives me insane. It's nearly as bad as making the poor ball boys and girls bring a sweaty towel to the self important pricks every point.

[Statto Red]

The constant bombardment of h&S & security messages over the tannoys at rail stations & on trains, Lime Street Station is a nightmare with these announcements on a constant loop even worse that they have h&s announcement when going down the escalator to the low level platform at Lime Street, that i feel like shouting fuck off when ever they come on, most passengers ignore these announcements & miss the important ones like train departing from a different platform or delayed.

[redbyrdz]

The constant bombardment of h&S & security messages over the tannoys at rail stations & on trains, Lime Street Station is a nightmare with these announcements on a constant loop even worse that they have h&s announcement when going down the escalator to the low level platform at Lime Street, that i feel like shouting fuck off when ever they come on, most passengers ignore these announcements & miss the important ones like train departing from a different platform or delayed.

The best one is from the 'hologram' console at Central: "Please allow plenty of time for your journey to avoid rushing". Er no. I'm just going to work, I have better things to do with my time than spend extra time in a railway station.

[CraigDS]

Tooth ache.

Got an impacted wisdom tooth which I had hoped would stop when it hit another tooth, but appears it has decided to carry on attempting to push on through and I now have the worst pain I have ever felt 

[paulrazor]

Yes stupid monkey, that's Dickens!

Simpsons

Smithers who is this nincompoop

[Caffeine]

Tooth ache.

Got an impacted wisdom tooth which I had hoped would stop when it hit another tooth, but appears it has decided to carry on attempting to push on through and I now have the worst pain I have ever felt 

Fucking kills doesn't it. I just had a coronectomy on my wisdom tooth (crown taken off) and now I look like I'm hiding a golf ball in my cheek. Can't wait for work tomorrow.

[fiveways]

Personal number plates

Might as well get a sticker across your boot saying... 'Im a prick'

Appologies if you have one... 🤓

[rob1966]

Personal number plates

Might as well get a sticker across your boot saying... 'Im a prick'

Appologies if you have one... 🤓

Most aren't even personal, they are just fudges of numbers. The dopes who buy them just try to convinced themselves that a 3 is really an E or a 4 is really an H or an A or an I. There's a few I see J33 NNY, V4 CKY KI55 ELL, they're not personal plates at all.

[Frank Becton]

Personal number plates

Might as well get a sticker across your boot saying... 'Im a prick'

Appologies if you have one... 🤓

Never understood the appeal of them myself.

[TepidT2O]

Never understood the appeal of them myself.

Sometimes they stop the age of a car being an issue .... 

I can see it then...

But I saw one a couple years ago saying CFC BOSS, what kind of idiot would drive that?

[liversaint]

Good one is BO55 THA, parked on Hartington Rd off Smithdown Rd

[Tesco tearaway]

Personal number plates

Might as well get a sticker across your boot saying... 'Im a prick'

Appologies if you have one... 🤓

ivk ovv... I think they're cool 

[Statto Red]

Sometimes they stop the age of a car being an issue .... 

I can see it then...

But I saw one a couple years ago saying CFC BOSS, what kind of idiot would drive that?

Antonio Conte.

[paulrazor]

Tooth ache.

Got an impacted wisdom tooth which I had hoped would stop when it hit another tooth, but appears it has decided to carry on attempting to push on through and I now have the worst pain I have ever felt 

had it real bad one night. was like id been kicked full force in my jaw

was dreading a big dental bill so i googled

someone said to rinse your mouth with warm salty water (obviously dont swallow it)

and also hold the cup of warm water against the side of your face thats sore.

it sorted it right out.

[Buck Pete]

This 'So grown up' thing on facebook is seriously getting out of hand. Its fucking ludicrous.

EVERY picture posted of a kid no matter how old or small is met by one of their daft friends (usually a woman) commenting with the 'so grown up'

I swear these women are in auto-pilot.

The latest one on my feed is a kid of no more than 2 sat in a swing with a dummy in her mouth.  In which world is that kid grown up?  Yes, she's bigger than when she was born or 1 year ago but 'grown up'?

Yes, it is only a small thing but it still annoys me. Hence the thread.

[RJ320]

Stupid nicknames. Just seen the MSN website refer to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as BoJo.

[Crosby Nick]

Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

[Titi Camara]

Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!

[Medellin]

Stupid nicknames. Just seen the MSN website refer to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as BoJo.

Would be quite cool if his surname was Zohnson.

[paulrazor]

Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!

this is a good shout

when it flashes up a driver in clearly in 7th and he goes on that they are in 6th

sometimes stuff is on the screen and he gets it wrong still

[IgorBobbins]

Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!

I don't have a problem with him.

What I could do without is the 'matey banter' that fills the pre-race and post-race coverage.  Mark Webber calling everyone 'mate', Coulthard & Button hugging everyone at every opportunity, all jokey and matey and bantery.....URGHH.  It's like a group of school kids.  Is it too much to ask to have a sense of professionalism and produce some serious analysis without needing to pander to the Clarkson & Hammond-loving Top Gear audience types? When did this f*cking banter presentation style become a thing? 

And breathe.....haha.  Maybe I'm just an old boring sod 

[kavah]

Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side     



 

[Buck Pete]

Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

No such issue with the sun beds unfortunately

*Stereotyping apologies given on request*

[Titi Camara]

This is a good shout, when it flashes up a driver in clearly in 7th and he goes on that they are in 6th, sometimes stuff is on the screen and he gets it wrong still!

It really boils my piss! I find myself alone in the front room, pointing and shouting at the screen..."look ya daft sod, your own bloody graphics are telling the world you're a fucking idiot but you keep fucking doing it!"

I know it's a complex sport with a lot going on but he gets paid for the bloody privilege!

[paulrazor]

It really boils my piss! I find myself alone in the front room, pointing and shouting at the screen..."look ya daft sod, your own bloody graphics are telling the world you're a fucking idiot but you keep fucking doing it!"

I know it's a complex sport with a lot going on but he gets paid for the bloody privilege!

Murray Walker was a bit like that too sometimes, though usually minus a graphic

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side     

 

worst with those machines is having to put the toast through two or three times

[moondog]

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side     



 

Especially when the toaster needs two goes to brown the bread.

[moondog]

Murray Walker was a bit like that too sometimes, though usually minus a graphic
 worst with those machines is having to put the toast through two or three times

Note to self.

Must finish thread or next message at least, before commenting

[Crosby Nick]

Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).

[CraigDS]

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side     

Nearly posted this the other day.

Also the wankers who put one piece in then stand right in front of it as it slowly goes through so no one else can put a piece in after theirs. Just fuck off out of the way.

[redk84]

the random issue that my wife will have with me......

....that escalates at light speed to all out war

[Ray K]

Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).

Is this like Max Rushden's Trevor Nelson microwave story he tells every time he's subbing for James Richardson on Guardian Football Weekly?

(Max borrowed his neighbour Trevor Nelson's microwave one Christmas is the extent of that story).

[Tesco tearaway]

Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).

Let me guess...
You stayed in a hotel once, and when you came down for breakfast Ryan Giggs was shagging his brothers wife on the toaster 

[kavah]

...he once showed my Dad how to use one of those fancy 'conveyor belt' toasters in a Portuguese hotel. ...

I'll bet young Ryan would be happy to break the no croissants rule - the fiend!