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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12160 on: July 16, 2017, 03:16:11 PM »
Tooth ache.

Got an impacted wisdom tooth which I had hoped would stop when it hit another tooth, but appears it has decided to carry on attempting to push on through and I now have the worst pain I have ever felt  :no

Fucking kills doesn't it. I just had a coronectomy on my wisdom tooth (crown taken off) and now I look like I'm hiding a golf ball in my cheek. Can't wait for work tomorrow.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12161 on: July 16, 2017, 03:33:58 PM »
Personal number plates

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12162 on: July 16, 2017, 04:21:02 PM »
Personal number plates

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Most aren't even personal, they are just fudges of numbers. The dopes who buy them just try to convinced themselves that a 3 is really an E or a 4 is really an H or an A or an I. There's a few I see J33 NNY, V4 CKY KI55 ELL, they're not personal plates at all.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12163 on: July 16, 2017, 05:32:49 PM »
Personal number plates

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Never understood the appeal of them myself.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12164 on: July 16, 2017, 05:35:12 PM »
Never understood the appeal of them myself.
Sometimes they stop the age of a car being an issue .... 

I can see it then...

But I saw one a couple years ago saying CFC BOSS, what kind of idiot would drive that?
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12165 on: July 16, 2017, 11:02:59 PM »
Good one is BO55 THA, parked on Hartington Rd off Smithdown Rd
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12166 on: July 17, 2017, 12:20:04 AM »
Personal number plates

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12167 on: July 17, 2017, 06:42:13 AM »
Sometimes they stop the age of a car being an issue .... 

I can see it then...

But I saw one a couple years ago saying CFC BOSS, what kind of idiot would drive that?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12168 on: July 17, 2017, 09:11:07 AM »
Tooth ache.

Got an impacted wisdom tooth which I had hoped would stop when it hit another tooth, but appears it has decided to carry on attempting to push on through and I now have the worst pain I have ever felt  :no
had it real bad one night. was like id been kicked full force in my jaw

was dreading a big dental bill so i googled

someone said to rinse your mouth with warm salty water (obviously dont swallow it)

and also hold the cup of warm water against the side of your face thats sore.

it sorted it right out.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12169 on: July 17, 2017, 11:46:36 AM »
This 'So grown up' thing on facebook is seriously getting out of hand. Its fucking ludicrous.

EVERY picture posted of a kid no matter how old or small is met by one of their daft friends (usually a woman) commenting with the 'so grown up'

I swear these women are in auto-pilot.

The latest one on my feed is a kid of no more than 2 sat in a swing with a dummy in her mouth.  In which world is that kid grown up?  Yes, she's bigger than when she was born or 1 year ago but 'grown up'?

Yes, it is only a small thing but it still annoys me. Hence the thread.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12170 on: July 17, 2017, 12:19:16 PM »
Stupid nicknames. Just seen the MSN website refer to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as BoJo.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12171 on: July 17, 2017, 12:21:57 PM »
Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12172 on: July 17, 2017, 12:27:06 PM »
Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12173 on: July 17, 2017, 12:30:35 PM »
Stupid nicknames. Just seen the MSN website refer to Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson as BoJo.

Would be quite cool if his surname was Zohnson.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12174 on: July 17, 2017, 01:39:06 PM »
Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!
this is a good shout

when it flashes up a driver in clearly in 7th and he goes on that they are in 6th

sometimes stuff is on the screen and he gets it wrong still
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12175 on: July 17, 2017, 01:52:19 PM »
Ben Edwards and his shite commentary on the F1. Stop getting things wrong you massive fucking chophead!
I don't have a problem with him.

What I could do without is the 'matey banter' that fills the pre-race and post-race coverage.  Mark Webber calling everyone 'mate', Coulthard & Button hugging everyone at every opportunity, all jokey and matey and bantery.....URGHH.  It's like a group of school kids.  Is it too much to ask to have a sense of professionalism and produce some serious analysis without needing to pander to the Clarkson & Hammond-loving Top Gear audience types? When did this f*cking banter presentation style become a thing?  :no

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12176 on: July 17, 2017, 01:52:59 PM »
Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side  :no   



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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12177 on: July 17, 2017, 01:55:17 PM »
Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

No such issue with the sun beds unfortunately

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12178 on: July 17, 2017, 02:04:33 PM »
This is a good shout, when it flashes up a driver in clearly in 7th and he goes on that they are in 6th, sometimes stuff is on the screen and he gets it wrong still!
It really boils my piss! I find myself alone in the front room, pointing and shouting at the screen..."look ya daft sod, your own bloody graphics are telling the world you're a fucking idiot but you keep fucking doing it!"

I know it's a complex sport with a lot going on but he gets paid for the bloody privilege!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12179 on: July 17, 2017, 03:45:46 PM »
It really boils my piss! I find myself alone in the front room, pointing and shouting at the screen..."look ya daft sod, your own bloody graphics are telling the world you're a fucking idiot but you keep fucking doing it!"

I know it's a complex sport with a lot going on but he gets paid for the bloody privilege!
Murray Walker was a bit like that too sometimes, though usually minus a graphic

hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side  :no   

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worst with those machines is having to put the toast through two or three times
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12180 on: July 17, 2017, 04:12:51 PM »
hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side  :no   



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Especially when the toaster needs two goes to brown the bread.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12181 on: July 17, 2017, 04:14:42 PM »
Murray Walker was a bit like that too sometimes, though usually minus a graphic
 worst with those machines is having to put the toast through two or three times



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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12182 on: July 17, 2017, 04:16:09 PM »
Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12183 on: July 17, 2017, 04:19:52 PM »
hotel breakfast buffets - I've had my toast robbed from the automatic machine once or twice, I'm not even going to start on folks going the wrong way or from the wrong side  :no   

Nearly posted this the other day.

Also the wankers who put one piece in then stand right in front of it as it slowly goes through so no one else can put a piece in after theirs. Just fuck off out of the way.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12184 on: July 17, 2017, 04:32:54 PM »
the random issue that my wife will have with me......

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12185 on: July 17, 2017, 04:43:13 PM »
Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).

Is this like Max Rushden's Trevor Nelson microwave story he tells every time he's subbing for James Richardson on Guardian Football Weekly?

(Max borrowed his neighbour Trevor Nelson's microwave one Christmas is the extent of that story).
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12186 on: July 17, 2017, 09:15:45 PM »
Have I ever told you my Ryan Giggs hotel toaster anecdote.

(Yes I have, lots of times).
Let me guess...
You stayed in a hotel once, and when you came down for breakfast Ryan Giggs was shagging his brothers wife on the toaster  :D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12187 on: July 17, 2017, 10:26:47 PM »
...he once showed my Dad how to use one of those fancy 'conveyor belt' toasters in a Portuguese hotel. ...

I'll bet young Ryan would be happy to break the no croissants rule - the fiend! 


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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12188 on: July 17, 2017, 10:45:48 PM »
Cross Aunts?
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12189 on: July 18, 2017, 01:35:38 AM »
Incompetent German holidaymakers and their inability to use the tong things to grab the slices of melon at the hotel breakfast. I don't care if you are about 8, you're holding me up and I'm getting irritable Frauline.

I feel you pain, however Russians are worse. Apologies for the generalisation.

Few years ago we went to turkey and stayed in an all inclusive Hilton resort, booked via points
Every breakfast they were there picking out all the most ripe water melon slices, all the best Danish pastries etc etc. Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest. You ignorant bastards, take what you are going to eat and go back for more. Not fucking take everything and decamp to your table and leave it all you fucking peasants

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12190 on: July 18, 2017, 08:15:05 AM »
Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest.

This goes for food wastage as a whole. It really does my head in. A few morsels of food is ok. But a full fucking fish or an untouched chicken breast and enough rice/noodles with gravy to suffice another hungry person? Goes beyond me. If you, as a 50 year old, cant decipher how much you can have for a buffet, then buffet isn't something that you should be looking at. You are better off choosing off the a la carte. Ok this might be a big thing that probably annoys me to the core.

A small thing that annoys me is people who, for breakfast, cram up 6 pieces of toast/bun, 3 cups of muesli, 2 cups of juice, 3 cups of coffee, 2 cups of joghurt and then take, like, a kilo fruits while on the way out, and still find ways to complain about the quality of the food.

A smaller thing that really pisses me off is people who have buttered toast/buns with jam and ketchup. That's right. Jam AND Ketchup. In the same fucking sandwich. Wankers.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12191 on: July 18, 2017, 10:15:51 AM »
waking up with a hangover after 2 beers.. f**ks that about  :no
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12192 on: July 18, 2017, 10:40:08 AM »
When a contestant on The Chase says to her colleague "you can definitely do the higher amount" , how do you know?
Especially when that colleague thinks Emmerdale is a chuffin comedy sitcom!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12193 on: July 18, 2017, 10:49:44 AM »
I'm getting irritable Frauline.

I'd probably put some bonjella on that mate before it gets worse.
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« Reply #12194 on: July 18, 2017, 11:16:58 AM »
Emmerdale is a chuffin comedy sitcom!
So you're saying i's not?

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12195 on: July 18, 2017, 12:34:08 PM »
I'd probably put some bonjella on that mate before it gets worse.

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« Reply #12196 on: July 18, 2017, 12:49:06 PM »
I feel you pain, however Russians are worse. Apologies for the generalisation.

Few years ago we went to turkey and stayed in an all inclusive Hilton resort, booked via points
Every breakfast they were there picking out all the most ripe water melon slices, all the best Danish pastries etc etc. Pile a fucking plate 4 feet high. Then would eat about 3 fucking pieces and leave the rest. You ignorant bastards, take what you are going to eat and go back for more. Not fucking take everything and decamp to your table and leave it all you fucking peasants

Rant over, apologies

In my experience, it is the Russian female's responsbility to get the watermelon and ensure it is in the middle of the table as part of the starter.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12197 on: July 18, 2017, 02:00:45 PM »
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12198 on: July 18, 2017, 02:06:14 PM »
People who stand in the doorways of busy shops chatting. Get out of my fucking way.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #12199 on: July 18, 2017, 02:23:39 PM »
When your cutting yer hedge and a fuck off spider decides to jump right at you

suppose this one should be in 'the big things in life that really annoy you' if that exists