Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[SlowRap]

Adults who still believe that reality TV shows aren't scripted. That love island shite especially.

The grand tour (top gear) being another one, not sure if in the beginning it wasn't as scripted or I was just too young to realise but now it's almost unwatchable for me, only really watch it out of habit. The scripting is so so bad.

[J_Kopite]

When your out and get mistaken for a coke/tablet dealer 

Happened to me in The Sandon once

[jackh]

It's that time of year when the office and our departmental building begin to empty for the summer.

One colleague has made reference to "it's like..." or "it'll be like the Marie Celeste" twice already today 

(Reminds me of this article, posted a year or two back: https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/xd7wad/heres-everything-thats-going-to-happen-on-your-first-shitty-office-job)

[Crosby Nick]

Asda "Minty" Dental Chews for dogs. Smells like it's come out of my arse after 12 pints and a doner kebab.

I'm not surprised he prefers licking his own dick.

[RJ320]

Standing outside Lloyds last year before the United game. A guy came over and asked me for a light. The conversation went like this

"Have you got a light mate"
"Sure"
"Any spare tickets for the game tonight"
"Sorry mate, only got my own"
"Have you got any gear"

Not really the normal way a conversation pans out with a stranger

Sounds like an undercover cop

[Trada]

Mine right now is when you watch a trailer for a film on Youtube and they give you a 10 second teaser trailer for the trailer you are trying to watch.

Whats that all about.

And seems to be happening more and more for some reason.

[Trada]

When your out and get mistaken for a coke/tablet dealer 

That happened to me in Liverpool when I went outside a pub for a cig.

Some bloke game up to me and said "Someone told me you are the man with the gear have you got some coke".

And another time what sounded like a Russian asked me if I wanted a girl for the night.

Pointing at some girls stood on the other side of the road.

[So… Howard Philips]

Mine right now is when you watch a trailer for a film on Youtube and they give you a 10 second teaser trailer for the trailer you are trying to watch.

Whats that all about.

And seems to be happening more and more for some reason.

A trailer for a trailer?

The world is going to hell in a handcart.

[Buck Pete]

Standing outside Lloyds last year before the United game. A guy came over and asked me for a light. The conversation went like this

"Have you got a light mate"
"Sure"
"Any spare tickets for the game tonight"
"Sorry mate, only got my own"
"Have you got any gear"

Not really the normal way a conversation pans out with a stranger

Fucking hell what was the next question after you blanked him on the ching.

"Got any Weapons Grade Uranium?"

[The Bournemouth Red]

Fucking hell what was the next question after you blanked him on the ching.

"Got any Weapons Grade Uranium?"

"Do you know the best place to dispose of dead bodies?"

[Crosby Nick]

Fucking hell what was the next question after you blanked him on the ching.

"Got any Weapons Grade Uranium?"

"Want to come to The Grafton?"

[RJ320]

Michael Phelps and the fact that he thinks he can outswim a great white shark. Glad to see him lose for once.

[rob1966]

Michael Phelps and the fact that he thinks he can outswim a great white shark. Glad to see him lose for once.

Did it bite him?

[RJ320]

Did it bite him?

Wasn't even a one-on-one, they just had them both do 100m (I think) and compared the times. Plus it was in the sea so the shark would just have eaten him anyway.

[AndyMuller]

Adverts but more specifically any Go Compare advert or Money Supermarkey advert.

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[Nick110581]

People in general on British trains - talking on mobiles loudly, playing music on phones without headphones, headphones that leak noise, people that do make up or their fucking nails (nail varnish smells) and the people that decide to eat stinking food on them.

[So… Howard Philips]

People in general on British trains - talking on mobiles loudly, playing music on phones without headphones, headphones that leak noise, people that do make up or their fucking nails (nail varnish smells) and the people that decide to eat stinking food on them.

Oh for the days when the only noise on a train was the rustle of a gentleman turning the page of a broadsheet Times.

[kennedy81]

Having to dig through a mountain of Etna frozen pizzas at the Aldi to find a Romagna, only to be disappointed again.

[mc_red22]

People in general on British trains - talking on mobiles loudly, playing music on phones without headphones, headphones that leak noise, people that do make up or their fucking nails (nail varnish smells) and the people that decide to eat stinking food on them.

Talking about people speaking loudly on phones...

I walked past a woman in Manchester yesterday who had both of her earphones in and was talking ridiculously loud. It sounded like a very personal conversation too yet she let the whole of Manchester know about it.

One thing that used to do my head in is when I would get the train to and from uni. Most of the time I'd end up sat next to some 'business man' who wanted to get his entire life's work out on the table along with his laptop and pretend he's doing something constructive when all they were doing was trying to somehow show off.

[Elmo!]

Michael Phelps and the fact that he thinks he can outswim a great white shark. Glad to see him lose for once.

He didn't even have the balls to race a real shark.

[paulrazor]

He didn't even have the balls to race a real shark.

TV start humanizing fish, first there was that shark thing.....flipper

[ShrewKop]

Michael Phelps and the fact that he thinks he can outswim a great white shark. Glad to see him lose for once.

At least Gareth got his answer

[Roady]

Talking about people speaking loudly on phones...

I walked past a woman in Manchester yesterday who had both of her earphones in and was talking ridiculously loud. It sounded like a very personal conversation too yet she let the whole of Manchester know about it.

One thing that used to do my head in is when I would get the train to and from uni. Most of the time I'd end up sat next to some 'business man' who wanted to get his entire life's work out on the table along with his laptop and pretend he's doing something constructive when all they were doing was trying to somehow show off.

Never been a fan of people working on trains. To me it's a look how busy / important I am kind of thing...all I can think is 'what an unorganised fuck, your time management is shite if you have to do your office work, on a train!'

[Learpholl]

Adverts but more specifically any Go Compare advert or Money Supermarkey advert.

And now you've advertised them even further so, for them, it works.

The worse the ad the more people will say "Oh I hate XXXXXXXX's ad". If someone asked you to give a name of a price comparison site it's likely that one of the ones you mentioned would be in your first 3.

[Red Viper]

Not being able to draw a close bracket as well as an open bracket.

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Not being able to draw a close bracket as well as an open bracket.

Turn the paper around and draw the open bracket once again.

[Frank Becton]

People who throw their fast food waste into the road, I assume from a car window.

[Red Viper]

Turn the paper around and draw the open bracket once again.

Genius!

But maybe life is too short for all those extra seconds it would take to turn the paper around every time.

[SP]

Never been a fan of people working on trains. To me it's a look how busy / important I am kind of thing...all I can think is 'what an unorganised fuck, your time management is shite if you have to do your office work, on a train!'

If you are spending 3 hours a day on the train, using it to work makes your life a whole lot easier. It is efficient use of your time. I'd rather work on the train and be home a couple of hours earlier.

[Billy The Kid]

People who throw their fast food waste into the road, I assume from a car window.

Or people who think nothing about dropping their cigarette butts out of their car window

[Frank Becton]

Or people who think nothing about dropping their cigarette butts out of their car window

Yep that too.

[rob1966]

And now you've advertised them even further so, for them, it works.

The worse the ad the more people will say "Oh I hate XXXXXXXX's ad". If someone asked you to give a name of a price comparison site it's likely that one of the ones you mentioned would be in your first 3.

I've noticed that, the ads that annoy me the most are also the ones that I remember the names of the company. However, I've stopped listening to the radio at work due to the annoyances that are these ads, so in a way, they can be counterproductive to the company selling the ad space. I switched from Planet Rock as the adverts did my head in to Absolute Classic Rock, theirs are worse, so just stream from Amazon music instead.

[SlowRap]

People who moan about being fined £80 for dropping their cigarette, I reckon it should be tied to your earnings like the new speeding fine.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Love.

[ChaChaMooMoo]

But maybe life is too short for all those extra seconds it would take to turn the paper around every time.

[B0151?]

The autoplay videos on websites that make sites unusable

[tubby]

Wasn't paying enough attention and just pissed on my belt.

[Phil M]

Wasn't paying enough attention and just pissed on my belt.

Simultaneously posting on Rawk and urinating don't go hand in hand mate.

[RJ320]

Having carpal tunnel syndrome. Wish I could just write a few sentences without my hand turning stiff as a rock.

[redgriffin73]

People that crash their computer mouse on their desk like it will make it work quicker.