Author Topic: Ask the next person a question (Read 547690 times)

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #10040 on:** June 5, 2015, 07:20:24 pm »

Two, they caught me for speeding and I'll do it again.

How often do you clean your bathroom, a proper scrub down.

Henry Kissinger · « **Reply #10041 on:** June 6, 2015, 04:35:19 pm »

Quote from: KerryKop on June 5, 2015, 07:20:24 pm

Two, they caught me for speeding and I'll do it again.

How often do you clean your bathroom, a proper scrub down.

I tend to give the bathroom a proper scrub down just before I move out. Nothing worse than leaving a clump of pubes in the shower grid for the next tenant/buyer.

What's a typical Christmas dinner for you?

lfcshaunod · « **Reply #10042 on:** June 6, 2015, 06:05:50 pm »

Quote from: Henry Kissinger on June 6, 2015, 04:35:19 pm

I tend to give the bathroom a proper scrub down just before I move out. Nothing worse than leaving a clump of pubes in the shower grid for the next tenant/buyer.

What's a typical Christmas dinner for you?

Carrots, turnips, mash, roasties, turkey, ham, pigs in blankets, gravy. Vienetta for afters. And a shit load of booze.

Where are you?

lfcgeez · « **Reply #10043 on:** June 7, 2015, 08:29:37 am »

In the kitchen

Whats the largest/highest thing you've ever jumped off ?

Fitzy. · « **Reply #10044 on:** June 7, 2015, 08:46:54 am »

Quote from: lfcgeez on June 7, 2015, 08:29:37 am

In the kitchen

Whats the largest/highest thing you've ever jumped off ?

A plane at 12,000ft

Take on Souness in a fist fight or allow Riise to strike a ball at you from 8 yards?

zero zero · « **Reply #10045 on:** June 7, 2015, 09:07:30 am »

Quote from: Fitzy. on June 7, 2015, 08:46:54 am

A plane at 12,000ft

Take on Souness in a fist fight or allow Riise to strike a ball at you from 8 yards?

Riise. If he uses his right foot. Souness would destroy me.

It's a beautiful sunny day. Am I/you going to squander it?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #10046 on:** June 7, 2015, 10:01:22 am »

Quote from: zero zero on June 7, 2015, 09:07:30 am

Riise. If he uses his right foot. Souness would destroy me.

It's a beautiful sunny day. Am I/you going to squander it?

Nope, off to the park with my daughter once she finishes her toast.

What's your greatest sporting achievement?

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #10047 on:** June 7, 2015, 10:59:59 am »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on June 7, 2015, 10:01:22 am

Nope, off to the park with my daughter once she finishes her toast.

What's your greatest sporting achievement?

School under 12 tennis champion

Favourite lolly ice?

zero zero · « **Reply #10048 on:** June 7, 2015, 11:06:52 am »

Quote from: Vivabobbygraham on June 7, 2015, 10:59:59 am

School under 12 tennis champion

Favourite lolly ice?

Cherry Brandy

Are you having a Sunday roast?

lfcgeez · « **Reply #10049 on:** June 7, 2015, 05:42:05 pm »

Nope.. Southern fried chicken, spicy wedges, corn on the cob and coleslaw

Want some ?

idontknow · « **Reply #10050 on:** June 7, 2015, 05:52:18 pm »

Quote from: lfcgeez on June 7, 2015, 05:42:05 pm

Nope.. Southern fried chicken, spicy wedges, corn on the cob and coleslaw

Want some ?

No thanks, vegetarian.

What was the last thing labeled Do Not Touch that you fiddled with?

Henry Kissinger · « **Reply #10051 on:** June 8, 2015, 02:43:51 am »

Quote from: idontknow on June 7, 2015, 05:52:18 pm

No thanks, vegetarian.

What was the last thing labeled Do Not Touch that you fiddled with?

My girlfriend's tits.

Have you ever ridden a camel?

Titi Camara · « **Reply #10052 on:** June 9, 2015, 01:19:11 pm »

Quote from: Henry Kissinger on June 8, 2015, 02:43:51 am

My girlfriend's tits.

Have you ever ridden a camel?

Nope.

Have you ever done anything rude to/with an animal?

lfcgeez · « **Reply #10053 on:** June 9, 2015, 05:15:29 pm »

I've told a few wasps to fuck off

Have you ever been tempted to punch your boss ?

Rafette · « **Reply #10054 on:** June 9, 2015, 05:23:12 pm »

My last-but-one "person above me" (can't bear to call her my boss!) I could have happily volleyed all around the office.

Are earwigs extinct now, because you never see them any more?

Henry Kissinger · « **Reply #10055 on:** June 9, 2015, 07:22:40 pm »

Quote from: Rafette on June 9, 2015, 05:23:12 pm

My last-but-one "person above me" (can't bear to call her my boss!) I could have happily volleyed all around the office.

Are earwigs extinct now, because you never see them any more?

No, they evolved into Everton fans. Not manufactured, you see.

Bit depressing this I know but, what song would you like played at your funeral?

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #10056 on:** June 9, 2015, 07:41:00 pm »

One Step Beyond

Off to any festivals this summer?

Titi Camara · « **Reply #10057 on:** June 9, 2015, 08:10:25 pm »

Quote from: KerryKop on June 9, 2015, 07:41:00 pm

Off to any festivals this summer?

Errmmm no!

Would you prefer to be trapped in a one man, zipped up, sleeping bag with Arnold "the wandering hands" Schwarzenegger for a full episode of Eastenders or sniff Jackie Stallone's, open to the elements, gaping butt hole?

dalarr · « **Reply #10058 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:26:46 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on June 9, 2015, 08:10:25 pm

Errmmm no!

Would you prefer to be trapped in a one man, zipped up, sleeping bag with Arnold "the wandering hands" Schwarzenegger for a full episode of Eastenders or sniff Jackie Stallone's, open to the elements, gaping butt hole?

Arnie in a sleeping bag. Not a big fan of butt holes.

Kanye West: total twat or misunderstood genius?

Mercer · « **Reply #10059 on:** June 11, 2015, 07:30:16 pm »

Quote from: dalarr on June 11, 2015, 07:26:46 pm

Kanye West: total twat or misunderstood genius?

Total twat.

Which movie have you watched most times?

WEST HAM PAUL · « **Reply #10060 on:** June 11, 2015, 08:22:51 pm »

Quote from: Mercer on June 11, 2015, 07:30:16 pm

Total twat.

Which movie have you watched most times?

Back to the Future

If you had to have one of these everyday for the rest of your life what would it be , A) Pilchards, B) Jellied Eels?

Mad Max · « **Reply #10061 on:** June 12, 2015, 09:14:14 am »

Quote from: WEST HAM PAUL on June 11, 2015, 08:22:51 pm

Back to the Future

If you had to have one of these everyday for the rest of your life what would it be , A) Pilchards, B) Jellied Eels?

Pilchards.

I'm after a woman with no stretch marks or cellulite.

Am I being fussy?

Titi Camara · « **Reply #10062 on:** June 12, 2015, 02:07:34 pm »

Quote from: Mad Max on June 12, 2015, 09:14:14 am

Pilchards.

I'm after a woman with no stretch marks or cellulite.

Am I being fussy?

If you are over 35 then yes if you are under 30 then no, if you are somewhere inbetween then possibly.

To impress old school friends at a reunion would you claim to have invented post-it notes?

AB LFC · « **Reply #10063 on:** June 12, 2015, 02:34:43 pm »

No because my old school friends are now massive twats.

What's your favourite Denzel Washington movie and where would you rank him in your top 50 actors?

Nessy76 · « **Reply #10064 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:41:27 pm »

I enjoyed "The Equalizer" and I don't have a top 50. He probably wouldn't be in it if I did. Great actor, though, epsecially when he steps out of his comfort zone of playing soldiers, which he does in 90% of his movies.

Is there any point to "the name game" thread? Will there be a winner?

Titi Camara · « **Reply #10065 on:** June 12, 2015, 03:55:41 pm »

Quote from: Nessy76 on June 12, 2015, 03:41:27 pm

Is there any point to "the name game" thread? Will there be a winner?

The point is collective participation and inclusivity. Anyone who takes part is a winner!

If someone ate nothing but bananas, would they turn into one?

slipslidin82 · « **Reply #10066 on:** June 12, 2015, 04:27:49 pm »

Not in the sense that they would become yellow and unzippable or fly around in a cape. However, if someone ate masses of bananas over a long period of time then died, you would be able to tell that they had in an autopsy from the amount of potassium and the balance of other minerals in their fingernails. So, in some senses, if they eat a lot of bananas they will take on certain banana-like properties.

What's the worst weather you've ever been caught in?

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #10067 on:** June 12, 2015, 06:35:31 pm »

Last winter, due to hurricane winds my next door neighbour's garden shed took off into the air and landed into the roof of my house putting a hole in and pretty much pulverising the shed. So I'd say that.

What is the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #10068 on:** June 12, 2015, 11:21:45 pm »

Quote from: KerryKop on June 12, 2015, 06:35:31 pm

Last winter, due to hurricane winds my next door neighbour's garden shed took off into the air and landed into the roof of my house putting a hole in and pretty much pulverising the shed. So I'd say that.

What is the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?

Allowed one of my eye brows to be shaved off by a mate who said we should each do it. When it came to his turn he just fucking laughed in my face

If you had the choice to travel around the world by one mode of transport what would you choose?

telekon · « **Reply #10069 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:32:05 am »

Quote from: Vivabobbygraham on June 12, 2015, 11:21:45 pm

Allowed one of my eye brows to be shaved off by a mate who said we should each do it. When it came to his turn he just fucking laughed in my face

If you had the choice to travel around the world by one mode of transport what would you choose?

That's not easy. Maybe this one.

If we had the technology of teleportation - a device that would de-materialize all of one persons atoms and then build them again in a structure that would be identical to the one previous (in a different location) - would it then be the exact same person afterwards as it was before?

McrRed · « **Reply #10070 on:** June 13, 2015, 02:06:46 pm »

Quote from: telekon on June 13, 2015, 02:32:05 am

If we had the technology of teleportation - a device that would de-materialize all of one persons atoms and then build them again in a structure that would be identical to the one previous (in a different location) - would it then be the exact same person afterwards as it was before?

Does it matter?
We exchange all our cells every few years anyway as they die off and are replaced, memory is hugely mutable - we forget things we know and invent things that haven't happened. Basically, I am not who I am and neither are you.

Are you an LFC optimist or do you fewm?

telekon · « **Reply #10071 on:** June 13, 2015, 03:38:11 pm »

Quote from: McrRed on June 13, 2015, 02:06:46 pm

Does it matter?
We exchange all our cells every few years anyway as they die off and are replaced, memory is hugely mutable - we forget things we know and invent things that haven't happened. Basically, I am not who I am and neither are you.

Are you an LFC optimist or do you fewm?

Yes it fucking matters, that's why I asked the fucking question.

I'm not one of those sad bastards who constantly neg and moan, so if it's an either or choice I'm the former. I support the manager (bar Hodge Podge), the players, and club. Apart from Sterling. He can get to fuck. Sorry for all the fucking cursing.

What are your plans for tonight?

dalarr · « **Reply #10072 on:** June 13, 2015, 06:44:04 pm »

Quote from: telekon on June 13, 2015, 03:38:11 pm

Yes it fucking matters, that's why I asked the fucking question.

I'm not one of those sad bastards who constantly neg and moan, so if it's an either or choice I'm the former. I support the manager (bar Hodge Podge), the players, and club. Apart from Sterling. He can get to fuck. Sorry for all the fucking cursing.

What are your plans for tonight?

not much. Became a father for the first time 3 weeks ago, so my plans are to play Civilization Beyond Earth and drink coffee.

Is The Big Bang Theory actually funny or one of the most overrated sitcoms of all time?

McrRed · « **Reply #10073 on:** June 13, 2015, 07:32:27 pm »

I'm a massive fan, so, yes (but even I am unimpressed with season

I need a great film to watch tonight. What do you recommend?

dalarr · « **Reply #10074 on:** June 13, 2015, 07:45:51 pm »

Quote from: McrRed on June 13, 2015, 07:32:27 pm

I'm a massive fan, so, yes (but even I am unimpressed with season

I need a great film to watch tonight. What do you recommend?

I would recommend Oldboy (the original korean version, not the remake).

Is Russia and NATO going to engage in full scale warfare sometime in the future?

Nessy76 · « **Reply #10075 on:** June 18, 2015, 09:25:26 am »

Quote from: dalarr on June 13, 2015, 07:45:51 pm

I would recommend Oldboy (the original korean version, not the remake).

Is Russia and NATO going to engage in full scale warfare sometime in the future?

No. There might be a conflict, but it won't be warfare, just mutually assured annihilation. Welcome back to the 80s.

If the best side at the women's world cup played in the football league, where would they finish?

AB LFC · « **Reply #10076 on:** June 18, 2015, 10:05:41 am »

Midtable mediocricy.

You have a chance at joining the Russian Mafia, Italian Mafia, Japanese Yakuza or the Chinese Triads. Which one do you join and why?

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #10077 on:** June 18, 2015, 10:11:24 am »

The Italian mafia, because countless amounts of Irish immigrants in the US have thrived under that organisation. I wouldnt become a made guy, but I could do well enough. I might rat them out though.

How is the Summer going for you?

kkhaku · « **Reply #10078 on:** June 20, 2015, 08:49:21 pm »

I'm in Argentina so it's not summer where I am. Bloody cold and I'm sat on the sofa under a blanket watching Copa America

Who do you think will make it to the finals?

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #10079 on:** June 20, 2015, 08:50:28 pm »

So far so good, bit too early to tell, really; looking forward to a week in the Isle of Wight beginning of July....fucking hell, that answer should be in the mundane thread

Why would you buy the daily mail?