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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #400 on: June 24, 2022, 05:30:38 pm »
Cue Salah posting 20 more pics.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #401 on: June 24, 2022, 05:31:32 pm »
Working out on his holidays and birthday.

https://twitter.com/Darwinn99/status/1540351496453328897

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #402 on: June 24, 2022, 06:00:03 pm »
It's like looking into a mirror.

Tubby wants to dress you and all...
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #403 on: June 24, 2022, 06:01:17 pm »
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #404 on: June 24, 2022, 06:25:58 pm »
The Abs Wars have begun. Mo has posted a shot of himself now too.  ;D

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #405 on: June 24, 2022, 11:52:38 pm »
Working out on his holidays and birthday.

https://twitter.com/Darwinn99/status/1540351496453328897



erm...

hopefully not another Karius.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #406 on: June 24, 2022, 11:54:07 pm »
Say what? Loris is a beautiful man.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #407 on: June 24, 2022, 11:56:30 pm »
Say what? Loris is a beautiful man.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #408 on: June 24, 2022, 11:57:23 pm »
It's like looking into a mirror.
Oh? They have a male page 3 do they?


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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #409 on: June 25, 2022, 12:56:42 am »
The Abs Wars have begun. Mo has posted a shot of himself now too.  ;D
Cue Salah posting 20 more pics.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #410 on: June 26, 2022, 10:01:08 am »
English players are so limited themselves they expect everyone else to be just as crap or if not more so then themselves. So when they try to keep Darwin on one side or the other they will be dumbfounded when he takes the ball on the other foot and ghosts past them. He is comfortable left or right foot. What I noticed a lot of when he creates goals for others it's with his right foot and crosses from the right side on the outside. Potentially we could see diaz Jota nunez front three. As Darwin can play on the right where salah plays.
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #411 on: June 26, 2022, 10:10:46 am »
English players are so limited themselves they expect everyone else to be just as crap or if not more so then themselves. So when they try to keep Darwin on one side or the other they will be dumbfounded when he takes the ball on the other foot and ghosts past them.

Better hope he doesn't face any non-English players then or he'll be sussed out straight away.

On the plus side, his confidence will always be high from constantly skinning Trent and Gomez in training.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #412 on: June 26, 2022, 10:23:19 am »
Better hope he doesn't face any non-English players then or he'll be sussed out straight away.

On the plus side, his confidence will always be high from constantly skinning Trent and Gomez in training.

There are always exceptions to the rule. Moreover they are scousers or adopted scousers. Can't have it both ways when it suits. Most teams have an English defender in their team and you are only as strong as your weakest link. You will see what I mean as the season progresses and begins to terrorise and terrify the defensive units of other teams.  I'm sure he will do the same against the teams across Europe. 
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #413 on: June 26, 2022, 10:34:58 am »
Someone needs to teach him how to wear his shorts properly.

He must have been hanging out with Jack Grealish, who is constantly rolling up his shorts to show everyone his thighs.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #414 on: June 26, 2022, 10:37:39 am »
Working out on his holidays and birthday.

https://twitter.com/Darwinn99/status/1540351496453328897



Is that an asthma inhaler stuffed down his trunks or is he just happy to be here?

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #415 on: June 26, 2022, 10:41:24 am »
Is that an asthma inhaler stuffed down his trunks or is he just happy to be here?

Definitely getting a Ck contract soon.
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #416 on: June 26, 2022, 10:41:50 am »
The next club calendar should just have them without their tops on.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #417 on: June 26, 2022, 01:12:58 pm »
The next club calendar should just have them without their tops on.
What the asthma inhalers? Ok, but does it make much difference?
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #418 on: June 26, 2022, 03:16:53 pm »
What the asthma inhalers? Ok, but does it make much difference?

Yes - you can't use them with their tops on.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #419 on: June 26, 2022, 04:38:06 pm »
Yes - you can't use them with their tops on.
True, I just didn't think it mattered in a calendar ;D
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #420 on: June 26, 2022, 04:44:50 pm »
True, I just didn't think it mattered in a calendar ;D

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #421 on: June 27, 2022, 04:54:53 am »
Shirt name is gonna be Darwin I think but I think of him as Nunez

Not sure what I'm expecting yous to do about it though  ;D

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #422 on: June 27, 2022, 07:51:30 am »
Hasn't scored for us yet = Shite
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #423 on: June 27, 2022, 10:13:56 am »
Hasn't scored for us yet = Shite

He did in a dream I was having last night, powerful header that bounced past the keeper and smashed the bottles at the back of the bar that the keeper was in rather than a goal.
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #426 on: June 27, 2022, 02:48:57 pm »
https://archive.ph/oEv47
Thanks!

doesn't give the whole article - but still useful.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #427 on: June 27, 2022, 04:58:25 pm »
Thanks!

doesn't give the whole article - but still useful.

Just checked and despite the fading out of the text at the bottom, that does seem to be the end of the article.

Here's the last couple of paragraphs:

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Different formations might be looked at to help shoehorn four forwards into the starting XI. It has worked with the 4-2-3-1 system used in the past, and can be particularly helpful when trying to break down a back five or a very defensive side. But if it is the trusty 4-3-3 which is used, the healthy competition for places can only help Liverpool prosper in the long run.

The days of the renowned front three of Mane, Firmino and Salah are drawing to a close. Yet Liverpool’s evolution might offer even more.

Whether it is the fab four or a famous five, Klopp has exciting options at his disposal.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #428 on: June 27, 2022, 08:16:18 pm »
can't wait for the headlines

AND DARWINNER IS.....
HIGH NUNEZ SHOOT-OUT (pens at anfield)
DARWIN IS THE EVOLUTION

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #429 on: June 27, 2022, 08:41:33 pm »
Tbf Darwin is a boss name for a striker
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #430 on: June 27, 2022, 08:47:58 pm »
Tbf Darwin is a boss name for a striker
What an unusual first name - Tbf, how do you pronounce that?

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #431 on: June 28, 2022, 05:44:38 pm »
can't wait for the headlines

AND DARWINNER IS.....
HIGH NUNEZ SHOOT-OUT (pens at anfield)
DARWIN IS THE EVOLUTION

etc

'Ballon D'Or awarded to Darwin - the Natural Selection'

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #432 on: June 29, 2022, 09:34:41 am »
Is that an asthma inhaler stuffed down his trunks or is he just happy to be here?

I heard that 252% of the Liverpool first team have asthma. So there's a good chance he might have it too, about 2.5/1 chance I'd say.

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #433 on: July 2, 2022, 11:49:25 am »
Like Mo on our Dar


"I am so excited, I want to play with him,” Salah said of the Uruguay forward. “He had a good season and played good against us, home and away. Also, Sadio has left and I am going to miss him. He had great seasons with the club, so I wish him all the best. I wish Darwin all the best too to score many goals for us.”

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #435 on: July 2, 2022, 09:44:05 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #436 on: July 2, 2022, 09:48:41 pm »
'Ballon D'Or awarded to Darwin - the Natural Selection'

Darwin ‘the natural’ Nunez?

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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #437 on: July 2, 2022, 10:48:35 pm »

 ;D

I heard that 252% of the Liverpool first team have asthma. So there's a good chance he might have it too, about 2.5/1 chance I'd say.
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #438 on: July 3, 2022, 12:47:16 pm »
I wish people would stop giving that prick views.

I quite liked the vid. Got me pumped
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Re: Welcome Darwin Núñez !!!
« Reply #439 on: July 4, 2022, 12:04:10 am »
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Fabio Carvalho on Nunez: "My dad is a big fan of Benfica as well and he loves him!"