Oh go on.
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
You dirty bastards
My username is shite anyway - go for it!
Oh, this could be fun...Never tell the mods your username is...
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
remember Baldrick
No...Who the fuck is Baldrick?
I likes this name! Gives me the chance to be a little mean spirited!BAH HUMBUG! Don’t go banning me when I revert to character.
Not a bad one at all; I forget the circumstances, but one year I ended up with a Chrimbo user name referencing shagging reindeer.Mod must have confused me with Effes...
Ah yes that would have been me again........"Something Not Linked to Buggering Reindeer Senselessly"...........Xmas 2015
Spent an entire holiday season wondering whether it was in fact possible sensibly to bugger reindeer...
It is not sensible.
miiiiich!
I bought a pack of lovely Pfeffernüsse from Aldi the other day
Thanks for the additional inspiration there
May I get all Christmassed up please?
Give it try, think you'll struggle.
Yeah, that was a struggle. Took me five seconds to think of it. Or was it six? Do you feel lucky, punk?
Fucking hell that was a quick turn around Seasons greetings
Stuff me like a turkey