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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3280 on: September 23, 2021, 01:46:03 am »
Id give Milner a job as physio

I mean with the condition he's in, he's figured out the Lazarus regime or something

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3281 on: September 23, 2021, 02:51:51 am »
He's got the kind of vibe to him where he's probably gonna retire from football and transition to being a semi-pro marathoner running the world majors in 2:30. Or he'll become a coach in a leading football team and still run world majors in 2:30.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3282 on: September 23, 2021, 10:01:54 am »
It will be nice to see Millie contribute to Trent's retirement. ;D

Seriously though, I am sure the owners and Klopp himself are fully aware that Liverpool did its best work when it created a dynasty of managers, like Kenny who had no prior coaching experience at all that I'm aware of.  I think Klopp will want to bequeath a similar legacy because unlike other managers he doesn't have the kind of ego where he will happily see his club's fortunes get flushed down the bog to make his own achievement seem even more incredible.

Whether that includes Millie on the coaching staff I cannot say, but it wouldn't surprise me to see either or both him and Hendo progress to such roles post-playing career.

I'm sure they do, but I'm also sure they realise that our best spell since then was when we went out and went big on one of (well now we know THE) best managers in world football rather than more of a project. We did the same with Rafa. We did similar with Ged.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3283 on: September 24, 2021, 08:22:10 am »
Ragnar Klavan revealing Milner almost came to blows with Klopp and proved he's a sensible sort by backing down first.
More seriously, Klopp's ability to laugh off incidents like these, while retaining complete authority, is such a rare quality.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3284 on: September 24, 2021, 08:27:32 am »
Ragnar Klavan revealing he almost came to blows with Klopp and proved he's a sensible sort by backing down first.
More seriously, Klopp's ability to laugh off incidents like these, while retaining complete authority, is such a rare quality.

I read that interview. That sounds amazing.

I think a good bust up at work and exchanging blows is healthy. Unfortunately my HR department has said not to do it again.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3285 on: September 24, 2021, 09:41:53 am »
I read that interview. That sounds amazing.

I think a good bust up at work and exchanging blows is healthy. Unfortunately my HR department has said not to do it again.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3286 on: September 24, 2021, 09:50:16 am »
Ragnar Klavan revealing Milner almost came to blows with Klopp and proved he's a sensible sort by backing down first.
More seriously, Klopp's ability to laugh off incidents like these, while retaining complete authority, is such a rare quality.

Being as Kloppo has only ever come to blows with one player ever in his playing and coaching career (and it was when he was still a player) I reckon it actually wouldn’t have happened regardless  ;D

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3287 on: September 25, 2021, 02:51:49 pm »
Not surprisingly, Kloppo putting Ragnar straight on his claims he almost fought with Milly!

https://twitter.com/footballdaily/status/1441680389945188358?s=20

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3288 on: September 26, 2021, 06:44:39 pm »
Is Leeds and bielsa that do murder ball? Imagine having to be on the opposite team to milner for that .
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3289 on: September 28, 2021, 10:34:01 pm »
Really good game. I'd love him to stay beyond this season.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3290 on: September 28, 2021, 11:20:41 pm »
I'm sure they do, but I'm also sure they realise that our best spell since then was when we went out and went big on one of (well now we know THE) best managers in world football rather than more of a project. We did the same with Rafa. We did similar with Ged.

My point is, you splash big on one of the best managers in world football because you know he will happily help you build a new dynasty - because unlike a lot of modern managers he lacks the kind of ego where he doesn't want his achievements to be surpassed by a successor.

Klopp is always looking to build for the future, and that includes his own role as well. The chance our senior players have to work and learn from him is a unique. opportunity in the modern game.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3291 on: September 28, 2021, 11:23:15 pm »
Really good game. I'd love him to stay beyond this season.

Wouldn’t worry about him leaving just yet. He’s determined to get a game in every position for us before he leaves.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3292 on: September 28, 2021, 11:29:09 pm »
People underestimate how much he wants to play, he doesnt think he's past it, he doesn't think he's old, he's a machine and wants to be involved all the time. He looked pissed at coming off, probably didn't realise he was being saved for City at the weekend :D
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3293 on: September 28, 2021, 11:30:33 pm »
People underestimate how much he wants to play, he doesnt think he's past it, he doesn't think he's old, he's a machine and wants to be involved all the time. He looked pissed at coming off, probably didn't realise he was being saved for City at the weekend :D
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3294 on: September 28, 2021, 11:55:47 pm »
https://twitter.com/RichJolly/status/1442970152601980940?s=20

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Since the start of the 2017-18 season, Cristiano Ronaldo has five assists in the Champions League. Lionel Messi has 10. James Milner has 13.


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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3295 on: September 29, 2021, 01:37:23 am »
https://twitter.com/RichJolly/status/1442970152601980940?s=20



Since the start of the 2017-18 season, Cristiano Ronaldo has five assists in the Champions League. Lionel Messi has 10. James Milner has 13

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3296 on: September 29, 2021, 06:28:19 am »
He needs to stay a couple more seasons then transition to a backroom role. Immense.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3297 on: September 29, 2021, 05:14:28 pm »
Cruyff: "Victory is not enough, there also needs to be beautiful football."

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3298 on: September 29, 2021, 05:34:38 pm »
Crazy that he is putting in these kinds of performances at 35. I thought he struggled more yesterday than he did at Crystal Palace, but still held his own. Even when Neco is fit, I still think Milner should be starting when Trent is out. We don't lose that creative force with Milner there, even if he can't pass the ball like Trent (then again, who really can?).
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3299 on: September 29, 2021, 06:38:13 pm »
He'll end up at Leeds...............when he's 52

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3300 on: September 29, 2021, 06:56:16 pm »
He'll end up at Leeds...............when he's 52
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3301 on: September 30, 2021, 08:58:54 am »
By the time Milner retires, Kazuyoshi Miura will look like a youngster.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3302 on: September 30, 2021, 09:27:15 am »
He'll end up being the oldest player to make his debut as a manager.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3303 on: September 30, 2021, 05:14:07 pm »
with AA out vs city.

there is only one choice at RB isn't it. I can see grealish not getting any spare change and will try to change flanks during the game ;D

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3304 on: October 16, 2021, 01:29:19 pm »
Such a machine. If we genuinely have little money to buy in the summer would anyone not want to see him sign for another year?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3305 on: October 16, 2021, 01:29:50 pm »
He's been fantastic this half, his intelligence for the goal was impressive.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3306 on: October 16, 2021, 01:31:48 pm »
Such a machine. If we genuinely have little money to buy in the summer would anyone not want to see him sign for another year?

I would want him to sign for another year if we had a gazzilion to spend.  You can't buy what Millie gives us, plays in nearly every outfield position, works his arse off, top bloke, about as fit as it gets.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3307 on: October 16, 2021, 02:26:17 pm »
The man, the myth, the legend :D
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3308 on: October 16, 2021, 02:29:21 pm »

Easy game for him, you have to match him if you want to play against Milner, they stood off and watched him, their midfield was lazy and looking to everyone else to do something

Milner is always on it-

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3309 on: October 16, 2021, 03:40:46 pm »
He will play until he's 40 at least. What a player!
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3310 on: October 16, 2021, 03:42:20 pm »
Surely we’ll give him another year.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3311 on: October 16, 2021, 03:44:43 pm »
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3312 on: October 16, 2021, 03:46:18 pm »
He will play until he's 40 at least. What a player!

And then probably drop down to the Championship for a decade.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3313 on: October 16, 2021, 05:37:19 pm »
He's been fantastic this half, his intelligence for the goal was impressive.

His overlap and burst of pace for the goal was impressive as was his perfect pass to Bobby to score.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3314 on: October 24, 2021, 10:19:07 pm »
Hamstrings, does that mean a short time out or long?

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3315 on: October 24, 2021, 10:28:39 pm »
Depends on severity, anything from 2-6 weeks

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3316 on: October 24, 2021, 10:34:54 pm »
Sadly always a risk with the amount of minutes he was having to play recently.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3317 on: October 24, 2021, 10:37:52 pm »
He done his hamstring when he played 3 times in a week last season and missed a month, think he had another little injury when he played 3 times a week ending in West Ham away too. It's difficult as we get ravaged by injuries then the others get overworked but it might be an idea to not play him 3 times a week in future.

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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3318 on: October 25, 2021, 12:00:15 am »
He'd already signaled to come off before the sprint.

Imagine being that tough, you're 3-0 up, done your hammy but still sprint 30 yards to stop a counter.
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Re: James Milner - El Burro Magnifico
« Reply #3319 on: October 25, 2021, 12:46:08 am »
If Klopp only knew that United would be THAT shit, he might have started Curtis and leave Milner on the bench. We all knew that he clocked a lot of minutes, but without Fab and with Curtis just coming back it’s who do you risk. Shame that Ox is not the same player anymore and is not getting starts against decent opposition.
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