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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60840 on: May 18, 2018, 10:47:14 pm »
I am 100% sure I read that. I remember laughing at it now and commentating here. Yet when I google the words europa everton dovetailing and limit it between the months of July and September this year, I get nada! Did they delete their article gushing over their side beating probably the worst team in the competition 1-0?



Didn't they start in europa qualifiers in June though? The 1st pre qualifying round before the qualifiers ???

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60841 on: May 18, 2018, 10:49:13 pm »
Is Pickford the first premier league keeper who is scared of the ball?
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60842 on: May 18, 2018, 10:50:19 pm »


Didn't they start in europa qualifiers in June though? The 1st pre qualifying round before the qualifiers ???

According to their site, the first game was on 14 July. Against Ružomberok of Ružomberok (Population 30,000)
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60843 on: May 18, 2018, 10:53:42 pm »
According to their site, the first game was on 14 July. Against Ružomberok of Ružomberok (Population 30,000)
was that the team who’s stadium is next to a Tesco?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60844 on: May 18, 2018, 10:57:19 pm »
Genuinely looking forward to seeing the detailed description of how our transfers pale in comparison to every player (maybe?) they sign.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60845 on: May 18, 2018, 11:00:49 pm »
Is Pickford the first premier league keeper who is scared of the ball?



No Hans Segars was the first.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60846 on: May 18, 2018, 11:01:44 pm »


No Hans Segars was the first.

only after they paid him to be scared of it

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60847 on: May 18, 2018, 11:02:38 pm »
was that the team who’s stadium is next to a Tesco?

yeah

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60848 on: May 18, 2018, 11:12:22 pm »
was that the team who’s stadium is next to a Tesco?

Potentially Everton?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60849 on: May 18, 2018, 11:24:10 pm »
arl fella bottom left just popped into tesco on his way to the match so he could pick up a toddler to lash at the oppostion

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60850 on: May 18, 2018, 11:33:21 pm »
arl fella bottom left just popped into tesco on his way to the match so he could pick up a toddler to lash at the oppostion
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60851 on: May 18, 2018, 11:38:01 pm »
Potentially Everton?
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Is that what they're going to rebrand themselves as?

Also, not one single person wearing Everton colours in the mock-up.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60852 on: May 18, 2018, 11:39:49 pm »
arl fella bottom left just popped into tesco on his way to the match so he could pick up a toddler to lash at the oppostion
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60853 on: May 19, 2018, 02:28:12 am »
Was sitting with Bill earlier outside MAD and he said Arteta is definitely getting Arsene's seat but he's up to putting a few pre-match texts Everton's way, which is hopeful, the only drawback being giffgaff are beginning to ask for money up front. I gave him a couple of spare sims.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60854 on: May 19, 2018, 08:17:18 am »
I think the FC Sexy stuff originated during their Europa League qualifiers, but I could be wrong.

There is a club called SexyPöxyt (sexypants) in the fourth tier of Finnish football, so I guess FC Sexy is just evertonians showing respect for their idols.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60855 on: May 19, 2018, 09:14:54 am »
arl fella bottom left just popped into tesco on his way to the match so he could pick up a toddler to lash at the oppostion

And the toddler has.......a red dummy.

Says it all.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60856 on: May 19, 2018, 10:58:09 am »
And the toddler has.......a red dummy.

Says it all.

the arl fella looks a bit gutted, wanted something light like an 18 month old that he could get some distance on but got there late and all that was left was a 15kg 3 year old with a red dummy, probably not long left on the "throw by date" either

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60857 on: May 19, 2018, 10:59:52 am »
Potentially Everton?


to be fair to them there’s a big Tesco opposite old Trafford so probably them trying to imitate the Mancs as usual

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60858 on: May 19, 2018, 04:38:42 pm »
to be fair to them there’s a big Tesco opposite old Trafford so probably them trying to imitate the Mancs as usual

From that pic, Everton fans have shit cars.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60859 on: May 19, 2018, 05:19:16 pm »
Lads lads, aren't you forgetting they're playing in the Cup final today?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60860 on: May 19, 2018, 05:21:57 pm »
Lads lads, aren't you forgetting they're playing in the Cup final today?

their "by proxy" cup final is next week

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60861 on: May 19, 2018, 07:07:13 pm »
arl fella bottom left just popped into tesco on his way to the match so he could pick up a toddler to lash at the oppostion

Nah, if you notice, the toddler has a red dummy. He's Redshite youth, not a Bitter.
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60862 on: May 19, 2018, 07:08:04 pm »
their "by proxy" cup final is next week
They even lost by proxy.  :lmao
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60863 on: May 19, 2018, 07:30:17 pm »
They even lost by proxy.  :lmao

but ross barkley got a medal so they kind of won, without actually........................

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60864 on: May 19, 2018, 07:54:26 pm »
but ross barkley got a medal so they kind of won, without actually........................
Bloody hell. I forgot he was still playing football.  :o
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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60865 on: May 19, 2018, 08:04:28 pm »
Bloody hell. I forgot he was still playing football.  :o

Has he played?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60867 on: May 20, 2018, 12:54:54 am »
Bloody hell. I forgot he was still playing football.  :o

I'm sure there were a few "is that Ross Berkley?" comments around the country. He was injured for ages I think though.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60868 on: May 20, 2018, 09:02:01 am »
You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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« Reply #60869 on: May 20, 2018, 11:02:24 am »
I see they've got the hump with Gibbon Gloves now cos he's moved on from bigging up last summer's transfer business to calling them a shambles...

He is still talking them up even now though with the idiotic claim that they should have been chasing CL places, randomly spending a little bit of cash in a random and haphazard manner does not entitle a club to that, you either need to spend shitloads in a random and haphazard manner like untied or you have to spend what money you have with a clear plan of what you need to get from that spending like we have done recently.


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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60870 on: May 20, 2018, 12:41:39 pm »
He is still talking them up even now though with the idiotic claim that they should have been chasing CL places, randomly spending a little bit of cash in a random and haphazard manner does not entitle a club to that, you either need to spend shitloads in a random and haphazard manner like untied or you have to spend what money you have with a clear plan of what you need to get from that spending like we have done recently.



Just wait until Gibbon Gloves has Big Gravy Boat Sam on with him in the studio.  The monkey-fisted muppet will be practically rimming Allardyce about how harshly he was treated by Everton, and that they should be careful what they wish for if they want some fancy foreign name.  From their studio in Qatar.

Allardyce will launch into them about how they didn't know how lucky they were to have him.  It will be lapped up by Keys and it will be glorious entertainment wantching our neighbours froth about it.  Some of them may even see their heads fall off in fume.

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« Reply #60871 on: May 20, 2018, 01:02:31 pm »
Indeed, they will probably have another chorus of no jobs for english managers prior to that as if that has nothing to do with the abysmal outdated shite served by the fat-headed one and others of his ilk.

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« Reply #60872 on: May 20, 2018, 01:19:45 pm »
Just wait until Gibbon Gloves has Big Gravy Boat Sam on with him in the studio.  The monkey-fisted muppet will be practically rimming Allardyce about how harshly he was treated by Everton, and that they should be careful what they wish for if they want some fancy foreign name.  From their studio in Qatar.

Allardyce will launch into them about how they didn't know how lucky they were to have him.  It will be lapped up by Keys and it will be glorious entertainment wantching our neighbours froth about it.  Some of them may even see their heads fall off in fume.

There has already been done fewming over the way the Red Shite pundit riddled media don't give them the respect they deserve.

Glorious isn't it?

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60873 on: May 20, 2018, 01:25:24 pm »
The Premier league is like a revolving door of fuckwitted shithouse British managers, we've got rid of Fathead and the Moyesiah, and in comes Colin Wanker and potentially Fat Bruce, they're like fucking dingleberries, just can't quite get rid of them.

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« Reply #60874 on: May 20, 2018, 01:37:26 pm »
23 years today. Happy anniversary  :wave
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« Reply #60875 on: May 20, 2018, 03:03:50 pm »
23 years today. Happy anniversary  :wave

At least they prevented United from getting another double.

Other than that, can't wait for the DVD on the 25th anniversary.

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Re: Fat Sam Shaped Hole - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #60876 on: May 20, 2018, 03:26:55 pm »
At least they prevented United from getting another double.

Other than that, can't wait for the DVD on the 25th anniversary.

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« Reply #60877 on: May 20, 2018, 03:57:58 pm »
They've saved their Bus from their last open top bus parade. Waiting for the next time to use it.  :P



I could be wrong here but I don't think they had a bus tour in 95, or when they won the league in 87. If true that would mean their last one was when they tootled around the city behind our double-winning bus in '86.  ;D

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« Reply #60878 on: May 20, 2018, 10:13:08 pm »
They've saved their Bus from their last open top bus parade. Waiting for the next time to use it.  :P




Looks like City's bus...
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“There are a lot of good players I wish I could play alongside,” Pienaar told evertonfc.com .

“Idrissa has been good, Oumar as well. I have been impressed with Tom Davies, of course I had that chemistry with Bainesy and I have played with Jordan Pickford already (at Sunderland).

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