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« Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 09:55:49 pm by Rush 82 »
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2016, 07:46:15 pm »
Confirmed #LFC starting XI to face @BVB: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Can, Milner, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2016, 07:57:26 pm »
Come on, show ze Germans what a real YNWA sounds like !!!!!!!!

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2016, 07:59:45 pm »
Fuck me.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 08:06:48 pm »
0' Liverpool get us underway.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2016, 08:09:25 pm »
2' Dortmund attack down the left, cross cleared by Sakho.
Lots of early pressure from those in yellow
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2016, 08:10:08 pm »
3' Obamma yang with a shot that curls wide. Migs well in control.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2016, 08:11:58 pm »
4' Dortmund ahead.
Quick break, Migs with a brilliant save, but Micky ryan fires home the rebound.
0-1
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2016, 08:12:39 pm »
Moreno caught well out of position for the goal.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2016, 08:13:37 pm »
6' Weigl bursting forward and wins a FK.
Dortmund have rolled up and mean business.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2016, 08:14:02 pm »
Phew! It's loud, fast and furious!

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2016, 08:15:40 pm »
2-0 Dortmund.

Torn apart again.

Obamma yang with the second.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2016, 08:17:17 pm »
Bloody hell! That lad is lethal!


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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2016, 08:17:22 pm »
Like a knife through butter.
Shocking defending
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2016, 08:18:23 pm »
11' Lalana finds a bit of room but his cross is wayward.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2016, 08:20:05 pm »
12' I think we're stunned.
Dortmnd in complete control.
It really has been total control.
Come on Redmen
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2016, 08:20:40 pm »
So far Tuchels decision to rest his key players has paid off. These lads in yellow look turbo-charged.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2016, 08:21:40 pm »
14' we're trying to get a foothold but keep losing the ball.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2016, 08:22:23 pm »
15' Over to rush82'

I think ?


I meant tgf all along.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2016, 08:23:06 pm »
16' Visitors on the ball again, we are finding it a bit difficult to win it, we do and a long pass forward for Origi, difficult to win it considering the pressure and we are pushed back.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2016, 08:23:45 pm »
Just sickening start.... the opposite of what needed to happen (confidence).... 

Three to win.

Aye.

Be some turnaround and all going off the first 15.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2016, 08:24:21 pm »
17' Good pass to Clyne and he does well to pass it to Lallana and he puts Origi in, shot, deflected and out for a corner. Good movement and chance. More of this please.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2016, 08:25:34 pm »
18' Another smart move and pass, Origi peels away and is in the box on the right, Moreno is completely free on the left, found with a chip, Moreno goes for a thunderbuster, and doesn't connect well at all. Miss

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2016, 08:27:54 pm »
19' Passed between the defenders and keeper at the back, move forward and foul conceded.

Oddly enough, I think that if we can get one here, we are in.

Milner doing just that... Firmino in the box on left, finding some space, hits it across, Lallana is on hit, turns and attempts a shot, completely misses it.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2016, 08:29:21 pm »
Oh for clinical finishers - please Santa

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2016, 08:29:47 pm »
22' Origi tries to turn Hummels but is fouled, quick start, and the defender is way out of his zone, Clyne crosses it from right, headed it out for a corner. And is always the case, corner is a complete waste.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2016, 08:30:28 pm »
We appear to have woken up when I passed over the microphone.

Was I doing something wrong ?
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2016, 08:31:08 pm »
Oh for clinical finishers - please Santa
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2016, 08:31:36 pm »
24' The enthusiasm and pace is break neck, so much going on here. Attempt to put Moreno through behind the defenders, got cutting pass, Sokratis clears it.

And not Origi has a chance to get on the end of another pass, didn't test the keeper.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2016, 08:31:50 pm »

Someone channel some old-school Stevie G on this.


Now.




Absolutely mate, absolutely.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2016, 08:33:20 pm »
26' Carved open again, Aubemeyang has space to run in to, Sakho keeping up with him and just about, he goes for a tackle, and gets the contact he wanted. Mignolet catches the looping ball.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2016, 08:34:09 pm »
27' Firmino now... another miss. No shot on target yet. And Sturridge is warming up on the sidelines.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2016, 08:35:30 pm »
Anfield calling Sinama-Pongolle et. al.

27' Mikhitaryan offside here.

Moreno on the left, cuts inside, still moving it forward, lays it off but the attacker doesn't read the pass and it is cleared.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2016, 08:36:04 pm »
Despite the pace, it's clear that Dortmund have settled into a defensive formation now - relying on the break rather than the all out marauding of the first 15

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2016, 08:36:23 pm »
29' Firmino now, in the box, dribbles past the defender, lays it off for Lallana, he hits it straight at the defender. Cleared.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2016, 08:36:38 pm »
Now we've realised the game has started we actually look really good.
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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2016, 08:37:03 pm »
Despite the pace, it's clear that Dortmund have settled into a defensive formation now - relying on the break rather than the all out marauding of the first 15

Yup, they are hoping to hit counters now.

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2016, 08:38:52 pm »
31 - sliced open again. Lucky escape

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2016, 08:40:53 pm »
32' - Dortmund spends some time in our half, ends up back with Weidenfeller.

Last few minutes have been relatively quiet. Aubamayang on 34 just too slow and Migs collects

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Re: Liverpool vs Dortmund
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2016, 08:42:37 pm »
The midfield is all over the place, they are carving through at will. Need another body here or we will concede again.