Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[swoopy]

Istanbul still winds the red Mancs up I see with the title, and only uploaded 4 months ago 

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The virgin also made this video too

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[CrasherKid79]

The virgin also made this video too

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Hey you Guys !!

[Hymer Red]

Six chins Rooneh? 

[dave 5516]

Also there is someone on there pretending to be a Scouser that doesn't even know that Canny Farm is now Stockbridge Village.

My missus comes from there and her dad still is there, so I go down from time to time for a pint.

It is Canny Farm, yer daft wool!! Fuckin Stockbridge Village...wool behaviour that la.

[dave 5516]

[mkingdon]

I've had a sneaky feeling for a while that they are going to go after Kane.

Now, of course why would Kane move to a team so far below Spurs... 

But I wonder if a ludicrous bid north of £100m and huge wages would tempt the club and him??

Whether Kane would be happy coming off the bench when Fellaini gets tired I'm not sure.            

[Magz50]

I have a sneaky feeling Utd wanted their signings this summer to be :

Griezmann, Van Dyjk, Bale and Fabinho

But will most likely be:

Lindelhof, Matic, Perisic & Rooney staying for another year at 250,000/yr


Very Evertonian of them.

[FiSh77]

I have a sneaky feeling Utd wanted their signings this summer to be :

Griezmann, Van Dyjk, Bale and Fabinho

But will most likely be:

Lindelhof, Matic, Perisic & Rooney staying for another year at 250,000/yr


Very Evertonian of them.

rooneh taking a pay cut?

[Lawnmowerman]

Also there is someone on there pretending to be a Scouser that doesn't even know that Canny Farm is now Stockbridge Village.

My missus comes from there and her dad still is there, so I go down from time to time for a pint.

Pretty sure that's Kesey from off here

[Fiasco]

Also there is someone on there pretending to be a Scouser that doesn't even know that Canny Farm is now Stockbridge Village.

My missus comes from there and her dad still is there, so I go down from time to time for a pint.

We still call it Canny Farm mate, you probably know that. Although I do say I'm from West Derby if I want to sound posh on holiday!



If you're ever around for a pint give us a shout, I'm sure we could have a great night in the Tithebarn or the Angus!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

We still call it Canny Farm mate, you probably know that. Although I do say I'm from West Derby if I want to sound posh on holiday!



If you're ever around for a pint give us a shout, I'm sure we could have a great night in the Tithebarn or the Angus!

I tend to end up in the Barley Mow (If it's open )

I go out in West Derby village from time to time as well..

[Andy @ Allerton!]

It is Canny Farm, yer daft wool!! Fuckin Stockbridge Village...wool behaviour that la.

It's Stockbridge Village mate. It winds my missus up when I call it that, so that's what it is

[Skeeve]

But then the Mancs will hire a good manager, like they did with their last two appointments!

Given that their expectations have been lowered sufficiently, surely it is time for the return of the moyesiah?

[Red Beret]

The Red Cafe RAWK Meltdown thread ladies and gentlemen

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/rawk-goes-into-meltdown-2016-17-edition.419088/


It's been so neglected for so long    Mainly cos they're fucking shite and they know it. But now!!! NEW SEASON!!!!! NEW OPTIMISM!!!! NEW HOPES!!!!


THEY. ARE. BACK. WITH. THEIR. THREAD.

Let's see how long it lasts with their new Galacticos!!  How much!!

Full Everton.  They're already fallen so low that they're defining their success by how badly (they hope!) we do 

[Something Worse]

Given that their expectations have been lowered sufficiently, surely it is time for the return of the moyesiah?

I think a lucrative contract with some under the table bonuses could very well tempt the man they call Sam back from retirement.

Seal the deal over a nice pint of wine.

[tubby]

This thread is at the top of the list here and we're taking the piss out of them for having a similar thread on their fan site?  Am I missing something here?

[sms1986]

This thread is at the top of the list here and we're taking the piss out of them for having a similar thread on their fan site?  Am I missing something here?

Theirs targets a specific forum, our is just about their club in general.

[tubby]

Theirs targets a specific forum, our is just about their club in general.

The title of this thread is about a specific forum.

[Rush 82]

The title of this thread is about a specific forum.

The title of the thread morphs along

[sms1986]

The title of this thread is about a specific forum.

It's only a temporary one, the thread isn't specifically about RedCafe. Meanwhile, they make one just to scour through threads here for posts they can quote over there with some green smileys, often out of context.

[Red Beret]

Yeah, this thread is to laugh at United in general.  It will have Redcafe stuff in it from time to time but it's not specifically intended just to be aimed at a rival forum.

It's not like we have a "GOT in meltdown" thread either - although that place is a veritable China Syndrome of bitterness. 

[dave 5516]

It's Stockbridge Village mate. It winds my missus up when I call it that, so that's what it is

I'll give you that then.

[Purple Red]

The fascinating thing about the Mancs and the Blueshite is how closely they follow developments at our club. Much as I enjoy roundly mocking the sixth best team and the best team in the league on here I don't go out of my way to find out about their irrelevant summer business and what their fans are saying about their team. The only thing I find interesting on their forums is their hilariously small time posts about us. The difference is - they are analysing the Salah signing more than us. We won't even spend half the time talking about Perisic and Cuco Martina.

[Mahern]

The difference is - they are analysing the Salah signing more than us. We won't even spend half the time talking about Perisic and Cuco Martina.

Whoever the fuck they are?

[Magz50]

The fascinating thing about the Mancs and the Blueshite is how closely they follow developments at our club. Much as I enjoy roundly mocking the sixth best team and the best team in the league on here I don't go out of my way to find out about their irrelevant summer business and what their fans are saying about their team. The only thing I find interesting on their forums is their hilariously small time posts about us. The difference is - they are analysing the Salah signing more than us. We won't even spend half the time talking about Perisic and Cuco Martina.

That's only cause you're in denial of how good they'll be with Messi, Ronaldo, Maradona and Mueller next season. Just be honest with yourself mate.

[Purple Red]

That's only cause you're in denial of how good they'll be with Messi, Ronaldo, Maradona and Mueller next season. Just be honest with yourself mate.

 

[Yevgeny]

Matic for 40 million, says The Guardian. Set to be completed this week. 29 in August. Looks a pale imitation of the player he was in his first season there. Glad they won't be signing Fabinho.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata. Doesn't exactly inspire terror, does it?

[CallumLFC]

He's been average the last two years. Conte will have done very well to replace him with Bakayoko.

Strange window so far from them. I was expecting the likes of Greizmann, James and Fabinho to be signed and that would have been a scary prospect. Instead it could be Morata, Perisic and Matic.

Mourinho has kind of lost the plot.

[CrasherKid79]

Matic for 40 million, says The Guardian. Set to be completed this week. 29 in August. Looks a pale imitation of the player he was in his first season there. Glad they won't be signing Fabinho.

Lindelof, Matic, Perisic and Morata. Doesn't exactly inspire terror, does it?

40 mil for any player who isn't bringing guaranteed goals is hilarious, love it 

[pyroparty]

Great deal for Chelsea if true. One of their weakest first 11 players and they obviously planned to upgrade him this summer anyway. Not sure what he does for Utd even if he plays well, not like their problem is leaking goals.

[Elzar]

Great deal for Chelsea if true. One of their weakest first 11 players and they obviously planned to upgrade him this summer anyway. Not sure what he does for Utd even if he plays well, not like their problem is leaking goals.

He sets Fellaini free to play further forward

[CrasherKid79]

Great deal for Chelsea if true. One of their weakest first 11 players and they obviously planned to upgrade him this summer anyway. Not sure what he does for Utd even if he plays well, not like their problem is leaking goals.

He adds depth in shitcoats quest to field yerniteds first ever 4-6-0 formation.

[Purple Red]

Surely a very underwhelming signing for Mancs?

What would the hashtag even be? #MaticBoom doesn't have the same theatrical flair of #PogBoom.

[kesey]

It is Canny Farm, yer daft wool!! Fuckin Stockbridge Village...wool behaviour that la.

Tis the right answer.

Shame on you Andy lad.

[Elzar]

Surely a very underwhelming signing for Mancs?

What would the hashtag even be? #MaticBoom doesn't have the same theatrical flair of #PogBoom.

#MaTicaTacaTime

[fudge]

He sets Fellaini free to play further forward

[fudge]

He adds depth in shitcoats quest to field yerniteds first ever 4-6-0 formation.

over an entire season

[Frank Becton]

It's only a temporary one, the thread isn't specifically about RedCafe. Meanwhile, they make one just to scour through threads here for posts they can quote over there with some green smileys, often out of context.

Spot on, some of them spend ages browsing on here and then posting quotes on their meltdown thread, they also often have several LFC threads running at the same time.

[arthur sarnoff]

They really should have just saved a fortune and hired Pulis.

[S]

Think Matic could be alright for them, in a horribly boring sort of way.

Had no idea he was 28 though. It's hardly an exciting signing.