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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3800 on: February 12, 2019, 11:10:02 am »
I watched Scissored Isle for the first time last night. Not sure why I never got round to watching it before. It was enjoyable to pass the time and the old lady in Tesco is brilliant but I didn't think there were that many other memorable moments. Overall 7 on 10.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3801 on: February 12, 2019, 11:27:58 am »
Which series is it when Alan is in his car being filmed and spots his old schoolteacher in the street?

The guy is now a very frail old man on a motor scooter.

The camera still running inside the car you see Alan go over and is clearly shouting him down and bullying him on the street without fear of reprisal from an old man.

Typical Alan :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3802 on: February 12, 2019, 11:42:14 am »
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I watched Scissored Isle... Overall 7 on 10.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3803 on: February 12, 2019, 11:58:31 am »
Which series is it when Alan is in his car being filmed and spots his old schoolteacher in the street?

The guy is now a very frail old man on a motor scooter.

The camera still running inside the car you see Alan go over and is clearly shouting him down and bullying him on the street without fear of reprisal from an old man.

Typical Alan :lmao
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Didn’t it turn out to not even be the teacher? :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3804 on: February 12, 2019, 12:07:42 pm »
Let's make love.

That was classic intercourse. So, er...thanks.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3805 on: February 12, 2019, 12:35:37 pm »
I watched Scissored Isle for the first time last night. Not sure why I never got round to watching it before. It was enjoyable to pass the time and the old lady in Tesco is brilliant but I didn't think there were that many other memorable moments. Overall 7 on 10.

Come on, the interview with the Mayor when he's coming down off the MDMA the night before, and has to switch in post-recorded audio because he's so fucked  :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3806 on: February 12, 2019, 12:40:10 pm »
Regarding the Gibbons brothers, I think the stuff they've co-written is brilliant and my favourite Partridge to be honest. MMM is the pinnacle for me, it's close to perfection.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3807 on: February 12, 2019, 01:38:24 pm »
Come on, the interview with the Mayor when he's coming down off the MDMA the night before, and has to switch in post-recorded audio because he's so fucked  :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3808 on: February 12, 2019, 10:57:06 pm »
Great deleted scene from Mid-Morning Matters here:

https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/1093894392614662152?s=09
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3809 on: February 12, 2019, 11:13:53 pm »
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3810 on: February 13, 2019, 12:13:41 am »
I watched Scissored Isle for the first time last night. Not sure why I never got round to watching it before. It was enjoyable to pass the time and the old lady in Tesco is brilliant but I didn't think there were that many other memorable moments. Overall 7 on 10.

Ah man really?? So many great moments. The Youtube comments from Lynn at the start, the whole Tesco bit, the stuff with the kids at the party (ecstasy pillette), Alan turning to give the guy a piece of his mind then kissing his ass when it turns out he listens to Alan's show, the whole Free-gan guy thing (CHAV-MAN!), it's absolute pure gold! TEN ON TEN!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3811 on: February 13, 2019, 02:25:02 am »
Welcome To The Places, wasn’t it?

Didn’t it turn out to not even be the teacher? :D

Just found the clip on Vimeo. 

Yeah it was his teacher Mr Cragg.  "Old Crag-a-toa"

He's pointing in his face and insinuating that the teacher picked on him

Alan says when he gets back in the car. "It was nice to clear the air"

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3812 on: February 13, 2019, 10:15:14 am »
I think I was thinking of Marion & Geoff, it definitely happens in something.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3813 on: February 13, 2019, 10:19:59 am »
Just found the clip on Vimeo. 

Yeah it was his teacher Mr Cragg.  "Old Crag-a-toa"

He's pointing in his face and insinuating that the teacher picked on him

Alan says when he gets back in the car. "It was nice to clear the air"

 :lmao

You’ve made me search for the now! And apparently Mr Cragg is also the name of teacher mentioned by Michael when he’d like to attack his house with a helicopter!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3814 on: February 13, 2019, 10:37:18 am »
Tom Donaldson. Just a mate.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3815 on: February 13, 2019, 12:00:45 pm »
Tom Donaldson. Just a mate.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3820 on: February 13, 2019, 04:04:27 pm »
There’s no important Monday night games coming up, are there?

Going of the cast list, it looks like they’re going fictional guests. Which is a plus point.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3821 on: February 13, 2019, 04:09:00 pm »
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3822 on: February 13, 2019, 04:50:20 pm »
Has an Alan series been on BBC 1 before?

Mondays at 9.30. Sounds like that could be an old Crimewatch UK slot. Up yours, Sue Cook!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3823 on: February 13, 2019, 05:00:30 pm »
So it’s the next few Mondays rather than a full week of wall to wall Alan?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3824 on: February 13, 2019, 05:22:48 pm »
Post watershed too, so we can get full Partridge  :D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3825 on: February 13, 2019, 05:23:29 pm »
Confirmed for 25th Feb

https://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2019/09/this-time-with-alan-partridge?ns_mchannel=social&ns_linkname=corporate&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_press_office

Ruddy hell !

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3826 on: February 15, 2019, 05:54:29 am »
Ruddy hell !

Cannot wait. I will be ticking the days off and then re watching to make notes of the avalanche of new quotes and phrases. I am really looking forward to the episode that is apparently dedicated to the metoo movement
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3828 on: February 18, 2019, 02:53:55 am »
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3830 on: February 18, 2019, 01:23:41 pm »
My schedule is as clogged as John’s arteries.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3831 on: February 18, 2019, 02:18:48 pm »
".....we have a chemistry that sizzles like liver in a hot pan and crackles like a genuine house fire"

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3833 on: February 18, 2019, 09:02:39 pm »
I’m hoping to find a bin laden with food :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3834 on: February 18, 2019, 11:01:51 pm »
Sidekick Simon is on as well. Goal!!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3835 on: February 19, 2019, 12:27:36 am »
What is Alan shooting his air-rifle into?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3836 on: February 19, 2019, 04:17:02 pm »
Now a song from Michael Jackson, in happier times, before his mauling from Martin Bashir that led ultimately and directly to his death…and to Diana’s.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3837 on: February 19, 2019, 06:49:17 pm »
Anyone heard the radio advert running today ? It's brilliant but I can't find a link anywhere (It was on radio 4 early morning and then again just before the news - yes I am an old git who listens to radio 4 in the car. I reckon alan would consider it as well !)
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3838 on: February 19, 2019, 06:50:36 pm »
Sidekick Simon is on as well. Goal!!

Looking forward to seeing Lynn again as well. I reckon she brings out the 'best' Alan.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3839 on: February 20, 2019, 12:02:04 am »
Looking forward to seeing Lynn again as well. I reckon she brings out the 'best' Alan.

Or "my assistant" as he constantly refers to her in the books.

Another good thing from that Guardian article posted earlier is the fact Coogan and the old Day Today team could be working again. Not Day Today, but new material. Sweet.
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