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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3840 on: February 20, 2019, 07:29:25 pm »
Come on folks. Someone help me find the BBC radio trailer that has been on this week. It's not the official tv trailer but a different radio one and it is hilarious. I cannot find it anywhere online
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3841 on: February 20, 2019, 07:46:01 pm »
Or "my assistant" as he constantly refers to her in the books.


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3842 on: February 21, 2019, 08:10:22 am »
My dad was telling me last night that he was in his van and got pulled over this week by the police for an unsecured load. He's getting on a bit and I think they took pity because they got a rope and helped him tie the doors together properly. However one of them noticed his front number plate was on the dashboard and they asked how long it had been like that. He lied and said it had fallen off that morning, they could see by the dirt on the front of the van that wasn't true so ended up fining him for that, my mum thinks he could have gotten away with it if he'd have told the truth and they didn't like the obvious lie.

Thing is though, if you hang around with criminals, you're going to get lied to.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3843 on: February 21, 2019, 10:38:52 am »


Emily Maitlis talking about her cameo. In his One Show-type show, Alan interviews a hacktivist who for reasons of anonymity, is wearing a giraffe mask.  :D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3844 on: February 21, 2019, 10:43:36 am »
Thing is though, if you hang around with criminals, you're going to get lied to.
;D

I thought that might have cone down another route

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3845 on: February 21, 2019, 12:27:52 pm »
;D

I thought that might have cone down another route

I was expecting Bill Carr to feature I must say!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3846 on: February 21, 2019, 01:58:03 pm »
I was expecting Bill Carr to feature I must say!

How is Bill? Does he still live at 10 King Road in Ipswich?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3847 on: February 21, 2019, 04:11:39 pm »
His mate’s still just run off on him.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3848 on: February 21, 2019, 05:22:17 pm »
Come on folks. Someone help me find the BBC radio trailer that has been on this week. It's not the official tv trailer but a different radio one and it is hilarious. I cannot find it anywhere online


Is it just the one where he lists the people who won't be happy to see him back on telly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0002m81

2:50:45

you have to sign in though
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3849 on: February 21, 2019, 05:29:05 pm »

Is it just the one where he lists the people who won't be happy to see him back on telly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0002m81

2:50:45

you have to sign in though

It is ! I will try and find in on that link. Looks like I have to listen to some show but will try and get it to the right time you mention
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3850 on: February 21, 2019, 05:29:30 pm »
It is ! I will try and find in on that link. Looks like I have to listen to some show but will try and get it to the right time you mention

yeah should be able to skip to any point in it, just did it now
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3851 on: February 21, 2019, 06:50:01 pm »
yeah should be able to skip to any point in it, just did it now

Found it. Cheers for that. Scharma....
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3852 on: February 21, 2019, 10:13:11 pm »

Is it just the one where he lists the people who won't be happy to see him back on telly?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0002m81

2:50:45

you have to sign in though

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3853 on: February 24, 2019, 10:17:45 pm »
Knowing Me Knowing You about to start on Gold (110 on Sky). Nice little warm up for tomorrow night!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3854 on: February 24, 2019, 10:49:50 pm »
I’ve watched everything in the past week, bar the books episode they done post-IAPS2, I’m so excited, it’s saaaaaaaaaaad.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3855 on: February 25, 2019, 08:25:03 am »
Coogan interview on Radio 2 at the minute.

Just read an article in the Independent saying, they’re already working on a new show.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3856 on: February 25, 2019, 09:53:42 am »
He's sent an email to everyone who works at the BBC...  ;D


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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3857 on: February 25, 2019, 12:41:45 pm »
I'm currently eating a Scotch Egg in his honour.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3858 on: February 25, 2019, 12:47:44 pm »
So excited for tonight I might have a Toblerone.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3859 on: February 25, 2019, 12:59:56 pm »
So exited I've ordered myself a lacquered, cast iron egg tree.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3860 on: February 25, 2019, 01:37:58 pm »
I'm currently eating a Scotch Egg in his honour.

Just a clump of creds for me.

Big Nev completely wrong here but not surprised to see many Evertonians in agreement with him. This country... https://twitter.com/NevilleSouthall/status/1099383525348986880

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3861 on: February 25, 2019, 02:06:43 pm »
He then goes on to agree with someone who says Jack Whitehall and Sarah Milican are good comedians.

They’re not even funnier than rain.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3863 on: February 25, 2019, 03:35:49 pm »
Cannot fucking wait until tonight. It's been so long Alan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKmYLm23pTE

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3864 on: February 25, 2019, 03:55:26 pm »
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/alan-partridge-sandwich-review

 :lmao

".....industrial-scale sexual harassment for which the Corporation is now famous...."

I have to admit, I am more excited about this than Wednesday's game. I am sure that will change but Alan back where he belongs is going to be something to behold.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3865 on: February 25, 2019, 04:35:00 pm »
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/alan-partridge-sandwich-review

aHa that's brilliant. Fucking boots and their central packing. I had one from an Indian owned corner shop by me the other day that'd been 'packed centrally'. It's just wrong.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3866 on: February 25, 2019, 04:51:05 pm »
It's well worth sending a good luck email to his new BBC email address just to get the auto-reply alan.partridge-bbc@bbc.co.uk 
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3867 on: February 25, 2019, 04:54:35 pm »
:lmao

".....industrial-scale sexual harassment for which the Corporation is now famous...."

I have to admit, I am more excited about this than Wednesday's game. I am sure that will change but Alan back where he belongs is going to be something to behold.

We're playing Wednesday?

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3868 on: February 25, 2019, 05:12:36 pm »


This might be Norwich's best day ever. First, Olivia Colman wins an Oscar, and the city's real Favourite gets a new series.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3869 on: February 25, 2019, 05:37:04 pm »
It's well worth sending a good luck email to his new BBC email address just to get the auto-reply alan.partridge-bbc@bbc.co.uk

Thank you. I have just had my auto response. It will be printed and framed
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3870 on: February 25, 2019, 08:21:32 pm »
Thank you. I have just had my auto response. It will be printed and framed

And me, cheers.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3871 on: February 25, 2019, 08:29:21 pm »
Saw this in the Independent, quote from the Gibbon bros

”There is more in the tank, too. Filming will soon start on a different Partridge series, a Dimbleby-style grand sweep of British history in which he will “probably bite off more than he can chew”.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3873 on: February 25, 2019, 09:25:57 pm »
This is the worst day of my life. My sky box basically blew up this evening and BBC is not on Sky Go in Ireland, and it looks like the iPlayer is blocked on every VPN I try.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3874 on: February 25, 2019, 09:27:39 pm »
be quite funny if it's shite now.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3875 on: February 25, 2019, 10:04:29 pm »
That Hacktivist interview was classic. The fucking giraffe impression :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3876 on: February 25, 2019, 10:05:00 pm »
well I enjoyed it.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3877 on: February 25, 2019, 10:05:56 pm »
Those emails  ;D

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3878 on: February 25, 2019, 10:06:12 pm »
Alice Clunt.

It's Alice Fluck.

I see what I've done.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3879 on: February 25, 2019, 10:07:11 pm »



Hygiene...Hi :lmao

That killed me! Along with "Alice Clunt...it's Fluck..." ;D
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