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« Reply #5000 on: March 12, 2020, 05:07:11 pm »
He was instructed to attack as was Ox to counter their shutting down of the wing attack Worked great.


On a team of versatile players, he is top. 
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« Reply #5001 on: March 12, 2020, 07:28:23 pm »
Gyroscopic balance, adhesive close control, lightning acceleration, and ruthless finishing, the press-proof Gini is probably the most complete midfielder I've seen since peak Gerrard. Up there with Beaker at City but ridiculously underrated outside of Anfield and the Oranje.

Confirming his contract extension has to be a priority once we finally close out the league title.

Agreed Rossi.

I bet the Spanish rate him though. If Liverpool don’t renew (god, I hope they do) then he’ll have suitors in Real and ‘Lona.
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« Reply #5002 on: March 12, 2020, 07:32:32 pm »
His burst down the wing to setup Bobby last night was amazing as was his goal.
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« Reply #5003 on: March 12, 2020, 07:49:29 pm »
My only question after the game is whether we can set up tactically more often where Gini is unleashed in this fashion. He and Ox were breathtaking as the tandem 8s with Hendo at the 6.

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« Reply #5004 on: March 12, 2020, 08:08:21 pm »
AS I have been saying to my little daughter since 2018, Georginio is my favourite Liverpool player. The little one also thinks he has a really cool name that she enjoys pronouncing now.

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« Reply #5005 on: March 12, 2020, 08:28:53 pm »
Gyroscopic balance, adhesive close control, lightning acceleration, and ruthless finishing, the press-proof Gini is probably the most complete midfielder I've seen since peak Gerrard. Up there with Beaker at City but ridiculously underrated outside of Anfield and the Oranje.

Confirming his contract extension has to be a priority once we finally close out the league title.

Beautifully put. He was fucking boss.
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« Reply #5006 on: March 18, 2020, 01:16:32 am »
Any rumours of a contract?
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« Reply #5007 on: March 18, 2020, 04:07:40 am »
Gyroscopic balance, adhesive close control, lightning acceleration, and ruthless finishing, the press-proof Gini ...

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« Reply #5008 on: March 18, 2020, 05:56:14 am »
"Ruthless finishing" is a bit of a hyperbole, to be honest, especially for Liverpool (he seems to be far more clinical for the Oranje).

Fantastic player though, Gini. Love watching him shield the ball in tight spaces under loads of pressure. Never seems to be lose it!

My favourite trait though is his bright, infectious smile. He seems to have a really good vibe about him and gets along with everyone. One of those who is tough to dislike, especially if he beams his 1,000-watt smile at you. :D
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« Reply #5009 on: March 18, 2020, 02:09:42 pm »
"Ruthless finishing" is a bit of a hyperbole, to be honest, especially for Liverpool (he seems to be far more clinical for the Oranje).

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My favourite trait though is his bright, infectious smile. He seems to have a really good vibe about him and gets along with everyone. One of those who is tough to dislike, especially if he beams his 1,000-watt smile at you. :D
Really? Hyperbole? I struggle to think of an example of his less than clinical finishing. He’s not a prolific goalscorer even by CM/AM standards but when the opportunity presents, he always gets it on target and usually with pinpoint precision - see Barcelona, Everton, Atletico. And I referred to his value to the Dutch NT, which you acknowledge. Maybe “laser-guided” a better description than ruthless then if you prefer.

Regardless, he’s one of the few players, even in our team of superlatives, who appears to play on pure instinct. You can’t see his thought process because he’s already made the decision about 5 seconds earlier before he’s even received the ball. My favourite Wijnaldum moment was the glorious nutmeg flick/attack that left that lump Maguire for dead. Vast majority of players would, anticipating the challenge, control that ball and look to lay it off square to a teammate, but not Gini.

Not sure a “bright infectious 1000-watt smile” makes my list of attributes to highlight in a footballer but hey. Sure he always comes across as a really good guy, but make no mistake, there’s an intensely competitive and fierce spirit there (see goal celebrations) and I particularly liked his post-match attitude after the 4-0 last May, saying he was “angry” about not starting.

Anyway, looks like we’re securing him ASAP as I hoped...

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #5010 on: March 18, 2020, 07:26:39 pm »
Really? Hyperbole? I struggle to think of an example of his less than clinical finishing. He’s not a prolific goalscorer even by CM/AM standards but when the opportunity presents, he always gets it on target and usually with pinpoint precision
Come on mate, I'm the last to criticise our players and Gini is boss+ as far as I'm concerned, but really, there have been quite a lot of occasions where
it has looked like he doesn't know what a ball even is, when on a goal-shooting opportunity.

I've mentioned before how changeable he can be; sometimes fiendishly clinical; other times, like, ''what's this spherical thing and what am I supposed to do with it?''

Fortunately it doesn't matter, as he is superb at what he is there to do.
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« Reply #5011 on: March 19, 2020, 12:01:33 am »
I get your point except I don’t think it’s ever a case of poor finishing per se, just there are occasional games that completely pass him by, like he’s on a golf course rather than a football pitch.

I have no idea whether it’s some sort of tactical disconnect against particularly stubborn opposition or he’s had a bad night’s kip or something, but the inconsistency isn’t unusual even amongst elite players in this role and you only notice because it’s in stark contrast to the majority of the time that they're unplayable.

God knows I’ve seen entire games where De Bruyne looks like he’s caught somewhere between mild dyspraxia and thoughts he’s possibly left his gas oven on.
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« Reply #5012 on: March 21, 2020, 10:31:27 am »
A wonderfully combative and technical player that sometimes goes unnoticed - but we need the likes of him, Hendo and Fabs to let the front three thrive.
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« Reply #5013 on: April 6, 2020, 03:52:41 am »
From wiki:

The Unofficial World Champions* are the Netherlands. They won it when beating Germany 4-2 last year and have defended it 5 times since. Of course goal machine Gini holds the record number of goals scored during this run   8)

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unofficial_Football_World_Championships

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« Reply #5014 on: May 2, 2020, 11:26:14 pm »
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According to the Athletic’s James Pearce, Jurgen Klopp is ‘desperate’ to keep hold of midfielder Gini Wijnaldum, who is about to enter the final year of his contract with Liverpool.
Pearce adds that the 29-year-old’s agent has so far ‘failed to reach a compromise over terms’ regarding a new deal with Reds sporting director Michael Edwards.

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« Reply #5015 on: May 3, 2020, 03:47:01 pm »
Hope he extends his contract, he always shows up when it really matters.

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« Reply #5016 on: May 3, 2020, 03:48:49 pm »
Hope he extends his contract, he always shows up when it really matters.

Indeed. The way he raises his performance in the big games is amazing. He was out of this world against Atletico.

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« Reply #5017 on: May 3, 2020, 07:50:12 pm »
I love it when he scores.

On another note, congrats to Gini and his missus on the newborn son

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« Reply #5018 on: May 9, 2020, 04:44:25 pm »
Indeed. The way he raises his performance in the big games is amazing. He was out of this world against Atletico.

Yep, have said it for years but when it comes down to it he is consistently our best big game player. Glad to see he's starting to get his recognition.
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« Reply #5019 on: May 13, 2020, 09:20:18 am »
Obviously there are circumstances making things a lot more difficult but does anyone know if his contract situation is any closer to being sorted? Would be crazy to lose Gini

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« Reply #5020 on: May 13, 2020, 11:33:38 am »
Indeed. The way he raises his performance in the big games is amazing. He was out of this world against Atletico.

I wonder if we had played him too deep. Because he seems to score a lot more on goals/per game for Netherlands.

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« Reply #5021 on: May 16, 2020, 06:44:29 am »
I wonder if we had played him too deep. Because he seems to score a lot more on goals/per game for Netherlands.

There's that, and I also suspect the Netherlands play comparatively poorer opposition than Liverpool? I mean, the Netherlands are a far stronger team than most of their opponents, so it also stands to reason that he's going to score more (because he gets more chances in a more advanced position).

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« Reply #5022 on: May 16, 2020, 08:14:00 am »
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« Reply #5023 on: May 16, 2020, 09:11:22 am »
He's the most underrated player in the league in my opinion.  He'd walk into any midfield in the country. The contract situation is a concern, I don't think he'll sign a new one, not because he wants to move elsewhere, but because it'll be his last big contract and he's probably looking for the security we won't offer at his age.  It doesn't alter the fact that he's been a brilliant signing and Klopp has turned him into a completely different player to the attacking one that plays for Holland.

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« Reply #5024 on: May 16, 2020, 09:17:44 am »


One of my favs that top. He may even look slightly better than me in it, but only just
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« Reply #5025 on: May 16, 2020, 11:31:02 am »
There's that, and I also suspect the Netherlands play comparatively poorer opposition than Liverpool? I mean, the Netherlands are a far stronger team than most of their opponents, so it also stands to reason that he's going to score more (because he gets more chances in a more advanced position).
That’s very true although we don’t see Memphis Depay score as freely for Netherlands in their recent matches. Maybe theirs is a system that doesn’t need Gini to play deep whereas we really needed him to play deeper to recycle the ball. There is simply no one else in the team doing that and as playing Fabinho alone in that position normally weakens us.

We have 3 starting central midfielders that is in their or coming into 30s so I can understand why the club is nervous about the contract situation.


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« Reply #5027 on: June 9, 2020, 05:36:09 pm »
If we aren't going to be spending this summer, let's make sure everyone is back. Gini seems to have been the last on the list that we needed to get wrapped up. Hopefully it's done soon. He is essential.
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« Reply #5028 on: June 10, 2020, 02:39:26 pm »
At least there has been positive talks according to the guardian. As others have said, he has to be one of the most underrated players in the league but those who watch closely can see his value. Always turns up in the big games too, get that contract signed!!!

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« Reply #5029 on: July 18, 2020, 02:05:21 pm »
Has their been any update on his contract talks?

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« Reply #5030 on: July 19, 2020, 12:25:57 pm »
https://twitter.com/GWijnaldum/status/1284784175959224322

I wonder what everyone makes of this tweet. Sounds like a farewell tweet to me.

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« Reply #5031 on: July 19, 2020, 12:37:22 pm »
If he had said "what a journey it has been" then maybe but adding so far suggests he doesn't think it's 100% over yet

Definitely not 100% over yet.

I just wonder why it's taking this long. They've had positive talks over 40 days ago but the contract still hasn't been signed.

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« Reply #5032 on: July 19, 2020, 12:48:04 pm »
https://twitter.com/GWijnaldum/status/1284784175959224322

I wonder what everyone makes of this tweet. Sounds like a farewell tweet to me.

The “so far” suggests otherwise imo.

He’s an incredibly bright guy, I think he’d wait until after the last game before doing or hinting at a farewell tweet.

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« Reply #5033 on: July 19, 2020, 02:17:34 pm »
I don't think it's a farewell message.

But it's difficult to be optimistic about the future of any player who let's their contract run into its final year. I'd love for him to sign a new one, rumours linking us with midfielders in the same situation as Wijnaldum lead me to think we might be preparing for the eventuality that he won't.
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« Reply #5034 on: July 19, 2020, 02:25:40 pm »
So many virgins replying to his tweet on there, Fuckin' hell.  ;D

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« Reply #5035 on: July 19, 2020, 02:44:14 pm »
He’s a strange player. Big game player, and his best performances in a red shirt have been in the big games (Roma, Barcelona) and he’s a strong mentality in the squad. No doubt we’ll miss him when he’s gone. But it amazes me how anonymous he can be when he’s not up against a good side. It’s like he has a switch.

Arsenal the other day was a good example. He has so much ability going forward but he never really shows it. Zero assists in 2 seasons is a strange statistic.

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« Reply #5036 on: July 19, 2020, 04:29:09 pm »
https://twitter.com/GWijnaldum/status/1284784175959224322

I wonder what everyone makes of this tweet. Sounds like a farewell tweet to me.

"So proud to be part of this club" sounds like a farewell?
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« Reply #5037 on: July 19, 2020, 05:17:37 pm »
"So proud to be part of this club" sounds like a farewell?

Also "what journey so far" suggests it's not finished
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« Reply #5038 on: July 19, 2020, 10:21:11 pm »
The only way to really tell is to see what his body language is like against Chelsea.

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« Reply #5039 on: July 19, 2020, 10:23:25 pm »
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