Author Topic: General Manchester City thread (Read 3430241 times)

Mighty Zeus · « **Reply #34600 on:** November 10, 2019, 02:50:48 pm »

Completely unverifiable rumours that Ederson and Rodri are both starting, which if true is... Jesus, lads, some Solskjær-level mindfuckery, absolutely blindsiding everyone, may as well call it now, the gasp of confusion and upset from the Liverpool dressing room will be audible from outside Anfield.

Even their mindgames are so profoundly fucking cringy.

But you know, IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE CHAMPIONS CLAP YOUR HANDS

CLAP CLAP

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE REALLY GOOD FOOTBALLERS IN BLUE CLAP YOUR ARM-ENDS

CLAP CLAP

IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE LEAGUE-WINNING CHAMPION FOOTBALLERS FROM MANCHESTER AND YOU REALLY WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR MASCULINE CONTENTMENT AND JOY AT THEIR VICTORY, IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE MIGHTY BLUE LIONS OF MANCHESTER THE MORALLY SPOTLESS CHAMPIONS OF THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL 'PREMIER LEAGUE', STRIKE YOUR PALMS TOGETHER TO MAKE A 'CLAPPING' NOISE

Kekule · « **Reply #34601 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:01:46 pm »

Shocked, shocked, I tell you. I mean I don’t imagine anyone ever saw that one coming.

It wasn’t the most transparent, and least convincing, attempt at trying to throw people off the scent at all. We’re in the presence of true genius here people.

Zlen · « **Reply #34602 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:02:31 pm »

Couldn’t care if they field a team of Maradonas, Makelleles, Messis and Maldinis. They are going to face their fears today. This is the reckoning, this is the red tide of boiling blood and hope hitting your every fibre. This is everything they don’t want to face. This is a team that does not fear them, that does not give up and does not surrender. You want it? You’ll have to want it more than us and good fucking luck with that.

Clint Eastwood · « **Reply #34603 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:05:04 pm »

Lovely day for a Kopparberg.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #34604 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:05:10 pm »

Yep, couldn’t care less who starts. It was always gong to be an extremely string side

The only question was god got be how strong their bench was.

Doc Red · « **Reply #34605 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:07:26 pm »

Quote from: Mighty Zeus on November 10, 2019, 09:53:43 am

OK, serious question.

If Manchester City met PSG in the Champions League now, would they be all “Hello to our French brothers and sisters, fellow disruptors of the status quo and enemies of the cartel!”

Or would they be all “Hello, perfectly normal football team like us, whose sudden and perfectly normal gigantic wealth is completely irrelevant to the fact they can suddenly afford players like Neymar"?

Consider the Qatar royal family is still blacklisted by the Emirati royal family and the Saudi royal family, I actually think they'll be plenty of animosity. I havent watched BEIN sports but I wonder if their analysis of City games has become less neutral than it used to be.

Ratboy3G · « **Reply #34606 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:12:42 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on November 10, 2019, 10:31:28 am

They'll be a minutes silence before the game today, presumably for Man City's bus.

RIP.

So ruddy, bloody brave

Dench57 · « **Reply #34607 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:49:11 pm »

Saw and heard a lot of wanker signs, booing and swearing at the City bus as it went past. Absolutely disgraceful and our fans should be ashamed of themselves, City players could well be traumatised from the ordeal and my thoughts and prayers are with them at this difficult time x #LestWeForget #Bus

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #34608 on:** November 10, 2019, 03:51:48 pm »

Swearing at the bus? Bang out of order that. What if the bus had kids?

FiSh77 · « **Reply #34609 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:25:01 pm »

4th place wankers

Dim Glas · « **Reply #34610 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:25:31 pm »

Guardiola lost it there

FiSh77 · « **Reply #34611 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:26:34 pm »

Quote from: Dim Glas on November 10, 2019, 06:25:31 pm

Guardiola lost it there

I thought he was very polite "thank you very very much"

Snail · « **Reply #34612 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:26:42 pm »

Mind the fucking gap ay

Medellin · « **Reply #34613 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:26:53 pm »

Fuck you baldy.

El Lobo · « **Reply #34614 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:27:16 pm »

Thank you so much giant scarf

Tobelius · « **Reply #34615 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:27:57 pm »

Nice to see the boys flush these little plastic turds right down the toilet,added bonus was seeing Guardiola totally losing his rag on the sidelines.

Dench57 · « **Reply #34616 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:29:18 pm »

Unluckeeeee you scuffy c*nts

Dim Glas · « **Reply #34617 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:29:47 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on November 10, 2019, 06:26:34 pm

I thought he was very polite "thank you very very much"

And losing it with the crowd 2nd half too with that rightly non call for a peno.

Not a good look for the Great Guardiola!

Ravishing Rick Dude · « **Reply #34618 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:29:59 pm »

Kekule · « **Reply #34619 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:30:21 pm »

TheTeflonJohn · « **Reply #34620 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:30:33 pm »

Fuck off bus wankers

Phil M · « **Reply #34621 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:30:49 pm »

'THANK YOU SO MUCH!'

Something Worse · « **Reply #34622 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:30:55 pm »

ALOPECIAN ASSHOLE

FiSh77 · « **Reply #34623 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:31:20 pm »

If you're gonna finger yer sister shout hooray
If you're gonna finger yer sister shout hooray
If you're gonna finger yer sister but you really want to fist her
If you're gonna finger yer sister shout hooray

planet-terror · « **Reply #34624 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:32:53 pm »

Poor pip

rob1966 · « **Reply #34625 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:33:14 pm »

He'll be getting taken for a drive in the desert soon.

Kekule · « **Reply #34626 on:** November 10, 2019, 06:35:07 pm »

Oh, and it’s a bit of a fucking cheek for that planet headed c*nt, who admitted to chopping down Salah to stop him scoring at 0-0 in January and got away with it, to be complaining about decisions.

Perhaps he should concern himself with his Anderlecht side only being 10th in a pub league. Now fuck off.