I just got a cold cold before from a weird bloke. He started shouting "I'M THE DANDY HIGHWAY MAN"
I tried to interject, but he just shouted "WHO YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO MENTION!!!"
I was going "Hello.. Hello.. FFS.."
But he carried on; "I SPEND MY CASH ON LOOKING FLASH AND GRABBING YOUR ATTENTION!!!!"
I tried again to tell him that I wasn't interested.
But he was adamant.