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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #120 on: November 24, 2021, 09:59:07 pm »
Matip's reaction when Thiago scores is brilliant, from behind the goal, top right of the shot!!
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #121 on: November 24, 2021, 09:59:19 pm »
Nice and easy.  Incredible strike by Thiago, just kisses the pitch and never gets more than about 6 inches of the ground. Amazing.

Absolute wondergoal. Cleaner strike I've never seen.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #122 on: November 24, 2021, 09:59:20 pm »
Weird last 15 minutes, you'd think they were 2 up with the amount of rolling around after innocuous knocks

They were at it all game……pathetic bunch of players.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #123 on: November 24, 2021, 09:59:32 pm »
Nice little work out that, Thiago probably the second best midfielder to ever do it in this country after Stevie.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #124 on: November 24, 2021, 09:59:55 pm »
Well, after a sleep-inducing first half, that ended up as a routine 2-0 win.

Porto are a bizarre team. They needed a result yet were timewasting and rolling around feigning injury whilst losing.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #125 on: November 24, 2021, 10:00:01 pm »
They are in front of Milan based on head to head.

There’s no away goals as a tie breaker anymore. So they have 1 win each, by 1 goal, and Milan have a better overall goal difference.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #126 on: November 24, 2021, 10:00:14 pm »
with just three wins between them, one each!

Group of death my arse!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #127 on: November 24, 2021, 10:00:20 pm »
Great professional result. Take the kids to the San Siro for a pre-Christmas trip

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #128 on: November 24, 2021, 10:01:24 pm »
Always nice to throw 2.8 million euros into the pot playing a league cup side at a friendly pace.   ;D
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #129 on: November 24, 2021, 10:01:27 pm »
Nice goals, no injuries, atletico lost, happy days. 

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #130 on: November 24, 2021, 10:01:48 pm »
Great professional result. Take the kids to the San Siro for a pre-Christmas trip

San Siro getting demolished so maybe the last time we'll play there.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #131 on: November 24, 2021, 10:01:53 pm »
They are without a doubt the worst lads I have ever seen.

That doesn't take away from Mo, Thiago, Tyler, Ox, Mini, Matip, the insomniac greek, Konate, Williams, Alli or Sadio. An absolute jaunt.

Opened a bottle to toast the quality of the 2 goals. Blessings

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #132 on: November 24, 2021, 10:02:05 pm »
Milner is a magician. Conjured a yellow card out of nothing.

Fantastic result though. Very happy with Morton's performance. Did not look out of place.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #133 on: November 24, 2021, 10:02:09 pm »
Professional performance.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #134 on: November 24, 2021, 10:03:35 pm »
Lovely cushioned header for Thiagoooooo!

Oh yah beautyyyy!!! What a hit son, what a hit!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #135 on: November 24, 2021, 10:04:02 pm »
Thought Morton was excellent, great range of passing.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #136 on: November 24, 2021, 10:05:21 pm »
Thiago Morton deserves his own thread.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #137 on: November 24, 2021, 10:05:35 pm »
Dimwit on BT# Thiago, have you scored a better goal than that?
Thiago # yeeaahhhh

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #138 on: November 24, 2021, 10:05:53 pm »
Milner is a magician. Conjured a yellow card out of nothing.

Fantastic result though. Very happy with Morton's performance. Did not look out of place.

Morton is capable of playing in our first team. He's where Jones was probably a couple of seasons ago in terms of getting the domestic cup games and a good opportunity to play in the CL with us being through. Klopp wants him to fill out but Porto wasn't a problem in that sense as an opponent, a real soft as shite team.

He's the kind of player we need as well. A deeper midfield who can do the nitty gritty and with a good range of passing.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #139 on: November 24, 2021, 10:06:23 pm »
Robbo was fantastic when he came on. This is what competition for places is all about.

Porto though. What a feeble team. You'd have thought they were already out judging by the way they played.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #140 on: November 24, 2021, 10:06:28 pm »
Thiago's face when he was substituted  :lmao

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #141 on: November 24, 2021, 10:07:05 pm »
Thiago Morton deserves his own thread.
Go on flash kick it off.   It should probably be labelled Thiago Morton as well
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« Reply #142 on: November 24, 2021, 10:07:06 pm »

Liked the look of Dias or Diaz.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #143 on: November 24, 2021, 10:08:05 pm »
srsly guys, that goal from Thiago. Damn. Shades of Stevie G in his prime with that strike.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #144 on: November 24, 2021, 10:08:46 pm »
Well, after a sleep-inducing first half, that ended up as a routine 2-0 win.

Porto are a bizarre team. They needed a result yet were timewasting and rolling around feigning injury whilst losing.

was fucking embarrassing. Was one of the worst performances I've ever seen in European football. And it was a performance... like actors on stage pretending they played football.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #145 on: November 24, 2021, 10:09:13 pm »
Thiago’s face celebrating that!

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #146 on: November 24, 2021, 10:09:25 pm »
srsly guys, that goal from Thiago. Damn. Shades of Stevie G in his prime with that strike.
A goal that was too good for this game. He was head and shoulders over everybody on that pitch, technically.
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« Reply #147 on: November 24, 2021, 10:11:25 pm »
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #148 on: November 24, 2021, 10:11:35 pm »
was fucking embarrassing. Was one of the worst performances I've ever seen in European football. And it was a performance... like actors on stage pretending they played football.

It was cringe. The worst I can remember off the top of my head. They had no interest in anything else in the 2nd half.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #149 on: November 24, 2021, 10:12:01 pm »
Their playacting was just as bad as their football. No one was fooled. It was embarrassing to watch.

Even Conceicao Sr looked unimpressed when his kid went down late on.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #150 on: November 24, 2021, 10:12:15 pm »
Shades of Diogo Jota putting Ramsey on his arse from Salah there. Put the Porto lad on his arse in much the same way, just a hint of a dropped shoulder.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #151 on: November 24, 2021, 10:12:23 pm »
55 goals in 19 games!  :o
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #152 on: November 24, 2021, 10:12:27 pm »
srsly guys, that goal from Thiago. Damn. Shades of Stevie G in his prime with that strike.

In slow motion replay, it looks like a eagle swooping down to find its prey and then taking flight. Beautiful strike.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 10:14:31 pm by RedForeverTT »

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #153 on: November 24, 2021, 10:13:06 pm »
Really didn't get out of 2nd gear and still won easy. Some of the whining on here at half time  :lmao :lmao

Porto and Madrid spent more time playacting and diving in these group games than playing football. Two pathetic clubs.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #154 on: November 24, 2021, 10:13:50 pm »
Their playacting was just as bad as their football. No one was fooled. It was embarrassing to watch.

Even Conceicao Sr looked unimpressed when his kid went down late on.
yet again the ref didn't buy any of their shite. The European refs are light-years ahead of anything the PL have to offer
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #155 on: November 24, 2021, 10:13:54 pm »
was fucking embarrassing. Was one of the worst performances I've ever seen in European football. And it was a performance... like actors on stage pretending they played football.
Yep. A somewhat shameful approach and mindset from Porto.

We get used to certain teams timewasting and feigning injury whilst actually ahead in a big game, but to do it at 2-0 down when they desperately needed at least a draw was utterly bizarre and pathetic.
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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #156 on: November 24, 2021, 10:14:11 pm »
A goal that was too good for this game. He was head and shoulders over everybody on that pitch, technically.

for sure, it was technically exquisite and he's a MOTM contender.

I would've lost my fucking voice had he scored that beauty on a more meaningful game... god I hope he stays fit for an extended period of time. We can't afford to lose more players considering our schedule + AFCON on the horizon.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #157 on: November 24, 2021, 10:14:16 pm »
Glad we won. Gutted for Sadio though. It feels like VAR officials just despise him. They can fuck off.

Let's go beat Milan and make it a perfect 18.

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #158 on: November 24, 2021, 10:16:14 pm »
Thiago's face when he was substituted  :lmao

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Re: CL: Liverpool 2 vs 0 Porto Thiago ‘52 Salah ‘70
« Reply #159 on: November 24, 2021, 10:16:18 pm »
In slow motion replay, it looks like a eagle swooping down to find its prey and then taking flight. Beautiful strike.

Ahh great analogy. With supreme grace that eagle.
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