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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #200 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:50 pm »
Brilliant redmen!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #201 on: October 24, 2021, 06:32:58 pm »
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #202 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:00 pm »
positive result but not so much on the injuries

hope for some positive update on milly, naby, thiago and fab. and maybe matip and gomez on the bench was just managing their game time hopefully.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #203 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:02 pm »



I laughed for about five minutes at that old miserable tramp and then Kenny pissing his sides right after :lmao
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #204 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:08 pm »

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #205 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:12 pm »
A thoroughly humiliating and pathetic afternoon in every conceivable way for Manchester United.

Embarassed by far better individuals and a collective unit on the pitch.
Their biggest star lost his temper and could have been sent off.
Their second biggest star lost his temper and was sent off for a wreckless challenge.
Their fans left in droves at half time.
Their remaining fans once again resorted to a non-stop barrage of chanting “murderers”, always the victims” and “The Sun was right”.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #206 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:15 pm »
Na na, na na, na na, nana na na na.

I was having a go at pre match overconfidence too.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #207 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:16 pm »


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #208 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:35 pm »
Anyone know what stream Roy Keane is on?  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #209 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:43 pm »
Ronaldo’s goal being disallowed was hilarious. Well, everything bar their petulant injuring of our players was hilarious.
yep they've turned into Everton
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #210 on: October 24, 2021, 06:33:48 pm »
That was glorious...
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #211 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:01 pm »
Fucking brilliant. I don't know what was more humiliating, us scoring a sixth or just doing passing drills for the last 20 mins on their patch. Pubs half empty. All the United fans have fucked off home.

What a game. What a team. This is why I love football.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #212 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:04 pm »
I can't decide if we showed them some mercy in that second half, or we were just trying to not compound the humiliation so that Ole doesn't get sacked.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #213 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:14 pm »
Glorious. Just glorious.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #214 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:29 pm »
Sensational. What a team and manager we have.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #215 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:31 pm »
A gulf between us - incredible the level we’re playing at

Depressed about Naby … hes so so good
Annoyingly it’s all our AMs that are getting injured

Anyway … what can you say one of the best league games in our history … in 2nd gear

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #216 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:39 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #218 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:52 pm »
I’m not sure it gets any better than that...
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #219 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:52 pm »
Great game, our pressing and passing was just too much for them to handle. Great coaching from us.

Ole giving up at 65 mins and taking off Fernandes and Rashford, while not bringing on Sancho, was just defeatist mentality. Lovely to watch.

Kinda disappointed that we were nice and played keep ball for the last 20 mins, would've been sweet to run up the score but oh well. I guess conserving energy and keeping Ole in a job are nice side effects of that.

Hope Keita is ok and gets back soon. Bad challenge by Pogthug. I felt if ref had sent off one of their many could-have-been-reds (Ronaldo, Fred, Fernandes) before that, that tackle on Keita wouldn't have happened.

Salah magic again. Our football is pretty slick. Great performance all round.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #220 on: October 24, 2021, 06:34:53 pm »
Any post match streams?
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #221 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:05 pm »
That Fergie to Kenny bit is the greatest few seconds of telly I've EVER seen. Fucking beautiful  :champ

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #222 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:11 pm »

I think I see Harry Maguire there passing the red kiosk.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #223 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:15 pm »
What is it? :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #224 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:17 pm »



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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #225 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:22 pm »
Mag-fucking-nificent. Took the last half hour off and still spanked them 5-0.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #226 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:22 pm »
Magnificient.
Tempered only by the assault on Naby who must have had one of his best ever games for us. A great team performance against a bunch of over-hyped, disorganised individuals. Salah continues to dazzle.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #227 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:22 pm »
The Naby injury by that disgusting overrated prima donna really took the shine off of what was one of the best performances I have ever seen from a Liverpool side. We've absolutely destroyed them in every facet of the game.

And Wythenshaw's finest only booked him!  Despite 6 or 7 bookings he still let them get away with murder, moaning Bruno and the prima donna should both have been off.  And Fred did a Griezeman and got away with it.   
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #229 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:27 pm »



Literal LOL moment, brilliant to see

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #230 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:28 pm »
I can't decide if we showed them some mercy in that second half, or we were just trying to not compound the humiliation so that Ole doesn't get sacked.

Sian did ask the team to go easy at half time.  ;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #231 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:30 pm »
Happy fucking days.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #232 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:47 pm »
What a fucking performance. Hope naby is OK..  im gonna get so fucking drunk. The atmosphere in my place was tremendous, video incoming soon

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #233 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:48 pm »
Wake me up.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:50 pm »


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #235 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:54 pm »
Absolutely outstanding, what a result.

It’s a shame that we took our foot off their neck after the sending off, it could have been really REALLY embarrassing.

Still, what a boost that’ll give our lads now for the rest of the season.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #236 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:55 pm »
Fantastic result that. The injuries have took the shine off a little bit because we are already struggling for numbers coming into this. Hopefully Fabinho isn't out long and Thiago is nearly there also.

Seriously think Ole will walk before he's sacked, shame like as could really of done with him at the wheel a little longer

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #237 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:58 pm »
Incredible. Night and day difference in quality, United offered nothing other than a couple of long range speculative shots. That seems to be their only strategy.

What a team performance from us. Here’s to hoping Milner and Keita comes back ASAP.

They turned to absolutely yard dogs as soon as they knew the game was done. Ronaldo could have seen red for that attack on Curtis, Maguire to me denied Jota a clear goal scoring opportunity and a few more reckless fouls that could have ended worse.

Up the reds, glad we had 20 mins to rest at the end of that game and knock it about. Would love to see how many passes we completed!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #238 on: October 24, 2021, 06:35:59 pm »
Well done the lads. Brilliant. Every one of ‘em!
Taylor needs kicking out of the league after that.

Fernandez lucky not sent off for a shithouse tackle.
Pogba is a bully and a thug end of.
As for the other lazy bugger Ronaldo, he needs a blue mobility badge on his shirt, he is so lazy.
They shit themselves when he assaulted Jone and the team actually piled in.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #239 on: October 24, 2021, 06:36:06 pm »
Would’ve settled for that before the game 😊