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The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-202?
« on: June 15, 2017, 09:31:04 am »
OK

IF you want to talk about Manchester United and how marvellous they are and how you wish your mum had taken you to Old Trafford instead of Anfield then post here.

Transfer news and sensible discussions. Post here.

Saying what a nice man Mourinho is and how you'd love your sister to date him so you can kiss his bum. Post here.

Crying about how rich they are and how they can buy anyone and how unfair it all is.

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DO NOT POST IN THE LAUGH AT THEM THREAD. I'll be reporting any kiss arse shite that you post in that one and hopefully you'll be banned.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2017, 10:25:34 am »
They are ace and if they get all the signings they want they could challenge Steaua Bucharest's all time league unbeaten run  :( :( :(

You might mock them Andy but if they hadn't lost the games they lost they would have been unbeaten for the whole season and won the league  :( :( :(

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2017, 10:33:51 am »
They are ace and if they get all the signings they want they could challenge Steaua Bucharest's all time league unbeaten run  :( :( :(

You might mock them Andy but if they hadn't lost the games they lost they would have been unbeaten for the whole season and won the league  :( :( :(

That's not even true. They had a record of 18 wins, 15 draws and 5 defeats, finishing with 69 points. If they won those five games they lost, they would have 84 points and come 3rd behind Chelsea and Spurs.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2017, 10:36:18 am »
Ill kiss their arse with my right foot.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2017, 11:05:53 am »
That's not even true. They had a record of 18 wins, 15 draws and 5 defeats, finishing with 69 points. If they won those five games they lost, they would have 84 points and come 3rd behind Chelsea and Spurs.

Some of their draws were actually wins too though
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2017, 11:20:32 am »
If you take into consideration all the bad luck they had, as well as the fact that were the best team in every game they played, The could really have won a Hexatruple.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2017, 11:47:10 am »
6th  :wave
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2017, 11:18:28 pm »
They're absolutely legendary. How else would you explain a team of Man Utd legends which contains Djorkevic - and let me see how many times he played for the first team. Oh just the once.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2017, 11:28:59 pm »
Embarrassing stuff making us look like the bitters, can we not have an adults discussion, they will be lethal in the window and jose always wins in his second year blah blah blah blah blah

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #10 on: July 1, 2017, 03:02:12 am »
They won the treble, you can't argue with that. Morata is probably the best striker in Europe, unless they don't sign him in which case he's a squad player that comes on late when RM have already destroyed the opposition and gets a few cheap goals that skew his per-90 ratings. Pogba is determined to prove himself a 8.9 million pound player, so watch out.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #11 on: July 1, 2017, 06:20:15 am »
Wonderful club and manager.  Bestest, biggest club on the planet.  Nobody else could've remained unbeaten despite the defeat to Hull like they did. #special 

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #12 on: July 1, 2017, 06:32:17 am »
If you were looking for someone to play the role of sixth best team In a sports based film the I can't think of anyone better than Manchester United to fill that role in all honesty. If Carlsberg made 6th placed teams.........

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #13 on: July 1, 2017, 07:20:32 am »
I'll always think of them as the team that pretended to dedicate their win to the city of Manchester then sang songs about the other team in that same city minutes later.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #14 on: July 1, 2017, 10:44:16 am »
This actually is the thread for serious discussion about them you know  ;D
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #15 on: July 1, 2017, 10:45:46 am »
This actually is the thread for serious discussion about them you know  ;D

They're shit. Seriously.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #16 on: July 1, 2017, 10:55:11 am »
This actually is the thread for serious discussion about them you know  ;D

OK.

They are about 30 goals shy of challenging for the league despite being 3rd favourites at the bookies.

Where are those 30 goals coming from?

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #17 on: July 1, 2017, 11:37:59 am »
OK.

They are about 30 goals shy of challenging for the league despite being 3rd favourites at the bookies.

Where are those 30 goals coming from?

Corners. Their 10 centre halves will score 3 each

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #18 on: July 1, 2017, 11:38:08 am »
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #19 on: July 2, 2017, 03:53:34 am »


I just saw this and it made me smile (I mean laugh diabolically)  :wave
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #20 on: July 2, 2017, 07:50:15 am »
Lindeloff is a good acquisition. The rest is non threatening.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #21 on: July 2, 2017, 09:17:12 am »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fucking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN FUCKIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF  MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR FUCKING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA  AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #22 on: July 2, 2017, 11:57:53 am »
Underrate Manchester United at your peril. They're a powerhouse, a structural feature of European football, and they've made some very wise transfers already (Lindeloff, Kasparov and Tusk or whoever) — and the transfer windo has only been open for 48 hours they are srtong. Yes, they came sixth last season... but Mourinho, lest we forget, famously takes a season to bed in: he's shaped his team and this season will be able to bend matter itself to his will, he is a football demiurge, mighty and strong. They are football aristocracy and as rich as the federeal reserve bank of the fucing moon. any player in the known cosmos will chop off their BOLLOCLS to plauy for manchester united, they wull run over broken glasses and the splintered fucking skuls of their childre to playb for the MIGHTY REDS of MANCHSTER UNTID , NOW PROSTRATE YOURSEVELSE BFORE THEM, BOW, GIVE THEM PRAISES AND YOUR OBEDIENCE THEN FUCKIG MANCHESTER UNITE DF  MANCHESTER SPRAYING $100,0000,,00000000000000 POUNDS OR FUCKING EUROS FROM EVERY ORFICE AON PLAYERS RESURRECTING PELE MARADONA  AND THE GHOST OF GARRINCHA TO WIN EVEYTHING MANCHESTER UNITE

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #23 on: July 3, 2017, 03:01:21 am »
Lindeloff is a good acquisition. The rest is non threatening.

Lindelöf is a great talent, I really wish he'd gone to us. There's no certainty he'll be success though, or even play.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #24 on: July 3, 2017, 08:28:53 am »
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #25 on: July 6, 2017, 10:08:08 am »
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #26 on: July 6, 2017, 10:26:03 am »
Do we really need two threads? The other thread is cringy enough.
I don't want to ruin anything and will of course stay out of both threads but many people on here find this obsession pretty embarrassing.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #27 on: July 6, 2017, 10:36:57 am »
Do we really need two threads? The other thread is cringy enough.
I don't want to ruin anything and will of course stay out of both threads but many people on here find this obsession pretty embarrassing.

There's like less than one page here in 20-something days. Café Rouge will have several Liverpool threads going. Everton boards will have some threads going about us, we have one about them too. Arsenal and Spurs forums will have derogatory threads about each other... it's all just some harmless banter/piss-taking/shit-talking. You don't have to read or participate in any of it if you don't want to
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #28 on: July 6, 2017, 10:38:43 am »
I understand. Like I said, I'll stay away. Just needed to get that off my chest.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2017, 02:14:50 pm »
Oh, so there is a "serious" thread...

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #30 on: October 29, 2021, 03:07:05 pm »
Bump. ;D
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2021, 06:58:28 pm »
United are even shite in this thread too.
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2021, 07:02:44 pm »
Hahaha, its happened before, knobheads.

To have a real effect some of those posts should be transferred over. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2021, 07:02:44 pm »
I mean, they're so good they spawned two threads on Liverpool board.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2021, 07:11:46 pm »
I mean, they're so good they spawned two threads on Liverpool board.

They havent hit rock bottom yet, theres still the dressing room bust up to come and a player scandal. Its written in the murky undissolved grains of Ajax at the bottom of my toilet.

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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #36 on: November 25, 2021, 05:55:47 pm »
Piss yer pants in here
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2021, 05:57:13 pm »
Piss yer pants in here
Nope. They're still shite in this thread too.  :wave
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2021, 12:54:25 am »
Nope. They're still shite in this thread too.  :wave

So, shite your pants in here?
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Re: The Kiss Manchester United's Bottom Thread. 2017-2018
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2021, 01:13:41 am »
So, shite your pants in here?
Who are you? Alex Ferguson?  ;)
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