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Yeah , if they ease him in and don't burn him out, he could be one for the future.

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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doesn't worry me as much as young lingard. that fella is something else

Good point, he's the new Mason Greenwood.
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Times reporting De Gea expected to sign six year deal worth £117m

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Times reporting De Gea expected to sign six year deal worth £117m

385k a week, he could have got more.
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Times reporting De Gea expected to sign six year deal worth £117m

Beautiful.

Can’t wait to watch him decline on money that prices him out of ever moving or being dropped.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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Come on Mistoh Woodwoodwoodywood get the chequebook out for Lunkhead Maguire there

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Not sure why people are happy about this. They’ve just secured the best goalkeeper in the world for six more years. If they manage to go and sign the best English CB and the best English CM for around £130 million then they’re absolutely set for next season. Especially if they then offload their main striker and rely on the best English forward.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Not sure why people are happy about this. They’ve just secured the best goalkeeper in the world for six more years. If they manage to go and sign the best English CB and the best English CM for around £130 million then they’re absolutely set for next season. Especially if they then offload their main striker and rely on the best English forward.

Add to that the best English right back. Be scared, be very scared.

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Their idiocy knows no bounds. Nigh on 400 bags a week on a goalkeeper that doesn’t seem to be highly rated by any of the big clubs and is very limited in comparison to other top goalkeepers. Who were they bidding against? Themselves?

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Their idiocy knows no bounds. Nigh on 400 bags a week on a goalkeeper that doesn’t seem to be highly rated by any of the big clubs and is very limited in comparison to other top goalkeepers. Who were they bidding against? Themselves?

 ;D Yep. Pretty funny. He's going to age horribly as well, infact he already looks shocking enough in the last 18 months as it is. Shay Given on a bad day.

Also funny to see them all wanking over a Wan Bissaka slide tackle yesterday, he gave the ball to Inter with a shocking pass, in Inter's half which then led to him running back and giving away a corner. What a hero.  ;D

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Seriously, if they stick 80mill on the table to sign Lurch at the back then I might miss the start of the season in hospital with a hernia due to laughing so much 🤣😂🤣😂

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Their idiocy knows no bounds. Nigh on 400 bags a week on a goalkeeper that doesn’t seem to be highly rated by any of the big clubs and is very limited in comparison to other top goalkeepers. Who were they bidding against? Themselves?

It's extraordinary. They are either entirely oblivious to the direction of travel in essential keeper skillsets or think they can ride it out for a couple of seasons and aren't worried about having an unsaleable asset on the books for 4 years earning wages no one is willing to match.

20 years ago I would never in my wildest dreams have believed they could become this badly run. The competitive advantages they have squandered and continue to squander really do boggle the mind.


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Is De Gea now on par with Sanchez??

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Is De Gea now on par with Sanchez??
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Their idiocy knows no bounds. Nigh on 400 bags a week on a goalkeeper that doesn’t seem to be highly rated by any of the big clubs and is very limited in comparison to other top goalkeepers. Who were they bidding against? Themselves?

It would take a lot to convince me that back in 2015, someone at Real didn't deliberately delay the De Gea registration to allow the deal to collapse. I think they realised he was a poor fit and to save face, tried to blame the Mancs.

Maybe Woodward is schizophrenic and does bid against himself?
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Add to that the best English right back. Be scared, be very scared.

And they got that young English lad in midfield coming through full of potential and promise. Not to mention an English left back who is definitely worth his weight in.......
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And they got that young English lad in midfield coming through full of potential and promise. Not to mention an English left back who is definitely worth his weight in.......

I think they missed a trick not signing Ravel Morrison back for £100m though.
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Woodward would have probably come back with a pack of Revels from Morrisons.
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Woodward would have probably come back with a pack of Revels from Morrisons.

Would have been a better signing to be fair. Actually, would have been a better signing than Pogba as well.
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Eddy! Job on that!

Never heard the wildest of speculation specialist rag, site or fan talking a penny over 5/350 and Da Woodwood pulls 6yrs/385 out of his ass!

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And they got that young English lad in midfield coming through full of potential and promise. Not to mention an English left back who is definitely worth his weight in.......

BEANS
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They can spen that 100m and get Gareth the second cumming of the Welsh wizard on the books
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Zidane has said Bale is finished at Real. Surely one for United?

Ed needs to move fast before Woodward gazumps him. Man U will find it hard to compete against Uniteds financial muscle.

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In XG? 

Yes

This is art.

Don't keepers generally get better through their thirties though? It's a lot of money for someone tracking downwards, but generally speaking he's going to be solid enough right?
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;D Yep. Pretty funny. He's going to age horribly as well, infact he already looks shocking enough in the last 18 months as it is. Shay Given on a bad day.

Also funny to see them all wanking over a Wan Bissaka slide tackle yesterday, he gave the ball to Inter with a shocking pass, in Inter's half which then led to him running back and giving away a corner. What a hero.  ;D

the announcers on the ESPN broadcast were going crazy about him every single time he made a slide tackle. Which of course begs the questions why did he need to make 3-4 slide tackles in a game?

(in any case - I think he is a good signing)

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Woodward would have probably come back with a pack of Revels from Morrisons.
Didn't he come through the youth. Revel Morrison?
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Didn't he come through the youth. Revel Morrison?

Yeah he did. Fergie sent him packing as he hung with the wrong crowd and got into trouble off the pitch. United covered it up as best as possible.
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It seems terms are very close to being agreed for Maguire.

He’s a good defender and they’re are shit...

But they’ve massively overpaid once again
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Yeah he did. Fergie sent him packing as he hung with the wrong crowd and got into trouble off the pitch. United covered it up as best as possible.
He was a gargantuan talent and a moronic scumbag. Pity
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He was a gargantuan talent and a moronic scumbag. Pity

And what about Morrison?

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80 million is insane money.

They didn’t back Shitcoat with CBs yet backing the former Molde Manager.
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80 million is insane money.

They didn’t back Shitcoat with CBs yet backing the former Molde Manager.

That's because they think Ole can Molde him into a world class centreback
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Maguire will be a great signing simply because he won't be a sicknote like every other CB at the club. We also can't get anyone better so might as well pay the premium
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Maguire will be a great signing simply because he won't be a sicknote like every other CB at the club. We also can't get anyone better so might as well pay the premium
Alternative theory...

The way the club trains causes players to break down and he will be no different...?

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