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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #160 on: July 13, 2018, 10:57:02 pm »
Welcome

Good signing and I think he'll do well here

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #161 on: July 13, 2018, 10:57:26 pm »
Welcome Shaq! Underwhelmed initially by this but as time went on i realised it really makes sense for that price. Interested to see what the power cuboid can bring to the table
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #162 on: July 13, 2018, 10:58:06 pm »

And you'll never have to do it again on a wet windy wednesday in Stoke

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #163 on: July 13, 2018, 10:59:07 pm »
First Swiss playing for us since Henchoz?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #164 on: July 13, 2018, 10:59:36 pm »
But can he do it on a cold and wet night in Stoke....... oh hang on.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #165 on: July 13, 2018, 10:59:52 pm »
First Swiss playing for us since Henchoz?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #166 on: July 13, 2018, 11:00:18 pm »
Happy with this signing. He gives us something a little different, a little more combative. Can't imagine too many LBs or CBs will want to face him after being run ragged by Mo, or vice-versa. 

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #167 on: July 13, 2018, 11:01:30 pm »
degen

I tried to forget him, thanks. :p

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #168 on: July 13, 2018, 11:01:54 pm »
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Did he actually make it from the treatment room though? Shaq has played more times for Liverpool than Degen
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #169 on: July 13, 2018, 11:02:06 pm »
First Swiss playing for us since Henchoz?
i will never forget carra right back and degen right wing in a cup game. degen pulls out of a challenge and carra roars deeeeggeeen at him 😂. Carra was heard back in Switzerland I’d say.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #170 on: July 13, 2018, 11:02:35 pm »
That is all well and good but can he win a corner ?
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #171 on: July 13, 2018, 11:07:37 pm »
:lmao
You want corners - he's got plenty of them.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #173 on: July 13, 2018, 11:10:28 pm »

Gini's trying to make him the right shape.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #174 on: July 13, 2018, 11:10:39 pm »
Made up with this!

He looks fucking made up to be away from Stoke aswell [emoji3]

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #175 on: July 13, 2018, 11:12:11 pm »
Welcome, Xherdan. Boss signing.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #176 on: July 13, 2018, 11:16:19 pm »
Made up with this!

He looks fucking made up to be away from Stoke aswell [emoji3]
I don't think I've ever seen a person so giddy to sign with a club. He's like Will Ferrell as the Elf at Christmas! :D
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #177 on: July 13, 2018, 11:28:47 pm »
You want corners - he's got plenty of them.
Here he is about to take one  ;D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #178 on: July 13, 2018, 11:30:10 pm »
Did he actually make it from the treatment room though? Shaq has played more times for Liverpool than Degen

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #179 on: July 13, 2018, 11:30:48 pm »
Welcome to Liverpool, little big man.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #180 on: July 13, 2018, 11:31:16 pm »
Someone needs to warn him about the ninja that's on his case.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #181 on: July 13, 2018, 11:34:31 pm »
Someone needs to warn him about the ninja that's on his case.


Who's Mr Mri?
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #182 on: July 13, 2018, 11:40:57 pm »
He looks fucking made up to be away from Stoke aswell [emoji3]

Yep. He looks well chuffed in this gif I saw he made of himself after signing today.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #183 on: July 13, 2018, 11:41:10 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #184 on: July 13, 2018, 11:41:26 pm »
Bargain of the window most certainly. Be nice to have an experienced set piece taker as well.

I wonder if we're on course to having the shortest PL team in history?
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #185 on: July 13, 2018, 11:42:09 pm »
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #186 on: July 13, 2018, 11:43:37 pm »


The above image gives us a clue as to why he will get better and be a success, this time last year we welcomed a half decent player who had been regarded as a failure, he is a sporting hero to half the world now, the Klopp effect.

Welcome Sherbert Dacquiri


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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2018, 11:51:15 pm »
Someone needs to warn him about the ninja that's on his case.


Its like a Benny Hill sketch.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #188 on: July 13, 2018, 11:52:11 pm »
Welcome to LFC

Looking forward to seeing you in action.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #189 on: July 13, 2018, 11:54:53 pm »
The man with a scan.
Got a subway ticket in his hand  ;D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #190 on: July 13, 2018, 11:59:15 pm »
Can't really argue at that price. Plus we get some more creativity in and someone who can replace Coutinho's long shot ability, which could be invaluable when we're trying to break teams down. And he's used to wearing red. Get ready to start drooling:

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/cHGC655OHpU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/cHGC655OHpU</a>

This one's more about his running and passing. His default position's on the right, which would make him Salah's understudy I guess, but seeing how deep he is for much of the clip, maybe Klopp's thinking of him as an option in the Ox/Lallana position too?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #191 on: July 14, 2018, 12:07:29 am »
But can he do it on a cold and wet night in Stoke....... oh hang on.
Stoke couldn't do it.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #192 on: July 14, 2018, 12:10:44 am »
And you'll never have to do it again on a wet windy wednesday in Stoke
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #193 on: July 14, 2018, 12:12:38 am »
Maybe we will turn him into a central midfielder

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« Reply #194 on: July 14, 2018, 12:12:50 am »
Welcome to our famous club. Can't wait to see how klopp will use him as most of the bosses signings seem to improve really well.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #195 on: July 14, 2018, 12:15:17 am »
Does shaqiri mean "thankful" in Kosovan like Shakir in Indian?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #196 on: July 14, 2018, 12:17:34 am »
Brilliant pic'  ;D
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #197 on: July 14, 2018, 12:19:49 am »
So who was Salah's replacement at Basel? I suppose he is next?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #198 on: July 14, 2018, 12:21:45 am »
Great news to get this done. Looked like we wouldnt get it done today but we seem to like our late evening announcements.

Bags of talent, we just need to mould him into a top player.

Welcome Xherdan!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #199 on: July 14, 2018, 12:23:23 am »
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