Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[sinnermichael]

Vertonghen out until December.

[Lynndenberries]

I wonder how they will cope without the best defender in the league.

[Redsnappa]

I wonder how they will cope without the best eye gouger in the league.

 

[Groundskeeper Willie]

Watched the England game yesterday (90 minutes of my life I won't get back) and I noticed that Kane is still tired. I think he was the worst player on the pitch.

[newterp]

Watched the England game yesterday (90 minutes of my life I won't get back) and I noticed that Kane is still tired. I think he was the worst player on the pitch.

But like many England players they won’t say no to the national team and will now need to rest next summer

[Flaccido Dongingo]

What exactly does the lad Winks do?, what are his standout attributes, because I can't see any, is he picked due to his Spursiness?, Fat Sam said Dier is as good as Busquets, surely it can't be long until Winks gets *insert name of world class midfielder* comparisons?

[campioni]

What exactly does the lad Winks do?, what are his standout attributes, because I can't see any, is he picked due to his Spursiness?, Fat Sam said Dier is as good as Busquets, surely it can't be long until Winks gets *insert name of world class midfielder* comparisons?

You must have missed this one https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-star-harry-winks-backed-to-be-englands-andres-iniesta-by-mauricio-pochettino-a3936026.html

[Flaccido Dongingo]

You must have missed this one https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/tottenham-star-harry-winks-backed-to-be-englands-andres-iniesta-by-mauricio-pochettino-a3936026.html

Jesus fucking wept.

[CraigDS]

With younger versions of Busquets and Iniesta in their midfield you’d assume Spurs have been winning every bit of silverware going the last few seasons.

[El Lobo]

What exactly does the lad Winks do?, what are his standout attributes, because I can't see any, is he picked due to his Spursiness?, Fat Sam said Dier is as good as Busquets, surely it can't be long until Winks gets *insert name of world class midfielder* comparisons?

There was an excellent poster who said he was the new Modric

[Barneylfc∗]

There was an excellent poster who said he was the new Modric

Bow to his superior knowledge. He watches him week in week out so knows Winks is a future world player of the year winner. He'll lead England to a world cup final and lead Spurs to put pressure on 4th place in years to come.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Sounds like he would have been ideal for them in their sustained and unprecedented period of almost challenging for prizes.

[Tommy_W]

We might not have a stadium, but we do have Europes biggest club shop! Opened this morning! Woooooo! I can hardly stifle my excitement.



https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2018/october/new-spurs-shop-at-the-tottenham-experience-to-open/

[newterp]

We might not have a stadium, but we do have Europes biggest club shop! Opened this morning! Woooooo! I can hardly stifle my excitement.



https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2018/october/new-spurs-shop-at-the-tottenham-experience-to-open/

it's the "experience"......

[Dim Glas]

We might not have a stadium, but we do have Europes biggest club shop! Opened this morning! Woooooo! I can hardly stifle my excitement.



https://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2018/october/new-spurs-shop-at-the-tottenham-experience-to-open/

come on now Tommy, we all know you where first in line, and actually took that photo as you waited to get in    I hope you bought one of the Spurs hula-hoops!

[CraigDS]

Is that where you'll display your 'Finished Above Arsenal' and 'Beat Real Madrid' trophies?

[El Lobo]

Is that where you'll display your 'Finished Above Arsenal' and 'Beat Real Madrid' trophies?

 

Its for actual trophies obviously, like the 'We put pressure on' Shield. Not immature made up ones

[Redsnappa]

Looks like they ran out of money before they could do the ceiling.

[afc tukrish]

It's a place where people go to get close to buying something...

[Nessy76]

Is that where you'll display your 'Finished Above Arsenal' and 'Beat Real Madrid' trophies?

I think the plan is for the shop to serve as an auction room so they can flog off the team to pay off some of the excess they have built up with the stadium. It needs to be huge as it will need to accommodate Harry Kane's head.

[Destiny]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty sick to be honest.

[CraigDS]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty sick to be honest.

It should for £1bn.

[Nessy76]

It should for £1bn.

Could have just bought Wembley for half that, and spent the rest on a galactico squad.

[Barneylfc∗]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty sick to be honest.

It looks like a fucking toilet

[Dench57]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty like something to be sick in to be honest.

fixed

[Tommy_W]

Bunch of meanies.

[FlashGordon]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty sick to be honest.

Terminal or will it pull through?

[Zee_26]

come on now Tommy, we all know you where first in line, and actually took that photo as you waited to get in    I hope you bought one of the Spurs hula-hoops!

Hula hoop to you maybe. It's a training tool to teach Spurs players about their personal space. They'll know when to dive when someone gets too close.

[exiledintheUSA]

Hula hoop to you maybe. It's a training tool to teach Spurs players about their personal space. They'll know when to dive when someone gets too close.

Affectionately known as "The Dele".

[newterp]

It's a place where people go to get close to buying something...

Damn!!!!

[afc tukrish]

Bunch of meanies.

 

[Son of Spion]

They may not win any trophies but the new stadium does look pretty sick to be honest.

I was looking at pictures of it on Skyscrapercity recently. To be honest, from outside it looks like a shopping centre.

Inside it looks pretty, although I can't make my mind up if I like it as a football stadium or not. I sort of do feel glad we don't have a ground like that, though. I think it would kill what soul we have left in the stadium.

Regardless of that, if Spurs fans are chuffed with it then that's all that matters.

[Thats So Dimitar]

I was looking at pictures of it on Skyscrapercity recently. To be honest, from outside it looks like a shopping centre.

Inside it looks pretty, although I can't make my mind up if I like it as a football stadium or not. I sort of do feel glad we don't have a ground like that, though. I think it would kill what soul we have left in the stadium.

Regardless of that, if Spurs fans are chuffed with it then that's all that matters.

Think it will be hard to say one way or the other until there are some games played in it really

[Son of Spion]

Think it will be hard to say one way or the other until there are some games played in it really

Fair comment. It will be interesting to see how it pans out over time.

[Barneylfc∗]

£1bn to host games against the likes of Krasnodar and Sarpsborg 08. Great bit of business that.

[El Lobo]

£1bn to host games against the likes of Krasnodar and Sarpsborg 08. Great bit of business that.

Yeah but it’s got the biggest club shop, biggest bar, longest glass tunnel, most pressure applied and biggest chin in world football

[CraigDS]

Apparently they no longer have the largest store as Kane has now claimed that accolade.

[sinnermichael]

Bragging about being "the only London club in the Champions League" and then being out out of it by the time they actually move into the new stadium is the most Spurs thing ever.

[elbow]

Can you get Harry Kane crayons in the new store?

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Can you get Harry Kane crayons in the new store?

There's certainly enough room,Europes biggest club shop also goes into the Guinness Book of Records for having the biggest space between displays.