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 I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #160 on: September 8, 2022, 01:30:53 pm »
She can't die can she? I thought she was related to God or something. A winged chariot winged chariot will descend and carry her away. Johnson is going to be so jealous of Truss.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #161 on: September 8, 2022, 01:31:24 pm »
Yeah there’s no way they’d interrupt Bargain Hunt for this long if it wasn’t serious

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #162 on: September 8, 2022, 01:32:02 pm »
She can't die can she? I thought she was related to God or something. A winged chariot winged chariot will descend and carry her away. Johnson is going to be so jealous of Truss.

Although there's that video of Truss calling for the Monarchy to be abolished, can't see that going down well.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #163 on: September 8, 2022, 01:32:45 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #164 on: September 8, 2022, 01:33:56 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?

Maybe on the day of her funeral, can't see flights being affected at any other time.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #165 on: September 8, 2022, 01:34:32 pm »
I have visions of dark,Mordor like clouds covering all off Aberdeenshire!

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #166 on: September 8, 2022, 01:34:49 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?

Most flights will be ok, but not ones to Florida, due to its Disney connection.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #167 on: September 8, 2022, 01:35:52 pm »
Most flights will be ok, but not ones to Florida, due to its Disney connection.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #168 on: September 8, 2022, 01:35:54 pm »
Announced the day after she met the first PM ever who has made a public plea for the end of the monarchy (albeit in her more truthful younger days)
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #169 on: September 8, 2022, 01:36:59 pm »
already is

I think its stupid dragging  that up anyway

I'm sure everyone thought or said stuff when younger than was stupid

Ironically, it's probably one of the few things Truss has said that isn't stupid.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #170 on: September 8, 2022, 01:37:29 pm »
King Charles III


For god's sake, with Truss as PM,
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #171 on: September 8, 2022, 01:38:34 pm »
Could be a terrible, terrible week for Rangers this
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #172 on: September 8, 2022, 01:39:19 pm »
I came to the UK 13 years ago so I'm not a native born Brit and I can't help up but to feel sad if the Queen passes away. Regardless of the history of the monarchy she's was the glue that kept the United Kingdom together.

Care to explain why you think she was the glue that kept the kingdom together?  Never understood this narrative that gets pushed out about her.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #173 on: September 8, 2022, 01:41:42 pm »
What would happen if she died during the world cup, would the England team not compete or what.

I think they'd be allowed to name a replacement player, but surely not even Gareth Southgate is so loyal as to name her in the squaft
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #174 on: September 8, 2022, 01:42:55 pm »
I think they'd be allowed to name a replacement player, but surely not even Gareth Southgate is so loyal as to name her in the squaft

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #175 on: September 8, 2022, 01:43:55 pm »
That's the weekend games cancelled then.

Bit more time on the training ground to iron out our curremt issues.
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« Reply #176 on: September 8, 2022, 01:45:15 pm »
Bit more time on the training ground to iron out our curremt issues.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #177 on: September 8, 2022, 01:46:27 pm »
No games will be cancelled
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #178 on: September 8, 2022, 01:47:11 pm »
I came to the UK 13 years ago so I'm not a native born Brit and I can't help up but to feel sad if the Queen passes away. Regardless of the history of the monarchy she's was the glue that kept the United Kingdom together.

In what sense?

People say things like this, but I have no real idea of what they mean.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #179 on: September 8, 2022, 01:47:11 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?
Doubt it, unless they’re going with a cremation on a scale on par with an Icelandic volcano. Though you never know I guess.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #180 on: September 8, 2022, 01:48:09 pm »
No games will be cancelled

Surely they will - given they were when Diana died.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #181 on: September 8, 2022, 01:48:34 pm »
Nicholas Witchell is now on the beeb

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #182 on: September 8, 2022, 01:49:08 pm »
I'm of the opinion the monarchy should be abolished, or at least dramatically downsized.

That having been said, the end of Queen Elizabeth II is the end of an era - she's been a constant presence throughout pretty much everyone's life in this country and she represents a spirit of England that for better or worse has been in sharp decline over the last twenty years.

She didn't ask for her position and has dutifully represented the crown during her reign.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #183 on: September 8, 2022, 01:49:28 pm »
Well Andrew is now on his way there. Don`t kick her while she's down for gods sake
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #184 on: September 8, 2022, 01:49:44 pm »
No games will be cancelled

Is she passes away before the weekend they will be.

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« Reply #185 on: September 8, 2022, 01:51:04 pm »
Nicholas Witchell is now on the beeb

Now it’s serious.
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« Reply #186 on: September 8, 2022, 01:51:04 pm »
Paul Gascoigne has arrived at Balmoral saying he is a friend of Queen Elizabeth II
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #187 on: September 8, 2022, 01:51:09 pm »
Is she passes away before the weekend they will be.

More importantly do we get a few days off work?
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #188 on: September 8, 2022, 01:52:48 pm »
No games will be cancelled

They absolutely will be, without question.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #189 on: September 8, 2022, 01:53:24 pm »
Family on their way, BBC programming interrupted… it’s not far off. When the news readers start wearing black, you know it’s happened

Huw Edwards has just arrived wearing a black tie...
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« Reply #190 on: September 8, 2022, 01:55:10 pm »
Flying from London to Florida next week, any ideas whether flights are likely to be affected if she does pass away?

I believe she wasn’t on the pilot’s rota for next week so you should be ok.

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« Reply #191 on: September 8, 2022, 01:55:19 pm »
Going to massive celebrations up on the Falls Road if this happens. Belfast will be a tinderbox.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #192 on: September 8, 2022, 01:55:27 pm »
Hope the queen makes a full recovery must not have been easy for her to deal with all these royal scandals and the loss of her husband. She has been a constant in all our lives and it will been so strange for her not to be around.

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« Reply #193 on: September 8, 2022, 01:56:47 pm »
Paul Gascoigne has arrived at Balmoral saying he is a friend of Queen Elizabeth II

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« Reply #194 on: September 8, 2022, 01:57:44 pm »
Huw Edwards has just arrived wearing a black tie...

When Jim White appears in his yellow one you’ll know they’ll have named her successor.

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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #195 on: September 8, 2022, 01:59:15 pm »
When Jim White appears in his yellow one you’ll know they’ll have named her successor.

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« Reply #196 on: September 8, 2022, 02:00:42 pm »
I came to the UK 13 years ago so I'm not a native born Brit and I can't help up but to feel sad if the Queen passes away. Regardless of the history of the monarchy she's was the glue that kept the United Kingdom together.

See its absolute bollocks like this that I take umbrage with.
The glue that kept Britain together isn't some woman sat on a throne put there by accident of birth.
Its the millions of ordinary people she and family have enjoyed their parasitic lifestyle off for hundreds of years.

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« Reply #197 on: September 8, 2022, 02:01:07 pm »
When Jim White appears in his yellow one you’ll know they’ll have named her successor.
Their reporter is outside Balmoral now, desperately trying to avoid being assaulted by sex toys. You know what those Aberdeen fans are like.
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Re: The Monarchy
« Reply #198 on: September 8, 2022, 02:02:45 pm »
already is

I think its stupid dragging  that up anyway

I'm sure everyone thought or said stuff when younger than was stupid

Except Truss still is that stupid. :D
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« Reply #199 on: September 8, 2022, 02:02:50 pm »
Really hope nothing happens before the weekend, we really that Wolves game right now.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

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