Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[ScouserAtHeart]

If ever there was a time for a classic old-school Mourinho park-the-bus and snatch a win from a set-piece goal masterclass, this would be it.

[4pool]

Sanchez terms hurt United's plans for De Gea, Martial


Manchester United's hopes of agreeing to new contracts with two big-name stars have been hit by the "mega wages" paid to Alexis Sanchez, according to the Mirror.

It says hopes of finalising terms with goalkeeper David De Gea and forward Anthony Martial "are being hampered, with agents using Sanchez's £400,000-a-week basic salary as a guide."

De Gea "believes a deal worth £300,000-a-week is not unrealistic," but no agreement has been reached amid interest from Juventus and Real Madrid.

Meanwhile, negotiations on fresh terms for Martial "have reached an impasse" despite United being prepared to double his £70,000-a-week wages to ward off interest from Paris Saint-Germain.

[Brian Blessed]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

It’s not grim times, it just shows where we are and that’s challenging for a title. Still plenty of games to play if they donus favour then good. If they don’t, fuck it we move onto the next lot of games. City and Chelsea will slip up at some point. We just need to make sure we don’t when they do

[TepidT2O]

Sanchez terms hurt United's plans for De Gea, Martial


Manchester United's hopes of agreeing to new contracts with two big-name stars have been hit by the "mega wages" paid to Alexis Sanchez, according to the Mirror.

It says hopes of finalising terms with goalkeeper David De Gea and forward Anthony Martial "are being hampered, with agents using Sanchez's £400,000-a-week basic salary as a guide."

De Gea "believes a deal worth £300,000-a-week is not unrealistic," but no agreement has been reached amid interest from Juventus and Real Madrid.

Meanwhile, negotiations on fresh terms for Martial "have reached an impasse" despite United being prepared to double his £70,000-a-week wages to ward off interest from Paris Saint-Germain.

He’s their best player... of course he wants that to be recognised.

I get that some people call footballers greedy, but if you were being offered less than half your colleagues who weren’t contributing to the team, then you’d have every right to feel pissed off

[rob1966]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

Great times. Them doing fuck all and knowing a result helps our title challenge

Sanchez terms hurt United's plans for De Gea, Martial


Manchester United's hopes of agreeing to new contracts with two big-name stars have been hit by the "mega wages" paid to Alexis Sanchez, according to the Mirror.

It says hopes of finalising terms with goalkeeper David De Gea and forward Anthony Martial "are being hampered, with agents using Sanchez's £400,000-a-week basic salary as a guide."

De Gea "believes a deal worth £300,000-a-week is not unrealistic," but no agreement has been reached amid interest from Juventus and Real Madrid.

Meanwhile, negotiations on fresh terms for Martial "have reached an impasse" despite United being prepared to double his £70,000-a-week wages to ward off interest from Paris Saint-Germain.

What did the fuck nuggets think was going to happen? De Gea single handedly got them second last season and has kept them from mid table mediocrity for a few years now.

[Crosby Nick]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

I don’t think United have ever won on the very rare times I’ve wanted them to get something from a game.

Everton aren’t much better on that front apart from the very oacxasional win over United.

[Hazell]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

Got my celebration sorted if they win:

[idontknow]

Got my celebration sorted if they win:

Exuberant fucker, why not just a sly smirk instead of raising your arm? It's a fucking outrage, I tell you, a fucking outrage.
Not even putting a smiley on this, you lot of 'muddlegroupthinkforumtwitterpollnamefor' don't need any more encouragement!!!!! (And I mean every one of those exclamation marks)

Signed,
Appalled

[Brian Blessed]

It’s not grim times, it just shows where we are and that’s challenging for a title. Still plenty of games to play if they donus favour then good. If they don’t, fuck it we move onto the next lot of games. City and Chelsea will slip up at some point. We just need to make sure we don’t when they do

That is obviously not the grim part. The grim part is wanting two teams to win, when I usually want to get hammered week in, week out.

[Hazell]

Exuberant fucker, why not just a sly smirk instead of raising your arm? It's a fucking outrage, I tell you, a fucking outrage.
Not even putting a smiley on this, you lot of 'muddlegroupthinkforumtwitterpollnamefor' don't need any more encouragement!!!!! (And I mean every one of those exclamation marks)

Signed,
Appalled

How about this:

[Kekule]

Next weekend we’ll want Manchester Untied and Everton to get results. Grim times!

Well you can forget about Everton. There’s no way they will be putting any sort of shift in if it means we end up going above the team that they’re playing, even if they were good enough to give them a half decent game. Which, let’s face it, they aren’t.

United might at least be willing, but only when they’ve gone 2 or 3 nil down.  After the international break, when City play Chelsea and then Chelsea play Spurs, is our best bet of getting a couple of extra points on them. 

[Motty]

Cantona's skiing trip ending in 3...2...1

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Haha Jose at the end of the Juve match. Classless wanker.

they give him shit he gives a little back, no biggie

[red vinyl]

Only caught the last half an hour and i said wheres elbows,5 minutes later him and Mata are on.

[sinnermichael]

Keown just seriously asked if this is their best ever result in Europe. 

[Iska]

they give him shit he gives a little back, no biggie

Any chance they could get him and Neil Lennon on Life Swap?

[idontknow]

How about this:

Bit Royalist but it might have to do.
 
Unfortunately the c*nts have probably sorted their spawn for the weekend.

[idontknow]

Cantona's skiing trip ending in 3...2...1

He's just realised he has a vip voucher so will be off again after the weekend. In fact, he's not even visiting. Understandable, he's busy.

[mickl]

Excellent result - prolongs the agony.

[Iska]

It’s not very agonising at the moment though.  They need a right humping at the weekend to get them back into the proper zone.  City will just have to drop points against someone else.

[rob1966]

Did the BT comms actually watch the same game that was being shown on screen? Utd were fucking shite for 95 minutes, they spawned that win. Even the missus was not impressed, she dished a little half hearted digs cos we lost and they won, but she knows that what they turned out was turgid shite.

Neither of us was impressed with Felix the Twat at the end. It's bad enough in Italy for away fans as it is, without that c*nt adding fuel to the fire by acting such a prick.

[planet-terror]

theyre going to win it arent they,.ffs

[El Lobo]

theyre going to win it arent they,.ffs

The group?

Probably not

[rob1966]

theyre going to win it arent they,.ffs

What, the group? Very much doubt it. They certainly aren't winning the competition.

[planet-terror]

 

[Mister Flip Flop]

Did the BT comms actually watch the same game that was being shown on screen? Utd were fucking shite for 95 minutes, they spawned that win. Even the missus was not impressed, she dished a little half hearted digs cos we lost and they won, but she knows that what they turned out was turgid shite.

Neither of us was impressed with Felix the Twat at the end. It's bad enough in Italy for away fans as it is, without that c*nt adding fuel to the fire by acting such a prick.

BT/Sky etc... are desperate for United to become relevant again. They completely rode their luck last night and fluked a win at the death.

[rob1966]

BT/Sky etc... are desperate for United to become relevant again. They completely rode their luck last night and fluked a win at the death.

To the point that they invent that they have their swagger back

[spen71]

Has cantona landed yet ?

[Vinay]

the irony is they are now qualifying for the next round, while we may end up not qualifying. Whatever you say, they can be brutally efficient. I hope they beat City in their derby on Sunday.

[Vinay]

It’s not very agonising at the moment though.  They need a right humping at the weekend to get them back into the proper zone.  City will just have to drop points against someone else.

Put a smile back on this dour week!

[Roady]

theyre going to win it arent they,.ffs

Wooshing? They’ve no chance. Did you watch the game they were bollocks! Two free kicks two goals. Juve smashes  them hit the bar and post and miss three sitters. I really wouldn’t worry 😂

[Larse]

That must have been the luckiest win I've seen in a CL league game. Only positive is, they will be full of confidence in the game against City and City might drop some points.

Then if they come back from the internationals their usual struggles will continue.

[Nitramdorf]

That must have been the luckiest win I've seen in a CL league game. Only positive is, they will be full of confidence in the game against City and City might drop some points.

Then if they come back from the internationals their usual struggles will continue.

Dont forget that balmy night in Barcelona, and then that other time etc, etc ....

[Brian Blessed]

the irony is they are now qualifying for the next round, while we may end up not qualifying. Whatever you say, they can be brutally efficient. I hope they beat City in their derby on Sunday.

We are in second, a point ahead of third, they're in second, 2 points ahead of third. So I'm not sure how you work that one out.

[Petadroli]

Actually did not even mind them getting some confidence before the derby. I really hope they win against ManCity. Plus Juventus are a gang of shithouses as well.

[Robinred]

The obnoxious twat not only defended his post-match twattishness, he slipped in a sly dig at Woodward.

The Ronaldo goal, he was keen to point out, was the result of a wonderful pass from a ball-playing centre back (of the type he asked for in August and was denied).

If only the board would back him etc etc ...

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The obnoxious twat not only defended his post-match twattishness, he slipped in a sly dig at Woodward.

The Ronaldo goal, he was keen to point out, was the result of a wonderful pass from a ball-playing centre back (of the type he asked for in August and was denied).

If only the board would back him etc etc ...

He constantly slags his players off doesn't he? Imagine playing for the clown

[4pool]

He constantly slags his players off doesn't he? Imagine playing for the clown

With the amount they get paid, why should they worry...

[Jm55]

I’d obviously much rather City drop points, but if City are to beat them, then this brief spell of optimism bring extinguished in the most agonising way possible by losing to their local rivals will massively take the sting out of it.