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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2440 on: February 17, 2021, 11:33:51 am »
if he did take a covid test he would probably be out for 6 months with a broken nostril
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2441 on: February 17, 2021, 04:43:49 pm »
He's just had his first kid hasnt he? And I assume him and his partner live in America. I cant imagine he's in a great rush to come and isolate for ten days in England on the off chance he can get a short term contract to play under Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or one of their ilk

I mean if he wants to play football at a higher level than the MLS then what choice does he have? He's been out the game a while now, any longer and he'll not be getting another chance.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2442 on: May 24, 2021, 08:19:56 pm »
Reading through the Keita thread made me think of Sturridge. I can't believe that there was no club in the world willing to take a punt on him. He's still only 31 and you don't lose the ability that he has over night.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2443 on: May 25, 2021, 12:43:00 am »
I can't believe that there was no club in the world willing to take a punt on him. He's still only 31 and you don't lose the ability that he has over night.

The Athletic had a piece last summer that nailed his situation. They anonymously interviewed several agents and executives at various clubs and they all said the same thing. In a pandemic-impacted season, you cannot hold out hoping for a better deal in January, because there won't be one. Clubs aren't going to want to deal with the quarantining and the extra time needed to get you match fit, when there is the possibility that a squad could have a COVID outbreak at any point. Additionally, clubs were anticipating that they might not have fans all season, so money would be tight. And they were right. He should have taken up the most suitable offer available to him last summer, even if it was a one-year deal. I'm not sure if he gets a PL return after a year not playing at his age/given his injury history.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2444 on: May 28, 2021, 11:50:29 am »
I last saw him with members of DSS (Dark Skin Society) in LA. Needs to knock that shit on the head as he was the only unemployed one of the lot (actors and musicians made up the rest). He is gonna have to be very humble with his wage demands I reckon. But he could still make a very good living as he wounds down

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2445 on: May 28, 2021, 12:35:25 pm »
Nah, he's human and is entitled to enjoy his life just as much as the rest of them. The guy could probably retire now and like a comfortable life, whether he's with a team or not means fuck all to be honest.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2446 on: May 28, 2021, 12:38:05 pm »
I last saw him with members of DSS (Dark Skin Society) in LA. Needs to knock that shit on the head as he was the only unemployed one of the lot (actors and musicians made up the rest). He is gonna have to be very humble with his wage demands I reckon. But he could still make a very good living as he wounds down

He needs to knock what shit on it's head? Having a life? Weird thing to suggest.

The guy is coming up to 32, and had countless injury problems. Most in his position would have, and have, retired by now.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2447 on: May 28, 2021, 12:39:17 pm »
I last saw him with members of DSS (Dark Skin Society) in LA. Needs to knock that shit on the head as he was the only unemployed one of the lot (actors and musicians made up the rest). He is gonna have to be very humble with his wage demands I reckon. But he could still make a very good living as he wounds down

Deary me :D

I can't imagine he's struggling financially. If his choice is retire in LA with the tens of millions he must already have earned through football or come and play for West Brom on Ł15k a week I dont think its a difficult call is it.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2448 on: May 28, 2021, 12:40:40 pm »
He can do what he pleases, he's earned tons of money, some utter loons on here.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2449 on: May 28, 2021, 12:49:38 pm »
Of course he can do what he wants. He is already a millionaire but unless I missed the memo he hasn't retired

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2450 on: May 28, 2021, 12:51:36 pm »
Deary me :D

I can't imagine he's struggling financially. If his choice is retire in LA with the tens of millions he must already have earned through football or come and play for West Brom on Ł15k a week I dont think its a difficult call is it.
Not for us no, but for a footballer who still wants to do it you should grab that Ł15k with both hands.

I would suggest playing MLS but unless he is a designated player the money wouldn't be worth his while

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2451 on: May 28, 2021, 12:52:53 pm »
Of course he can do what he wants. He is already a millionaire but unless I missed the memo he hasn't retired

And?

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2453 on: May 28, 2021, 01:26:04 pm »
He can do what he pleases, he's earned tons of money, some utter loons on here.

Yep, and as I understand it, he has a lot of interests outside of football.

I still get frustrated (not at him) thinking about how unlucky he was with injuries, he was super talented and was good enough to be part of this current squad.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2454 on: May 28, 2021, 01:35:58 pm »
And so i want him to get a new club.
So its not possible to chew gum and walk at the same time? The lad is entitled to wait for the opportunity that suits him, not what you think he should do. Why should he play for 15k wages if we can get a better deal? And that's not to say that he's asking for silly money, but know your self-worth.

You posted as if he was standing on the corner being a smackhead.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2455 on: May 28, 2021, 01:43:26 pm »
So its not possible to chew gum and walk at the same time? The lad is entitled to wait for the opportunity that suits him, not what you think he should do. Why should he play for 15k wages if we can get a better deal? And that's not to say that he's asking for silly money, but know your self-worth.

You posted as if he was standing on the corner being a smackhead.

Fair point well made. Though in this climate and a whole year off uninjured, I think Ł15k is a pretty damn good deal

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2456 on: May 28, 2021, 02:14:27 pm »
In the interests of full disclosure, the Ł15k a week offer from West Brom wasn't actually a real thing and was a made up amount to make a point. I wouldnt want to be classed as an ITK and take any shine away from genuine ones like Fordy, PeterTheRed and Samie.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2457 on: May 28, 2021, 02:24:03 pm »
I knew that  :D

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2458 on: May 28, 2021, 02:27:23 pm »
In the interests of full disclosure, the Ł15k a week offer from West Brom wasn't actually a real thing and was a made up amount to make a point. I wouldnt want to be classed as an ITK and take any shine away from genuine ones like Fordy, PeterTheRed and Samie.

Ah fuck sake mate. I just lobbed Ł50 on him to join West Brom based on that. Money down the drain.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2459 on: May 28, 2021, 06:19:56 pm »
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/daniel-sturridge-im-an-english-player-and-home-is-where-the-heart-is-so-id-love-to-come-back-m5tj99t32

It's behind a paywall but the first paragraph is enough for me to eat a huge slice of humble pie

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2460 on: May 28, 2021, 07:49:43 pm »
Fuck it, sign him up.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2461 on: May 28, 2021, 09:38:08 pm »
The training camp is great and all that, but 14 months without any game time is a loooong time in football and it'll take him a while to get anywhere near match ready.  If he's fixed his body and can handle that, then great.

Hope he finds a club and is able to contribute, he's a good lad.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2462 on: July 7, 2021, 03:59:07 pm »
I always thought towards the end of his time here, that for a professional athlete, he looked a touch out of shape and carrying extra weight. He's announced on social media he's ready to make a comeback and find a club (looks like he's living in the USA still) so I wonder if he means MLS or back to Europe?

He looks in serious shape again on some of the videos he's posted, and has clearly still got talent on the ball. He could be a good pickup for an MLS club.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2463 on: July 13, 2021, 02:41:38 pm »
Daniel has been invited to a trial with Real Mallorca.  :D

https://twitter.com/RCD_Mallorca/status/1414911510594396160

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2464 on: July 13, 2021, 09:22:16 pm »
I always thought towards the end of his time here, that for a professional athlete, he looked a touch out of shape and carrying extra weight. He's announced on social media he's ready to make a comeback and find a club (looks like he's living in the USA still) so I wonder if he means MLS or back to Europe?

He looks in serious shape again on some of the videos he's posted, and has clearly still got talent on the ball. He could be a good pickup for an MLS club.

One of my favourite Liverpool players of the modern era, he really was so, so naturally gifted.

I know he's loved the States for a long time now and him relocating to train here was of no surprise really. I think a lot of European players would/have had issues with the long travel distances and the weather that comes with an MLS season, but he would be a really shrewd pickup for an MLS side.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2465 on: July 13, 2021, 09:28:19 pm »
Daniel has been invited to a trial with Real Mallorca.  :D

https://twitter.com/RCD_Mallorca/status/1414911510594396160

I always used to think if I was a journeyman player (I know Daniel is/was much more than that) I’d love a stint at Mallorca, Tenerife or Las Palmas! Maybe a Cypriot side as well

Good luck to him.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2466 on: July 13, 2021, 09:31:16 pm »
Genuinely amazed an MLS team didn't try and get him. He'd boss that league if he could stay fit.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2467 on: July 13, 2021, 09:42:11 pm »
He's arrived and taking his medical.   :D


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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2468 on: July 13, 2021, 09:46:48 pm »
So he shows up to a medical wearing a big diamond earring, nose ring and a shiny fishnet vest. Clearly been spending time with some strange people in USA.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2469 on: July 13, 2021, 09:47:48 pm »
Genuinely amazed an MLS team didn't try and get him. He'd boss that league if he could stay fit.

I thought the issue was he was holding out for a European club to take him on.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2470 on: July 13, 2021, 09:50:24 pm »
I always used to think if I was a journeyman player (I know Daniel is/was much more than that) I’d love a stint at Mallorca, Tenerife or Las Palmas! Maybe a Cypriot side as well

Good luck to him.

Las Palmas would be the one mate. A bit of Gran Canaria didn't hurt anyone.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2471 on: July 13, 2021, 09:52:12 pm »
So he shows up to a medical wearing a big diamond earring, nose ring and a shiny fishnet vest. Clearly been spending time with some strange people in USA.

I get the feeling the fishnet vest was not his choice  ;D

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2472 on: July 13, 2021, 10:52:28 pm »
I get the feeling the fishnet vest was not his choice  ;D
Unless Studge thought ‘I’ll have a bit of that’ when seeing Ramos’ medical at PSG yesterday  ;D
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2473 on: September 1, 2021, 04:08:17 pm »
The birthday boy today.

What a player, what a striker. One of the best goalscorers I've ever seen. An absolute joy watching him play.

Injuries may have disrupted his career but when he was fit, I've honestly never seen a better English striker in the 30 years I've lived.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2474 on: September 1, 2021, 04:15:54 pm »
SIGN HIM EDWARDS!

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2475 on: September 1, 2021, 08:39:36 pm »
So did he sign for Real Mallorca in the end? Asking for a (German) friend.
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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2476 on: September 1, 2021, 08:53:07 pm »
Still unattached mate.  Seems like he just couldn't agree a deal with Mallorca.

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2477 on: September 3, 2021, 05:32:38 am »

I fear that to get back in he is gonna need to take a really bad deal

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2478 on: September 3, 2021, 06:00:42 am »
What a great player he was - only 32 - you'd think someone would take a chance on him

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Re: The Daniel Sturridge
« Reply #2479 on: September 3, 2021, 09:16:59 am »
I guess with money being tight everywhere in football, him probably wanting fairly hefty wages still and being practically retired for 18 months its going to be tricky.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.