Author Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread  (Read 3959212 times)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39920 on: June 16, 2015, 03:53:00 pm »
Shame on you for correcting the Doc!


I did it with a kiss, as a token of good will ;D

Que vaina ;D

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39921 on: June 16, 2015, 03:54:41 pm »
It's no wonder the kids aren't allowed in here. ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39922 on: June 16, 2015, 04:03:35 pm »
Good spanish, where are you learning?
At the vaina near the vaina.....

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39923 on: June 16, 2015, 04:08:53 pm »
I did it with a kiss, as a token of good will ;D


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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39924 on: June 16, 2015, 05:04:37 pm »
Must spell incorrectly more often.
That's once ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39925 on: June 16, 2015, 06:27:06 pm »
"Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?"

Thanks for asking hon. :-* Things are tough just now, it's looking like another enforced flit is on the cards. As ever, I'm hanging in there. :wave
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39926 on: June 16, 2015, 09:06:03 pm »
"Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?"

Thanks for asking hon. :-* Things are tough just now, it's looking like another enforced flit is on the cards. As ever, I'm hanging in there. :wave

Hope things improve Piggy mate .
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39927 on: June 16, 2015, 11:21:06 pm »
Just to dab away a single manly tear caused from reflecting on the golden days of our youth.  How lovely.  How noble.

I feel another bourbon cream coming on
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39928 on: June 17, 2015, 09:48:18 am »
I feel another bourbon cream coming on

 Nice.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39929 on: June 17, 2015, 12:50:55 pm »
"Ooooh I know.  But first things first my treasure.  How's it hanging gorgeous piggy babe?"

Thanks for asking hon. :-* Things are tough just now, it's looking like another enforced flit is on the cards. As ever, I'm hanging in there. :wave

That's awful babe.  A bundle of love to help you get through this horrible time.  You are in my thoughts.  I know you will prevail.   :-*
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39930 on: June 17, 2015, 02:25:36 pm »
I feel another bourbon cream coming on

Oh dear.  Another of his raging rampaging uncontrollable lusts. 
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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39931 on: June 17, 2015, 02:44:59 pm »
It's no wonder the kids aren't allowed in here.

Just as well.  By the time we'd put them through their paces as if they were real grown up red blooded virile men - especially with regard to the ruff stuff - they'd be in  tears and begging for their Mammy.  So its a kindness really.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39933 on: June 17, 2015, 07:03:53 pm »
'Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,' anyone remember the next line?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39934 on: June 17, 2015, 07:09:29 pm »
'Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,' anyone remember the next line?

...stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer.

So, what about ... You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with .....


I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39935 on: June 17, 2015, 07:22:56 pm »
...stick them up your bum and they last a bit longer.

So, what about ... You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with .....



A wire brush.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39936 on: June 17, 2015, 07:50:26 pm »
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with
H2SO4
Expect nothing.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39937 on: June 17, 2015, 07:58:53 pm »
Steradent (not sure about the spelling - before anyone starts, like).
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39938 on: June 17, 2015, 08:12:08 pm »
H2SO4

Johnny was a little boy but Johnny is no more,
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4


But the answer is... Pepsodent , or in the variant we used to sing, wet cement
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39939 on: June 17, 2015, 11:15:59 pm »
Thanks for the good wishes, Maggie and Geoff, I'm one of the old school so I'll battle on and get through. I've never had to borrow in my life until now.
Suddenly I turned around and she was standin' there
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39940 on: June 18, 2015, 05:02:28 am »
H2SO4
Two chemists walk into a pub. Barman asks what they want. First chemist says, smugly, "I'll have H2O please." Second says, "I'll have H2O too please!" Second chemist dies.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39941 on: June 18, 2015, 05:11:38 am »
Looking for a reaction?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39942 on: June 18, 2015, 07:45:22 am »
Two chemists walk into a pub. Barman asks what they want. First chemist says, smugly, "I'll have H2O please." Second says, "I'll have H2O too please!" Second chemist dies.
He was just having a 'blonde' moment.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39943 on: June 18, 2015, 08:51:20 am »
Can we stop trying to be clever and get back to having fun... ;)

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39944 on: June 18, 2015, 10:54:38 am »
A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39945 on: June 18, 2015, 11:10:33 am »
Is  it just me? or has anyone else encountered the tea-spoon in the bottom of the washing up bowl phenomenon?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39946 on: June 18, 2015, 01:42:30 pm »
Is  it just me? or has anyone else encountered the tea-spoon in the bottom of the washing up bowl phenomenon? 

Oddly enough - since you ask - no.  But I haven't got a fuckin clue about all this chemistry shite anyway.  Well take this Einstean fella.  Over rated  in my opinion.  I mean.  Compare him with King Kenny.  Kenny's bangin 'em in and running round, arms spread, with a smile that would light up Anfield and Einey's droning on about the theory of relativity, which most people don't know what the fuck relativity is in the first place, and care less about a theory one way or the other.  Well there's no contest is there?   
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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39947 on: June 18, 2015, 02:05:55 pm »
Einstein was a physicist, not a chemist, who proposed his theories of relativity between 1907 and 1915.

Kenny signed for LFC in 1977.

How old ARE you excactly, Mags? ;D

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39948 on: June 18, 2015, 02:55:03 pm »
It is impolite to ask a lady her age.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39949 on: June 18, 2015, 03:22:08 pm »
It is impolite to ask a lady her age.


'Time is relative man', as Einstein would have said if he was a hippy. But the comparison with Kenny definitely stands. I mean he definitely brought a new dimension to LFC, that much is patently obvious.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39950 on: June 18, 2015, 03:33:58 pm »
It is impolite to ask a lady her age.
Indeed. But I was asking Maggie. ohshit..........

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« Reply #39951 on: June 18, 2015, 03:41:42 pm »
'Time is relative man', as Einstein would have said if he was a hippy. But the comparison with Kenny definitely stands. I mean he definitely brought a new dimension to LFC, that much is patently obvious.

What about some Hawkwind or Marillion


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« Reply #39952 on: June 18, 2015, 04:03:24 pm »
Indeed. But I was asking Maggie. ohshit..........

:lmao
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39953 on: June 18, 2015, 05:20:18 pm »
Indeed. But I was asking Maggie. ohshit..........

Cheeky young fucker.  Its just as well I totally adore and dote upon you and you are gorgeous with it, otherwise I'd rip your bollix off and wear them for a bangle.  :wave

PS.  Mwah.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2015, 05:28:08 pm by Maggie May »
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39954 on: June 18, 2015, 05:31:08 pm »
 :lickin :-*

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« Reply #39955 on: June 18, 2015, 05:52:40 pm »
Einstein was a physicist, not a chemist, who proposed his theories of relativity between 1907 and 1915.

 Oh.  Right.  Not saying anything against the fella mind you. Probably a nice enough bloke in his own tinpot way.  But you say "theories".  I thought there was just one.  Could he not make his mind up?
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Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39956 on: June 18, 2015, 06:59:16 pm »
 ;D

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39957 on: June 18, 2015, 11:55:35 pm »
Am I the only one who once fancied the Oxo girl?
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Rather a day as a lion than a lifetime as a sheep.

I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread - Over 1000 Pages of Wisdom For Young Uns!
« Reply #39959 on: June 19, 2015, 02:37:47 pm »
Over a thousand pages .Wooo.
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

- The Upanishads.

The heart knows the way. Run in that direction

- Rumi

You are held . You are loved . You are seen  - Some wise fella .