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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #200 on: October 19, 2009, 12:20:33 am »
"Was reallie nice seein you afftah all dat time.......thnx foh da lift home"

Just fucking write in normal english...one that pissed me off most was "foh"...does it really save you time typing 'h' instead of 'r'
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #201 on: October 19, 2009, 12:27:00 am »
"Was reallie nice seein you afftah all dat time.......thnx foh da lift home"

Just fucking write in normal english...one that pissed me off most was "foh"...does it really save you time typing 'h' instead of 'r'
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #202 on: October 19, 2009, 06:57:35 am »
Most of them are about people talking on the phone....

1. People talking on the phone in public transportation.
2. When I am watching tv, my mom always sit next to me talking loudly on the phone.
3. My mom's friend phones her almost everyday. But when I answer her call, she doesn't say who she is or "hello." The first sentence is always simply "where's your mom?" I am really annoyed by this.
4. I hate answering the phone when the person on the other side asks "who are you?" Isn't he/she suppose to tell me who they are calling?
4. All junk advertising phone call, sms, and emails.

And I also hate people playing beachball, on the beach or on the pitch.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #203 on: October 19, 2009, 08:47:31 am »
Most of them are about people talking on the phone....

1. People talking on the phone in public transportation.

Good thing you werent around me on Saturday then when I was having a rant on the phone about the rudeness of Carra!
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Trivial things that piss you off
« Reply #204 on: November 12, 2014, 01:44:24 pm »
During the week at work we have a self-service breakfast thing where you make your own toast, bacon butties etc

There are two containers for used and clean knifes.  People putting a used knife in the clean knife container >: (

Also, the toaster has a red light on it when it's being used but you can manually pop your toast to see if it's done.  People who
manually pop their toast out and decide it's done but don't turn the red light off meaning if you glance at it from across the room
you assume that someone is using it >: (

When people don't tie (or at least twist) the ends of the loaf of bread meaning it's exposed to the elements for God knows how long
and goes stale >: (

There's a coffee machine where pay for your stuff and people will often go straight there meaning you can be making you butties for
5 minutes but someone can nip in front of you and then spend 15 minutes ordering ridiculous drinks for them and the 20 people they're
in a meeting with meaning you have to wait to pay even though you were there first >: (
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Re: Trivial things that piss you off
« Reply #205 on: November 12, 2014, 01:59:31 pm »
I know the international break takes a toll on all of us.  ;D



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Re: Trivial things that piss you off
« Reply #206 on: November 12, 2014, 02:00:43 pm »
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Re: Trivial things that piss you off
« Reply #208 on: November 12, 2014, 02:07:04 pm »
So you get breakfast for free at work?

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Re: Trivial things that piss you off
« Reply #209 on: November 12, 2014, 02:13:29 pm »
No, it costs you money but in one of the 'cost saving' measures they made it all self-service, presumably so the one member of staff they kept on to run the service can concentrate on making douchebag businessmen their silly American hot drinks.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #210 on: November 12, 2014, 10:37:55 pm »
Filling the kettle to the fucking brim, when it's only for a couple of cups of tea/coffee, thus taking several times longer to boil

You say Honey? I say Fuck off.

You dont win friends with Salad

There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #211 on: November 12, 2014, 10:39:33 pm »
Filling the kettle to the fucking brim, when it's only for a couple of cups of tea/coffee, thus taking several times longer to boil

Who the fuck does that?!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #212 on: November 12, 2014, 10:40:40 pm »
Who the fuck does that?!

Soft arse at work. I will pour it all over their desk one bad day
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #213 on: November 12, 2014, 10:42:09 pm »
Crumbs/Marmite/whatever in the Flora. Disgusting pigs.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #214 on: November 12, 2014, 10:46:10 pm »
And people that insist on loudly scraping every last morsel of food on their plates into their gobs. My mum's awful for it and the sound sets my teeth on edge.

Also, people getting hiccoughs in my vicinity and making no attempt to stop them.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #215 on: November 12, 2014, 10:54:28 pm »
People spelling hiccups 'hiccoughs'.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #216 on: November 12, 2014, 10:56:17 pm »
People spelling hiccups 'hiccoughs'.

I was going to Google it but couldn't be arsed ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #217 on: November 12, 2014, 10:57:47 pm »
If i see someones tag sticking out of their clothes i have to fix it.  No idea why it annoys me so much. 

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #218 on: November 12, 2014, 11:01:49 pm »
The Tube in general. Schoolkids blocking the top of the escalator to read a map, people barging onto the train before letting people off (therefore holding everyone up), people taking photos of their mates or selfies and getting me in the picture, being sat on those front-facing seats on a near empty train and someone deciding that they have to sit directly opposite me, Earl's Court, smelly people.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #219 on: November 12, 2014, 11:03:24 pm »
Was at a hotel in Hamburg Sunday, and on Monday morning at the breakfast buffé there was a man sat eating. He was literally the loudest eater I have ever heard. It was absolutely ridiculous. Even if you'd try your hardest you wouldn't be louder than him going at it with his mouth open. It annoyed me to such an extent that I was talking to myself saying how awful it was. Disgusting and annoying as fuck!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #220 on: November 12, 2014, 11:05:23 pm »
Was at a hotel in Hamburg Sunday, and on Monday morning at the breakfast buffé there was a man sat eating. He was literally the loudest eater I have ever heard. It was absolutely ridiculous. Even if you'd try your hardest you wouldn't be louder than him going at it with his mouth open. It annoyed me to such an extent that I was talking to myself saying how awful it was. Disgusting and annoying as fuck!

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #221 on: November 12, 2014, 11:05:23 pm »
People who drink diet-coke and pretend they are making the healthy choice. Either go full on regular cola or water, you morons. 

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #222 on: November 12, 2014, 11:05:58 pm »
People who drink diet-coke and pretend they are making the healthy choice. Either go full on regular cola or water you morons.

I only drink Diet Coke because I genuinely prefer the taste to regular.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #223 on: November 12, 2014, 11:08:39 pm »
Tourists going to art museums because it's "mandatory". There are those well behaved and slightly bored ones who just wander around - those are fine. But then there are the people who obviously doesn't appreciate it or are even remotely interested, apart from saying that they've been there. They walk up to e.g. a painting, take out their camera, take a picture and leaves. THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PAINTING. They just crowd the place for people who are actually interested. Aaaargggh!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #224 on: November 12, 2014, 11:09:26 pm »
People when eating cereal start banging the spoon against the bowl clowns

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #225 on: November 12, 2014, 11:13:59 pm »
I was going to Google it but couldn't be arsed ;D
I think it can be spelled both ways but one makes much more onomatopoeic sense than the other and is far less irritating to read ;D
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #226 on: November 12, 2014, 11:14:37 pm »
I think it can be spelled both ways but one makes much more onomatopoeic sense than the other and is far less irritating to read ;D

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #227 on: November 12, 2014, 11:24:10 pm »
People pressing the lights at traffic lights and then continue to cross the road anyway without waiting. Scum. Sub human scum

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #228 on: November 12, 2014, 11:29:46 pm »
People pressing the lights at traffic lights and then continue to cross the road anyway. Scum. Sub human scum
I must say, I get a bit irritated when a parent with a small child is at the side of the road waiting for the green light to be able to cross and then somebody just walks in front of them while it's still on red and crosses anyway. As I once heard Daniel Kitson say, it's like saying to the child "Your dad's a loser".
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #229 on: November 12, 2014, 11:31:27 pm »
Idiots gawping around a supermarket heads inclined at a 45 degree angle whilst pushing their trolley with no awareness of what's going on around them.

People that are walking in a busy high street and then just suddenly stop in the middle of the fucking pavement

Sitting on an aisle seat on an aeroplane with a family with child(ren) sat next to you yo'yo'ing the fuck up and down to get shit out of the overhead storage / toilet - general fucking fidgety arses. 
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #230 on: November 12, 2014, 11:34:49 pm »
Bookmarking this as I have definitely have something but head too up my arse to think of it at the mo.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #231 on: November 12, 2014, 11:36:10 pm »
People clogging up the bargain shelves in supermarkets, staring slack-jawed at a wrap that's been reduced by 30p for five minutes. Remove yourselves from society.

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #232 on: November 12, 2014, 11:36:11 pm »
People pressing the lights at traffic lights and then continue to cross the road anyway without waiting. Scum. Sub human scum

I press the button on those about half a dozen times knowing full well i don't need to.  Yes i'm one of those people. 

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #233 on: November 12, 2014, 11:39:07 pm »
Tossers who walk around playing music from their phone..... buy a pair of headphones you fucking spanner i don't want to hear your shit music.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #234 on: November 12, 2014, 11:43:13 pm »
I press the button on those about half a dozen times knowing full well i don't need to.  Yes i'm one of those people.
That's a dangerous game you're playing my friend, you run the risk of pissing off touchy twats like me sitting in a 3 ton van. And you're crossing the road....

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #235 on: November 12, 2014, 11:53:09 pm »
That's a dangerous game you're playing my friend, you run the risk of pissing off touchy twats like me sitting in a 3 ton van. And you're crossing the road....

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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #236 on: November 12, 2014, 11:54:12 pm »
My housemate always puts all the plates and that on the side into the sink in a massive pile. Means you can't use the sink, so annoying!
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #237 on: November 13, 2014, 12:02:25 am »

Tossers who walk around playing music from their phone..... buy a pair of headphones you fucking spanner i don't want to hear your shit music.

Could never figure out the reason for this myself.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #238 on: November 13, 2014, 01:33:32 am »
My housemate always puts all the plates and that on the side into the sink in a massive pile. Means you can't use the sink, so annoying!

Speaking of that; people who are completely unable to put dishes in the machine in a way that actually makes room for other dishes! Did some people really not play Tetris? What the actual fuck.
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Re: The small things in life that really annoy you
« Reply #239 on: November 13, 2014, 04:04:17 am »
Tossers who walk around playing music from their phone..... buy a pair of headphones you fucking spanner i don't want to hear your shit music.

Absolutely.

Especially when it's in a train or a bus.
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