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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #840 on: September 17, 2019, 12:41:44 pm »
brilliant

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is walker supposed to be ed209 from robocop? The bot that was about as stable on its feet as Emile Heskey
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #841 on: September 17, 2019, 12:43:49 pm »
Definitely the best in a long time, that panel with Kyle Walker as an Empire Strikes Back walker will live in the memory.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #842 on: September 17, 2019, 12:50:16 pm »
brilliant

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is walker supposed to be ed209 from robocop? The bot that was about as stable on its feet as Emile Heskey

An AT AT walker from Star Wars

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #843 on: September 17, 2019, 01:11:50 pm »
Best one in ages. Some genuinely hilarious stuff, from Puuki as an Ewok through to Chernobyl and Oliver Reed!

Yep. Norwich-Man City panels are great

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #844 on: September 17, 2019, 01:57:19 pm »
Definitely the best in a long time, that panel with Kyle Walker as an Empire Strikes Back walker will live in the memory.

After your film location genius I'll take great joy in pointing out that it's Return of the Jedi :P

Thanks for the Atalanta badge reminder too by the way guys, that's a great shout. This is an instant classic of his

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #845 on: September 17, 2019, 02:21:59 pm »
An AT AT walker from Star Wars

ah right, very good. sorry but im a weirdo

ive NEVER seen a star wars film
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #846 on: September 17, 2019, 03:19:06 pm »
After your film location genius I'll take great joy in pointing out that it's Return of the Jedi :P

Thanks for the Atalanta badge reminder too by the way guys, that's a great shout. This is an instant classic of his

While the panel is a Jedi AT-ST, one is glimpsed in the Hoth battle  :roger :roger
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #847 on: September 17, 2019, 03:55:53 pm »
While the panel is a Jedi AT-ST, one is glimpsed in the Hoth battle  :roger :roger

Gonna make an even nerdier shout - was that AT ST only added in the George Lucas adding random bits wave of edits in the 2000s? :roger

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #848 on: September 17, 2019, 11:48:52 pm »

Gonna make an even nerdier shout - was that AT ST only added in the George Lucas adding random bits wave of edits in the 2000s? :roger

According to these, who out-nerd us all, it was in the original. :roger

https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/126103/why-is-there-a-glimpse-of-an-at-st-in-the-empire-strikes-back
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #850 on: September 18, 2019, 12:28:13 am »
Note the second appearance of Kyle Walker, where the sides of his head are dented from where the logs had hit him.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #851 on: September 18, 2019, 05:02:13 am »
That's an all time effort
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #853 on: October 1, 2019, 11:18:52 am »
I have no idea how he weaves so much into it, every time. Even a literary allusion to Bruce's crime-fighting novels, spun off the newly-cancelled Newcastle training session. Utter genius.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #854 on: October 1, 2019, 11:23:50 am »
Stoke-of-Course ;D


EDIT: And the yellow cards next to Xhaka's name! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #855 on: October 1, 2019, 12:00:13 pm »
And the return of Sir Chips Keswick.

It's the little things that tickle me - like the Milka cow with Xhaka written on the side.  I'm going to look up Brendan O'Neill now to see if he has a massive arse-shaped head.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #856 on: October 1, 2019, 12:11:19 pm »
the Milka cow with Xhaka written on the side.

That's why I recognise it! That's brilliant

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #857 on: October 1, 2019, 12:14:13 pm »
genius
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #858 on: October 1, 2019, 02:50:39 pm »
That’s absolutely brilliant.  Sir Chips should be wearing Bendtner’s trainers but otherwise gosh, that really is top work.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #859 on: October 1, 2019, 02:57:09 pm »
The yellow card every time after Xhaka  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #860 on: October 1, 2019, 03:02:12 pm »
The Milka cow :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #861 on: October 1, 2019, 03:14:12 pm »
Squires really is brilliant.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #862 on: October 1, 2019, 03:16:43 pm »
Squires really is brilliant.

Is this all he does, or does he have any other things he does?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #863 on: October 1, 2019, 03:25:03 pm »
The yellow card every time after Xhaka  ;D
Even on his jersey  :D


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« Reply #864 on: October 1, 2019, 03:55:58 pm »
Judge Kolasinac is wearing Judge Lady Hale's spider brooch.

Good spot!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #866 on: October 8, 2019, 12:06:40 pm »
One of the best yet ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #867 on: October 8, 2019, 12:27:27 pm »
Had to Google the digital chicken as that had passed me by, he is so on the ball! ;D

Ole Gunnar Nostaljaer! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #868 on: October 8, 2019, 12:32:48 pm »
Just noticed he said "Everton's current 30 year predicament"

They'll be fewming at that "it's only 25 years" ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #869 on: October 8, 2019, 12:55:43 pm »
I laughed out loud at so much of that!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #870 on: October 8, 2019, 01:27:18 pm »
“The season when Everton managers prepare to migrate to warmer climes”

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #871 on: October 8, 2019, 02:22:09 pm »
I laughed out loud at so much of that!
Me too including looking up the goose. Can’t wait to get home from the pub after work haha

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #872 on: October 8, 2019, 04:59:46 pm »
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« Reply #873 on: October 8, 2019, 05:01:28 pm »
Me too including looking up the goose. Can’t wait to get home from the pub after work haha
I'm a fan of the goose already, look at some of the YouTubes, that goose is a bastard, a funny, evil bastard.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #874 on: October 8, 2019, 05:07:31 pm »
Brilliant again this week.  I love the small touches like Ed Woodward having already signed Ole's desk and his phone having been retrieved from the canal behind him  :lmao :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #875 on: October 8, 2019, 05:31:48 pm »
Best one ever this week

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #876 on: October 8, 2019, 06:06:14 pm »
Also the addition to Tottenham's sponsor.....

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #877 on: October 8, 2019, 06:40:26 pm »
Surprised that Kuka Shaker got a reference in the TFI Friday panel. I will would have gone for Reef myself.

There was a Texaco Cup too, and Newcastle were the last winners, according to Wiki. Who knew, eh?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #878 on: October 8, 2019, 07:46:47 pm »
Just noticed he said "Everton's current 30 year predicament"

They'll be fewming at that "it's only 25 years" ;D

The only slight fault is missing out Keane's pointless pointing at Hendricks, just before he scored.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #879 on: October 8, 2019, 10:30:07 pm »
Surprised that Kuka Shaker got a reference in the TFI Friday panel. I will would have gone for Reef myself.

There was a Texaco Cup too, and Newcastle were the last winners, according to Wiki. Who knew, eh?

Fair point although I do actually remember watching Kula Shaker perform Tattva some time around Euro 96. Peak 90s. :D